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1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-29 23:42
starting tomorrow i will hopefully be a plongeur
its my first job in a long ass time.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 11:46
What is said job?
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 12:34
>>2
i wash dishes
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 18:44
hehe i pee in food!
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 21:26
>>1
May I have a dollar?
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 22:03
no
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 06:51
>>6
Why?
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 09:57
you dont deserve it
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 12:53
>>8
Give a bum one stinking buck!
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 19:52
never. groom and wash yourself and find a fucking job
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-01 16:20
>>10
No.
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-02 14:29
>>11
I should go to bed I'm fucking autistic and cant bell for shit!
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 07:58
Seriously, what is the problem with all these faggots out there who can't get a job?

My contract at my job got suspended on Friday, on Monday I applied for some jobs online, kind of half-assed like.
I got a phone interview today with a face to face tomorrow that I'm 100% confident will end in a job offer with about a 2k/year pay raise.

How are people so fucking shitty at life that employers don't want them to do their shitty jobs?

How have you spent roughly a quarter of a century on this planet and not acquired a marketable skill set?
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 09:06
>>13
I'm 16 and looking for a job, I've applied to 20 different positions in various companies

I have tons of skills but they don't trust that shit unless you have a diploma
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 09:56
>>14
Are you looking for jobs that require a diploma? Because if you are, FUCK OFF KID.

Go get a job that requires no skills other than showing up on time and not having shit for brains. That is what 16 year olds are worth.
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 11:04
>>15
Examples? Of said jobs?
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 12:12
>>16
Any Manual Labor
Grocery Store
Restaurant
Mow Lawns
Construction
Wash Cars
Walk Dogs
Babysit
Clean Houses
Dig Ditches
Stand in front of tax office in a goofy outfit and twirl a sign
Deliver newspapers
Deliver food
Pick up trash
Paint shit
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:04
It all has to do with experience and how you carry yourself. I remember when I was young getting my first jobs, didn't know how to interview had no proven skills only had a clean pair of jeans and a polo. It was tough getting a job. I imagine most young kids right out of collage/high school having the same problem. Or even if you just worked some basic job out of necessity.

But ten years later I apply for work I see what offers I get, pit the places against each other and see who offers me the best deal.
Any ways >>13 either you've lucked into some valuable experience. Put in the hard work to be in that position or got lucky. But your situation definitely doesn't dictate what happens for everyone else in this country faggot.
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:21
>>13
I think a lot of it comes down to mistakes made when young adding up and becoming difficult to surmount. I'm a former heroin addict and former drug dealer, and while I didn't get in any legal trouble, I did have an employment gap.

Other stuff can also hurt job prospects; I'm epileptic and can't really legally drive as a result, even though I only have a single seizure a year at most.

That being said, I am employed presently ($12/hr, full benefits) and entertaining other job offers. Don't even have a degree either.

I suppose a lot of it comes down to effort, being realistic about the options available to you, presenting oneself properly and general respectability. The real truth is that you can get a good job and a pretty girlfriend if you play the game even a little bit. but most people outside of those situations don't understand how to leverage themselves properly.
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:38
I have a master's degree in a field that can work in almost any industry. I have been looking for work for a year and a half after graduation. Had interviews all over the country. Can't get a job due to the 3-5-10 rule. You need 3, 5, or 10+ years experience or no one will higher you. I have lost 0-1 entry level experience jobs to people with 20+ years experience who already had a job in the field. Their bills are paid and kids are in college so they wanted to just coast to retirement. That has happened 3 times to me that I know of and who knows how many times that I don't know of. I have tried using my networks, family friends etc to no avail. Every time the 3-5-10 rule applies and get over looked. No one is willing to train. Everyone wants someone with experience and there is no way to attain it. People will even say just do internships. Internships often require you to still be in college making it impossible to get 3 year of experience during your master degree program.
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:55
Go get a job washing dishes at a restaurant, you'll eventually get promoted to waitstaff or cook and get some skills that way. Other than that, grocery stores and call centers are good entry-level work.

Also, you can always volunteer somewhere if you are unemployed, which counts as experience. I volunteered at a hospital all through High School and that paid dividends when I was looking for a real job after I dropped out of college.
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 14:12
>>17
I've applied to most of that stuff, like everything except construction

I do taxidermy and paint and am actually thinking of making a class for it

Most of that other stuff is freelance which I haven't really thought of so thanks for the suggestion

But my mom really wants me to get a legit job
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 14:29
It's easy for me. My situation is universal. I can't possibly imagine that jobs are more scarce in other locations or that people might lack the skills needed for the jobs available locally. I also can't fathom that outsourcing has taken away once plentiful jobs. In short, I'm a huge faggot.
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 15:21
>>20
Why did you not do an internship during your post bach. work?
I'm unaware of any programs at my university that did not require a few months to graduate.
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 16:11
I had 3 internships. That got me 1 year of experience during my Master's. Most internships are only 3 months in length. All three told me that there is no job available.
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 17:36
>>17
Any Manual Labor
roofing jobs in 100 degree temps yeah sure
Grocery Store
all jobs taken in my area (6 stores)
Restaurant
my current job. you get underpaid
Mow Lawns
landscaping businesses took all those jobs
Construction
you make minimum and work to death in 100 degree weather
Wash Cars
what? like personally or for a car wash (need diploma)
Walk Dogs
yeah keep living in the 50s
Babysit
i wouldnt trust you for shit with my kid
Clean Houses
keep living as a mexican in the 50s (i live in ct and even we dont have mexican cleaners
Dig Ditches
HAHAHAHAHAHa not a real job mr stereotype
Stand in front of tax office in a goofy outfit and twirl a sign
and im next in line after 80+ other people
Deliver newspapers
all the adults took those jobs (its really sad havent seen a paperBOY in years)
Deliver food
see: restaurant
Pick up trash
thats for the charity workers and convicts/community service folks
Paint shit
see: mowing lawns
any more horrible ideas
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 23:02
So /lounge/ 28 year old ausfag here looking for some advice to put it plainly I have wasted my life zero work skills, no passions/hobbies I can capitalize on. pretty sure im depressed/anxious 24/7 as I rarely leave my house and I have lost most of my friends due to me becoming a recluse but the real problem here is that whenever I try to seek help like a doctor or therapist my anxiety kicks in and I never see said professional again wtf do I do? I have been stuck in this shitty cycle for the better part of 8 years and im afraid if I dont do something about it soon im going either end on the street begging for change or on the end of a rope. what do?

TL;DR depressed loser asking for advice
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 04:48
>>27
Stop wasting time and learn some job skills.
Get a job to earn money.
Have a worthless nigger steal your hard earned money.
Kill niggers and save the world. You'll be hailed as a hero to mankind.
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 07:42
>>27
I personally recommend a mixture of drain cleaner, bleach, and 180-proof moonshine.
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 08:38
>>27
Hey Yo Aussie anon..America fag here...we on the same boat..am 28 as well..who do knew!
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:15
>>30
well its nice to know at least someone is going through the same shit. never thought I would end up being this boring.
>>28
ahahaha actually made me kek pretty hard so ty for that at least.
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 10:09
>>31
But seriously, go kill some niggers until you get yourself right.
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 10:46
>>27
30 year old ausfag. not in your situation but got some issues of my own.

where in aus? lets grab a beer.
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 11:43
>>33
melbfag here as for drinks im always down for drowning my sorrows but fyi due to my 'lifestyle' no cashola :c
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 12:22
>>34
I'd shout you the beers, but not in vic.

hope shit works out for you anon, anxiety and depression are a shitty combination.
If you can stick it out with one therapist long enough to get some treatment, do it. even if all they give you is some drugs it can help break the cycle and get you out of the house.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 13:14
>>35
thanks man I hope shit works out with your problems as well. yeah the depression sucks but the anxiety is what kills me never thought I would be afraid of just going outside weirdest and saddest feeling
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 13:49
>>36
my gf has diagnosed anxiety, has had for years.

it's fucking hard just for me, it must be hell for her. She sees all kinds of shit that isn't happening, assumes hidden meaning behinds everything, hates leaving the house.

She's got a job, earns more than me. I have to talk her out of quitting most weeks because she thinks everyone there hates her and is out to get her, but she's been working solidly for 6-7 years.

It's not an easy path. seeing a psych has helped her. she gets to talk some shit out, and she's on some anti-anxiety meds - they dont fix it but they reduce the intensity and help her relax a bit. Nothing as good as a bottle of wine does, but a lot better than nothing.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 14:48
>>37
shit man I cant even imagine having a partner with this shit you deserve some serious props for coping yourself let alone helping someone through it as well. seriously man your doing a great thing because I have isolated myself so much those few times when a friend talks me through stuff really helps get me through the day
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 16:08
>>27
I find that my anxiety gets better if I'm actively working on doing exercise and getting in a good place in terms of my physical health. I've been going through a bad spell and I just started getting into the habit of going running, biking around, doing stretches and yoga and stuff. I think it has definitely helped.

So even if you can't manage to leave the house, just turn on some youtube yoga vids or something and go along with it, there are tonnes of good ones. I guarantee you if you do 20 minutes every day you'll start feeling better in a week. The mind and body are extremely interconnected. And some yoga practices get you to work a bit on meditation and getting yourself centred so that might be even more helpful.

After that, you can work on the other stuff, first thing is to get healthy and get your head in a good place.
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 09:20
>>1
haha gimme fries with that autism man
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 13:43
my life is fucked up.

I have no friends, and my university is raping me.
they have suspended me because they dont like me.

I can't make an appeal. I asked them if I they can lift my suspension. They ignored me, and sent me to a psychologist. Psychologist sent them a report back that there is nothing wrong with me.

I don't know what I have done, but they are really angry with me.

I am in medical school and in my last year. I am very depressed. I can't continue.

I was supposed to be finished 2 years ago.

also my girlfriend left me to whore herself out.

and my family is angry because I am choking on debt and I have no job and I am almost 30.

I sleep most of the day, I am fucking miserable.
and I am having these headaches lately.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 14:17
>>41

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 35, mentally ill (though in remission), $175,000 in debt, had to move back with my parents last year, my license is medically suspended but won't be able to get it back any time soon because I'm a degenerate alcoholic and spent part of last friday flailing around drunk in a ditch where I lost my keys and glasses, spent the night in the drunk tank, and am about to declare bankruptcy. I might be able to get a job in town as a part time night watchman for the summer.

I have a PhD and a JD.
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 14:32
>>42
wtf man, how did you end up like that.
you have a PhD.

I am 80k in debt at the moment, but it will be 100k next year.

I really hate these people.
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 14:49
>>42
Phd in what? Autism or liberal arts?
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 15:14
>>42
listen, if I can help you with anything.
quit the drinking.
deal with your problems head on.

cry all you want, because it sucks right now.

exercise and talking with loved ones helps the most.

also don't compare yourself with your peers.
compare yourself with yourself yesterday.
improve step by step.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 15:48
I'm 21 living with parents and am +10k in savings. No higher education.

How are you edu fags so poor?
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 16:21
>>43
Went to law school to the tune of $30,000+ per year, articled (am in Canada) but couldn't claw any money back because I was supporting both my girlfriend and I, had a relapse into insane depression and anxiety, fucked my relationship, couldn't write the bar exam in the fall, failed it in march, and couldn't even get a teaching job over the last bunch of months, and the alcoholism thing doesn't help. In any event, here we are.
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 16:39
>>45
Yeah all sound advice; covering most of that. In all honesty I'm in a pretty positive mood relative to the prior two years. I've had undiagnosed chronic depression for about 20, but managed to muscle through somehow until about summer 2014 when things started going off the rails. Even given all my problems, it's a lot easier to get through the day when you're not filled with irrational burning anxiety directed at nothing and imagining different ways to kill yourself all day every day.
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 20:20
I'm 22 living alone at the place my parents used to live in before they divorced.
Dropped out of school and doing fuckall.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 09:47
i got the dishwasher job
now im looking out for a factory job, graveyard shift ugh. but its good money in any event
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 12:49
>>50
I hate being a dishwasher too hot and wet, but i can't do fuck all.
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 13:17
I have a lazy co-worker who's always asking me to cover her shifts but refuses to clean or really do any work before i come in. you decide how i tell her off when she comes in to relieve me this evening. Godspeed, faggots.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 16:47
I'm now so desperate for a new job that I even apply for ones located in Scotland
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 18:23
man this job sucks. my new coworker is a fucking tool.

>>52
tell her youll continue to cover her shifts if she sucks your dick for every half a shift
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 20:40
Anyone else prefer pissing in bottles? Especially at night and when drinking booze? Can't beat the convenience.
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 12:11
>>55
If I worked in a ketchen I'd pee in the soup.
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 14:22
>>56 Personally the idea that you're leaving your mark alongside so many other people is pretty cool.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 06:59
any functioning adults with insomnia out there who work a 1st shift job? tips/how do you manage? I generally get 4-6 hours of sleep but am particularly manic tonight...

inb4 >exercise faggot
I know. im just a lazy piece of shit.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 06:54
>>58
1st shift
There aren't shifts at my coding job
It helps being able to set my own hours
They'll be lucky if I make it in by 10:30 tomorrow
I usually try to force myself to get at least 6 hours but it's hard
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:03
>>58
Oh and how to manage is caffeine, stimulants, and weed
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:05
>>60
I quit smoking bud and doing stims over a year ago. I still drink caffeine, but am trying to cut back. I have sleeping pills but hate how they affect me (mirtazapine and trazadone)
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:08
>>59
I do anon. Usually go to bed around 3am and wake up at 730 for my 8-4 shift at work. Eat breakfast with coffee
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:12
>>62 do you do any other drugs? I've held down a 1st shift salary job for a year now but it hasn't been easy. I prob should bite the bullet and get more physical activity but it isn't part of my job eithe
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-13 06:38
Currently working for the treasury... I love this fuckin job...
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 18:51
Fast food jobs
work at jimmy johns
area manager wants to start doing drug tests
general manager tells him not to, literally 3 people would be left
general manager regularly buys drugs off employees
as far as money goes it's not great but jj's honestly isn't a bad gig, especially as a driver
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 07:47
Alright McDonalds is currently closed. We are always looking for more workers to make shifts last longer. Have a great day!
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 14:08
Hey guys, I can not find a video on google ...

Is from a stupid guy, who coats his own dick with aluminum foil and stuffs it into an electrical plug...
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 20:35
you posted on /lounge/ to ask this question.

it's too late for you.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 23:22
Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin??
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 02:10
>>69
Congratulations anon. You have found true freedom. The freedom from thought. From consequence. But know that it is not better than the prison you have just freed yourself from.
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 04:57
>>69
You're an addict, so be addicted; just be addicted to something else.
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 07:44
>>71
You're an addict
I'm not, there's simply no reason to stop.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 09:24
>>69
live in most free society in human history
literally can choose what gender you want to be
choose to be a fag or straight or something in between
choose to be religious or atheist
have access to education that previous generations would marvel at
judgmentalism reserved for judging people who judge others, so any variations are allowed
social safety network so you won't starve even if you're a fuckup
literally no society in human history has offered as much choice
the effect on some people - what's the point? let me just drug myself to avoid life
progress
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 10:32
>>73
EDGELORD: the post
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 11:39
>>74
You're not literate, are you?
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 12:12
He's lacking in moral fibre
He knows a lot about Sean Connery
That's hardly ay substitute.
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 12:29
>>69
Choose one last night at the opera
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 12:46
compact disc players
lel
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 13:03
>>69
Trainspotting copypasta. Well done OP you watched a film we saw in the 90s.
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 13:21
>>69 Hell yeah im with you bud, but I don't do heron. I agree with you this world is ass backwards, because you decide what to be given you have intelligence to do so but there are others that are simply molded by society
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-18 15:26
>>69,80
Yes, good goyim! Lead a dysfunctional life as a drugged-up freebird degenerate, don't get married and have children while we slowly replace you with Muslims. Hehe.
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-18 22:57
>>81
Why do I have feeling that you are not an adult?
May I report you, good sir?
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-20 11:24
I have a decent job I haven't been to work in a few months due to bad berth.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-20 20:20
How is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-21 11:51
So when British companies say that they "rely heavily on Easter European workers" do they mean that they "rely on workers from countries where things are so bad that they'll travel hundreds of miles and work in terrible conditions for minimum wages?
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-21 22:33
So how many of you fags have done drugs? (Outside of weed.)
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 09:34
>>86
i liek me sum opiates
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 16:32
>>87
My deepest confession ....

I'm French
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 22:07
croatia has an 18% unemployment rate
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 17:00
From northern Europe so been celebrating mid-summer since yesterday. Today I've mostly been with my family and we have been barbecuing and just hanging around outside, with their neighbours and others coming and going every now and then.
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 21:27
get your hands on a lawnmower and a gaz trimmer and charge 20$. i get around 20k per summer that way. i now sign clients for the whole season for around 400 $ per turf. season s 18-20 weeks where i live.

make an account on redbubble and try to push any current fashion on it. alt-right reddit phase was big money for me. made like 400$ in a onth that way. damn those kekistan flag sold well !
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 21:50
>>91
I'm not a Mexican but I'll check out the latter. I always wanted to get into buying things wholesale and selling them on eBay.
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 00:20
Animals are truly the niggers of our time

Kept as slaves by most of the population
Small group of defendists
Often paid and treated fairly even in slavery
Sometimes not
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 02:58
>>93
Blacks are human people and they aren't animals. Besides, when we adopt animals we treat them like friends and not objects. Domestic animals don't go through hardships, unlike independent stray animals.

Slaves are the other way around, if they are owned by other humans they go through hardships, if they are set free they have a better life.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 06:39
is your job safe from AI/automation?
NEETs are the first to go when machines take over
96 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:26
>>95
how close are we to singularity? what's going to happen to all the people who lose their jobs because of automation/AI?
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 12:13
>>96
real freedom

everyone will become equal. and not materialistic and money will no longer be the driving force behind mankind.
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 15:00
>>97
people will lose all meaning in their lives
they will want war to find it again
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 17:47
>>97
Kek

Even if money went away forever rich people would still find new and exciting ways to lord it over everyone else
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 20:33
>>96
Butlerian Jihad

THOU SHALL NOT MAKE A MACHINE TO COUNTERFEIT A MAN'S MIND
101 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 23:21
>>100
tell me more
102 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 10:26
If I'm the person with the best grades in college, does this make me 'highly intelligent'?
I don't feel that intelligent and I never rub it in. I think I'm just more hardworking and have more experiences I can relate concepts to than the others.
103 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 11:32
>>102
Hurry up and punch me
104 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 17:33
I don't have a job!
105 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 21:41
I'm the wisest man on Earth.
106 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 23:30
So I have a job interview tomorrow, and I got my friend to pee in a bottle for me, however it now looks like this https://i.imgur.com/xg3CLwr.jpg after refrigeration. What happened to the pee? Is it still good? Please help me 4ct.
107 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 02:17
>>106
w-why would you refrigerate it?
108 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 05:04
>>106
Microwave it tomorrow for 30 seconds and it will be fine. Don't do it now though because you can only microwave it once.
109 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 07:51
>>107
This.

They check the temperature of the urine, dumbass.
110 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 10:38
>>107
Pee over night can go bad, was told by an experienced pothead who is a nurse to do that. Then use hand warmers to warm it up before and stick it in my pants to keep it warm.
111 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 13:25
>>106
if dubs drink a glass of pee
112 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 16:12
Get synthetic
113 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 18:59
You are okay.

If you have time, I recommend hearing water in a mug, and then submerging the bottle in that to warm it up. Instead of Nuking it
114 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 21:45
>>106
You fucked up get your friend to pee in another bottle and this time keep it warm
115 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 00:32
>>106
You're fucking retarded, every urine test I've done, they've made me piss in a cup right in front of them, facing the other way.

Go in with that thing, they'll ask you what it is and realise you are trying to cheat a urine test and fail you unless you tell them it's orange juice and take a sip of your friends piss right in front of them.
116 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 03:19
>>115
Pre employment drug tests are never monitored (in the US)
117 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 06:06
>>106
job interview
why would they take a urin sample in a job interview? they didnt hire you yet, this is totally a violation of privacy
118 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 08:53
>>106
No good. Also when you pour it in to the cup it will not be body temp. They will know it's fake
119 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 11:40
>>11
Checked
120 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 14:27
>>106
Don't do drugs, get job, pay the bills.
Or be a fuck head all your life and think on those decisions
121 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 17:14
>>119
Awwww shit. Look at the 1's of this post 111. Happy 3rd. Well 6th now.
122 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 20:01
>>106
Just stay sober long enough to get a job, you fucking stupid waste of life. I'm saying this as an alcoholic stoner, just stay clean for a few fucking weeks, life is not that hard.
123 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-05 22:48
>>117
There is a chance (slim but real) if he is hired on the spot they will send him to an off site location. Depending on what kind of job it is. I doubt this though.
124 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 01:35
-get fake urine and microwave it per instructions
-keep in mind that no matter what happens, preemployment drug tests dont go on any type of permanent record for you, except with that company
125 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 03:32
it's me >>106 here, for anyone wondering, it's for a job at a gym, I'm going into my junior year of college and quit my previous job. I plan to warm it up before. I will pass. It is that simple.
126 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 05:12
and there's the people's finest: Is better smoke pot and doing other shit than get a good job.
127 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 07:10
>>125
Good luck make sure it's in temperature range
128 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 04:01
>>127
Hello, I'm Kim Jon Un.

I can read your mind.
129 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:52
Officially feeling like the forever alone meme.

Family lives 800 miles away, no one responds on steam and my two "friends" that I live with are blatantly ignoring me, to the point they don't acknowledge me speaking to them.

This is what an hero is made of
130 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 16:12
>>129
Aww man I know your type. I don't know how to get out of that kind of rut (and to a certain extent I am in a similar rut, just a couple of social levels up). But the biggest mistake I see is being undecided about resignation, sadness, and anger. I'll see guys say things like "I'm trying as hard as I can" while being extremely passive aggressive when things don't work out. I 100% understand this mentality, and it's so much easier to start from a place with a lot of friends and connections, but if you really want to succeed at making new relationships, you need to accept that things are going to be pretty unfair for a while.

By the way, totally unrelated, but sending steam messages or game requests is probably the most annoying form of contact in my book. If you want to talk, send a text, FB message, or something similar. If you actually want to play games with other people, you're going to find it's a lot easier to start by talking and having plans in advance. Most people aren't sitting around their computer thinking "Gosh, I want to play a game with someone right now, but I don't know who". It's an imposition off the bat.

Where do you live? You can probably find communities of like-minded people near you.
131 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 21:46
>>130
Passive aggressive? Dude I'm fucking lonely and how is Facebook text different from steam messages? I also only have people I legit know irl on my friends lists.

Of course life is unfair, it's life. Doesn't mean people need to be shoving me out.

I live in Norfolk, VA. Most "gaming" around here is the local comic shop does card games.

The issue is not " I don't know who to play with" it's that everyone I know seems to be ignoring me.
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-16 11:25
I still don't have a job.
133 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-16 18:02
Remember that time I did that thing ...I did it again today
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-16 23:36
>>133
you absolute madman
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-17 23:53
>>134
Rude.
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 22:33
Is there a single group in the world today that deserves to be completely and utterly eradicated more than the erroneously named Antifa?
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 23:47
I have to be at work at 4am tomorrow

What the fuck is even open that early to eat at?
138 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:02
I feel you anon
started working at Dunkin 8 months ago
got lots of hours, but my boss started putting me on 3:30am shifts
I was so consistently late that he had to stop scheduling me for them
Now I get like 12 fucking hours a week
I go in at 9 tomorrow
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:13
>>138
sucks man

i signed up for retail just for the summer.
work at the mall.
i was thinking the 'early shift' is 8, maybe 7am since the store opens at 10am.

Nope, 4am, and gonna be unloading the trucks all morning.
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:22
>>137
At least you have a job. Besides, you don't have to serve anyone so you're getting paid only to get up early and not do anything.
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 05:58
Fulfillment center employees REPORT IN!

CHA-1 Pick dept. here

You guys ever smell weed in the mods? It's those goddamned niggers in stow fucking around and being general nigglets.

90% of inbound are lazy morons imo. Anyone else feel this way?
142 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 11:32
>>141
How many sex toys do you package?
143 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 17:05
>>141
how does it feel to be the closest thing to a slave that exists in america.
144 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 22:39
>>142
I don't have a number for that but I pick an average of 6 dildos a day
145 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 04:12
>>143
Dude it fucking sucks. It is fucking slavery. I'm counting down my one year mark then im fucking out.
146 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 06:59
>>144
Out of how many packages do you do a day?

What about adult diapers?
147 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 09:46
>>146
I generally pick around 1000-1200 items a day. That's what they expect from you. most of the time it's easy to do more but I don't really "go the extra mile" if you know what I mean.

Adult diapers, bulk candy, dog treats, flesh lights.. etc.
148 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 12:33
>>141
Also a general comment about the women there...

They are either extremely grotesque or fucking smoking hot. There doesn't seem to be many normies.

SO many juicy asses in that place
149 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 15:20
>>141
waiting until I move out and go back to school. MSP5 has incompetent management and they keep hiring Somalians who can hardly speak english. 95% somalis in the facility who cant communicate and most of them are rude towards others. Anyone else?
150 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 18:08
>>149
I have a lot of mexicans. They come up to me and say " esscuzzi sir... halp plzz" and that's all they can fucking say in english. somalians sound scary tho our mexicans are quiet and meek.
151 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 18:58
>>150
Let's go for a burger.
152 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 21:02
So i was diagnosed with severe anxiety with panic attacks. Things like going to a shop is a massive task, and when i get there it just gets worse, im constantly worrying about everything, from food falling off the shelf near me, that my card might decline (constantly checking back balance) that my card might flat out have broken, that i dropped my wallet. just everything.

what i want to know, is can my doctor refuse me meds, he is very clearly bias to natural solutions and counselling, diets, exercise, self improvement etc which is fine but i honestly just want meds. iv'e lived with anxiety for years and i finally built up the courage to see a doctor about it. im very open to counselling and all the other recommended stuff while im on meds, but without them i feel like i wont be able to open up, ill be to anxious to tell the counselor how i feel and end up just lying.

currently i use alcohol and weed to deal with it, it offers an escape and im starting to move into opioids, specifically morphine so i can function normally and get on with my life, but im worried for myself.

tldr: can a doctor refuse meds after you have been diagnosed with a disorder ?
153 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 23:49
>>152
Doing Opiates

You are going to wish you never opened that can of worms, as well as alchohol. Pot is bad for anxiety to but at least that won't fuck your life up. Yes a doctor can refuse you meds but very few do if you have a legitimate anxiety issue. If the doctor you have now refuses to put you on a med find a new doctor. Guarantee the new one will put you on some sort of antidepressant.
154 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 02:36
He can if he doesn't believe the diagnosis but you can always see someone else.

Of course, if you do need the meds and he refuses to prescribe them and you're harmed in some way then he could be liable for that. He's taking a bit of a risk.

Who made the diagnosis?
155 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 05:23
>>152
maybe your issues need to be solved on your own. go see a clinical psychiatrist and see if you dont need to take drugs for the rest of your life to be happy
156 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 08:10
>>152
Also don't go on a benzo med because they will turn you into a retard and there only good for short term anxiety. You want to take some sort of antidepressant so you can take it as long as you need it. This is coming from someone that is a social autist with anxiety, I take just the right dose that I still have anxiety and such. But I am at a point where I can laugh at it and be content with it. Numbed out is a shit feeling don't wanna do that.
157 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 10:57
>>154
He did

>>153
Maybe in the future, but i was on the verge of suicide. I literally couldnt function, i left school, quit my job, and am miserable all the time. ive lost so many friends because of it, and set my life / career back at least 2 years.

I don't think im depressed, nor did i bring up the suicidal thoughts with the doctor, mainly because im to anxious to ..
158 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 13:44
I've dealt with this myself, couldn't even grocery shop at one point sometimes, I'd feel an attack coming on and have to lay down my grocery basket and run out of the store. Had to sit in the parking lot in my car for sometimes an hour to even get calm enough to drive home.
Everyone reacts differently to different drugs, I can't tell you a "right" answer. For me antidepressants were the worst thing I've ever done (and I've done a lot of things, both legal and not). Almost killed myself a number of times because of them. I strongly suggest you don't go that route, but again, people are different. the occasional ativan has quite possibly saved my life on several occasions, but it can make you a vegetable over long terms. At most I used a few .5mg pills a week, only under the most extreme circumstances.

quite frankly, learning breathing exercises and other non-pharmaceutical, non- drug and alcohol coping methods has been far and away the best prescription I've found, after dealing with similar things for literally decades.

I wish you the best of luck. The honestly most frightening experiences of my life have been a few bad panic attacks, I know that feeling. Try to look inside, or things you can use from inside, drugs/pharmaceutical are an expensive and sometimes counterproductive way to go.
i'm not a robot
159 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 16:31
Been on antidepressants for a couple of years now. Many people exaggerate the effects. The drugs dampen the moods and help somewhat with depression. They help me cope. Panic attacks can still happen but less frequent.
160 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 18:11
Take it from a guy with a scizo and depression diagnosis that the right drugs can change your life. Once u get that going try to combine it with exercise and a proper diet.

If your doc wont give u meds find a new one
161 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 19:18
>>152
I was also diagnosed with this, but they said because I went through it as a child/teens, it really has barely ant effect - the brain has adapted that as normality and equipped itself to function normally.

Fuck you faggoats
162 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 21:15
>>158
I feel you anon. I mainly want some kind of drug in the short term, so i can effectively do those other things such as turn up to counselling consistently and open up when im there. so i can go to a gym to get exercise or enjoy a walk without being terrified half way through for a reason i cannot identify.

I want to fix myself, over coming this anxiety is the first step towards that but i honestly don't have much fight in me, all to often i see a mountain of problems and just see death as a much easier way out.

day by day my money is getting lower, my friends and family are disappearing and im putting myself further behind in life.

it's held me back from basic experiences like having a real relationship, kissing, having sex, going for a night out with my friends, graduation and so much more.

ive tried so many self help things, ive forced myself out, ive done cardio and lost weight, ive done everything on those self help websites for years, and my anxiety has just got worse and worse. finally reaching out for medical help, rather than sourcing back street drugs and being denied feels like a punch in the gut
163 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 22:05
if you want to be junky why not go to street "doctor"?
164 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 23:29
>>160
I have an appointment with a different doctor on Wednesday next week, im just wondering, won't they be able to see the other doctors notes and that i was denied meds?

also the country i live in provides heavily subsidized medication, and in many cases free.
165 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 00:52
>>163
I have been, and that's what im afraid of. I don't want to become a junky, i want something to help me while i seek other methods such as counselling and exercise and then drop me off them so i can live a normal life.
166 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 02:33
>>165
doctors are paid to make people junkies, if he's not triggerhappy to put you on medication that's a good thing if anything...

many people don't realize that there are consequences even for using "safe" drugs. you will not be getting off them easy, and very likely you will dig yourself in bottomless hole of more and more potent drugs... just watch some docu about fentanyl... I have mild epilepsy and I've used some low doses of many many drugs because of my allergies to most of them, and believe me all of them have adverse effects and cause abstinence syndrome when you stop even after week or two.
167 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 03:06
>>161
Do you choose stupid ways to say things on purpose?
168 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 03:20
>>166
i understand the consequences, but honestly im on the verge of suicide. I feel like ive done everything i can to climb out of this without medication.

If i haven't improved by 2018, ive made the decision to take my own life. I simply don't know what to do anymore, ive come to an end, the only things that seem to help are drugs and id rather be given prescribed, lower dose drugs for discounted price that paying for heroin or morphine from that street, that in most cases will be impure and leave me with a much severe addiction.
169 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 03:40
Openly abuses alcohol and weed.

Demands meds for anxiety.

As a psychiatrist, you look like you are just looking at one more way to get high. If I prescribed you a benzos and you decided to drink or use opiates at the same time, well, I might as well through my license in the trash when your parents lawyer writes to me to saw that you aspirated vomit into your lungs and you died.
170 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 03:57
>>168
Dam man just find the right medication that works for you, no need to kill yourself. I have bad anxiety and depression and it took a bit to find the right med but once you do its a life changer.
171 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 04:14
>>168
as I said it's irrelevant if they are prescribed or not, you will get addicted to drugs... and suicide risk grows significantly with drug use... I don't know the way out of your situation, I would suggest for you to go to some support group meeting, drugs are the most dangerous thing you can chose... they are designed to get you hooked for life
172 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 04:31
>>152
You're an idiot. You need to work through therapy or see a different doctor.

Drugs will create more problems and keep you ill.

They can be good for a very short break. That's all.
173 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 04:48
>>171
obviously you don't know what you are talking about, if you find a medication that works for you its a life changer. Ya you may be taking it for the rest of your life but who cares? Your quality of life gets way better.
174 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:05
>>173
go find some statistics dude... there are next to no "success stories" for psycho-active drug users, but there is much increased suicide risk and a good chance ending up sucking dicks for your next hit
175 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:22
I am diagnosed with severe depression, and really high anxiety - I'm just saying that not everyone with depression and/or anxiety will follow a text book dot to dot.

People who suffer from depression, I really feel for them, if it's genuine. Anxiety is another one people discount as a lazy/made up mental health problem. My gf suffered from really bad Anxiety, and through therapy and me assisting her when she becomes incapable of a scenario - she has come a long way, but still has her moments.
176 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:39
>>152
Get a different dr.

Head injury fag here. Obviously the whole painkiller benzo thing is being shut down because of addiction and drs are getting sued, murderded, fired for all this shit.

It's pandamonium.

To get legit meds anymore you REALLY gotta be fucked up. This goes for both benzos and especially painkillers. Stuff they are gonna push at you will be the shit like wellbutrin or whatever which may or may not work. Everyone is different.

I was scripted xanax for two years until I got myself off of them. The dr more or less threw them at me in the begining. To be fair, I did need them. But not for two years. I was also given a small script for some 5/325 hydros.

This is called a "black box" med combination, benzos and opiates, two real controlled, addictive drugs. They don't like having patients with that because of liability.

So, unless you are REALLY LEGIT FUCKED UP, then youre not gonna get shit nowadays and it is only going to get worse. They've turned opiate and benzo usage into a public health crisis. If your dr is being a pussy about it or refuses cause you aren't that fucked up, well then try another dr. Pain management clinics are NOT the way to go, it will be on your record for life.
addict

My advice to you is find a connect on the street or find something else that works. Getting meds the legit will be REAL FUCKING HARD unless you are fucked up.
177 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 06:46
>>174
I think a lot of that is the over dosing of people, the goal is to not get zombied out and have no anxiety and depression, its to make it manageable and to improve your quality of life.
178 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 07:36
>>176
My advice is don't be a junky and get your life together, don't listen to this faggot. If you have anxiety or depression benzos are for the short term and opiods are just dumb to take for those issues.
179 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 08:26
>>177
that's how drugs work... as tolerance to drug increases, the dose increases and at some point dose meets the "overdose" level
180 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 09:16
>>178
youre an idiot. obviously OP is going to try to get something. This post is sorta laying out the harsh reality that >>152 refuses to accept.

Getting meds nowadays is fucking hard.

Should he go out on the street and get some Heroin, or crack? Fuck no, of course not. But obviously OP is gonna use something, he's on a board trying to get advice on how to get drugs from a Dr.

It just isn't going to happen anymore unless you really need it and the dr. isn't a pussy about it. Just trying to lay down some truth. As for me, I smoke green, is far more effective than xanax was and a lot safer.

Like I said, gotta find what works. Chasing meds through the dr. will be an expensive and most likely futile waste of time.
181 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 10:57
As a suicidal, depressed, artist I can only think of one quote when it comes to medicating for treatment, and I'm fairly sure it's a Trent reznor quote:
The slave thinks it is released from bondage, only to find a stronger set of chains.
You may find release from depression/anxiety temporarily, but the drugs they will prescribe are super addictive. The methods your Dr is advising are better for you and longer lasting, albeit more difficult. Don't take the easy way out because it's merely a temporary solution. Confront your problems and change yourself. With an open mind it is extremely possible.
182 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 12:04
Alcohol and weed are both absolute shit when mixed with panic attacks. You are just making them worse. You need to stop. You need to see a therapist and a psychiatrist. The meds you will be prescribed will likely be an ssri and Xanax unless you look like a piece of shit (covered in tattoos or piercings dress like you are 15 etc.) or are black then it will just be the ssri.
183 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 12:54
specifically morphine

like the other anon said, re read the fucking post, idiot. He's right. >>152 should just switch to something that will work and is accesible to him. Like marijuana. Obviously opiates aren't a good idea, nor a proper treatment, so no matter how good he thinks he does on morphine it still is not the proper treatment for his anxiety. Like YOU said
benzos for short term
opiates are dumb for that

Yes. They are. And it says right in OP's post that he wants morphine and posted a pic of poppies. What should we assume he's after?
Tylenol? He literally says opiates faggot.

Get fucked.
184 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 13:44
I was on lexapro 20mg I really should still be taking it but I stopped because I'm stupid but see if you can get on that. I have bad anxiety too and that medicine completely turned me around. I was back to normal again until I stopped taking it. So see if you can get on that. It's an antidepressant but works more with anxiety. I was on Zoloft and that fucked my stomach up every time I took it. Lexapro did too for a few days but after that it was fine. I think that's a side effect with just about every type of medicine like this. It will take a few weeks to build up in your system but I promise if you get on it and it works for you it will be the best thing for you.
185 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 14:54
Try out Kratom my friend was taking 20mg of oxy for migraine headaches this shit is a life saver! 100% legal feels stronger then the percs imo
186 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-01 13:33
neet for 31 years
dad is forcing me to get a job
says he might be able to get me a spot as a technician
wants to me make a resume
mfw resume only has name, address, and email
mfw dont even know what the fuck a technician is
187 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-01 21:05
>>185
Fred Couples
188 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-04 20:02
I still don't have a job!
189 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 05:00
Just so you know yes I am high right now.

However while being high I've discovered the source of my depression and loneliness.

I'm 20 years old and I'm afraid of everything. This world is scary and I hide that pain by chasing women and money to hide my insecurities. Don't be like me, don't be afraid of everything.

I want a gf and to be rich, but it won't happen this way, until I conquer my fears. I'm too afraid to even order a pizza because the pizza man might kill me.
190 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 21:03
>>189
Only in America, what a bizarre country, I blame Donald Trump.
191 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 09:37
I used to think maybe op was right. Now, I see he is, and always was, laughably wrong.
192 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 16:28
I'm going to become a rapist so that they need more cops, hence more jobs.
193 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 03:58
>>192
basically he doesn't give a fuck
194 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-19 00:58
What's a job?
195 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-21 09:06
My dog has severe anxiety, separation issues, and under accommodating hunger (won't eat)

I blow pot smoke in his nose and let him play with/eat buds to help him
Is this animal abuse/good thoughtful ownership?
196 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 16:39
>>195
does it help him?
197 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 00:13
>>195
Pro-Tip:
Dogs always have separation anxiety they never eat and most wont even shit. Day 2 most eat and shit...Day 3 all of them do. Dogs live in the moment dude...if you puke and die it will take him 3 days before he no longer gives a fuck.
198 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 23:48
Giving actual weed plant to dogs will put them into a coma
199 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-17 18:21
I think my alcoholic neighbour is fighting or throwing shit around his apartment again. the cops have been there before, always 5-10 cops for some reason. What should i do /lounge/?
200 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 06:15
On Coinbase site I sold $250 worth of bitcoin and it has been "complete" for 5 days but the money is not in my bank account. Anyone else out there get fucked over by these people?

It hurts
201 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 09:02
nothing? noone?
202 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 11:49
>>200
Go to /bijou/ to talk about ponzi scams. Fuck off
203 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 14:36
>>200
There's probably been an error contact their customer service. Coinbase are cheeky with charges etc, but i highly doubt they'll outright rob you.
204 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 17:22
>>203
i feel ya but why are there so many horror stories out there about them not paying? its like they had one job. how can they think messing with peoples money is a good idea? im just a moody cunt but god dam they had one job
205 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 20:09
>>202
sorry to draw you away from all those trap and loli threads fine m'lord
206 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 22:56
>>204
Next time send your coins to a different exchange and cash out there. But I'm sure there's a way to get your money back
207 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-19 23:13
>>206
Next time send your coins to a different exchange and cash out there.

can you please expound on this anon, for an autist, im doing my best but newfag when it comes to shady cyrptocurrency
208 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-20 01:59
It sometimes takes a week. They should've sent you an email with the date of which you'll have it.

Some people get lucky and get their money ASAP, some have to wait the 5 or 7 business days
209 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 17:40
>>208
ok was on saturday they "completed" it, so its still in that window i guess? its teckinciklly been 5 business days so sometime next week? right anon? im a mess , just want my money , and being a victim sucks , also am a filthy jew so i get emotional about money, and yes i know calling a jew filthy is redundent cause hinestly have you ever seen a clean jew? inb4edglord

not proofreading
210 Name: Anonymous 2018-07-15 10:24
what are some living wage jobs that don't require experience or degrees?
211 Name: Anonymous 2018-07-27 00:11
>>210
Mailman
212 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-07 13:58
>>210
Railroader

just high school education
trained in-house for 4-6 months
make $60-80k first full year
make $80-110 thereafter (all currencies in CAD)
after gaining a few years of seniority, you can adjust and more-or-less adapt your schedule to your lifestyle

Current net worth is around $165k and I'm not particularly ambitious.
213 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-19 03:45
Go cook in a restaurant you pussy retard faggot
214 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-30 17:32
>>212
interesting. what exactly does the job entail?
>>211
i would do it if i wasn't a complete fat ass
215 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-11 07:19
>>210
chicken tendie quality inspector
216 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-17 02:13
>>210
Prostitution
217 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:07
>>210

Look for small companies whose owner doesn't have a degree. A self-made businessman is more likely to hire someone without a degree.

I suggest this because my employer is very prejudicial against those without degrees. It's like an artificial, self-sustaining caste system.
218 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:18
>>214

You switch cars in the yard (assemble the trains) or your service customers (spot cars to the customer and pull the ones they've loaded up) and bring them back to the yard, or you can ride freight trains from point A to point B and then hang in the bunkhouse, and then take a train from point B to point A back to your home terminal.

Shitty shiftwork, but the pay-to-education level is unsurpassed.
219 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:21
>>218
so whats so shitty about assembling trains? when you ride freight trains whats the actual job between point a and b?
220 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:31
>>219
Insurance Sales
I make 175-200k per year the last 10 years. I’ve been doing it 20 yrs now. Not much at first I had to bartend and work construction in addition the first two years. Now I’m not even at the office 40 hrs a week
221 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:35
>>220
how on earth do you make 4x the average salary?
222 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:39
>>221
By selling a lot of shit. Sales is where it's at if you're not autistic, can develop meaningful relationship, and otherwise don't have any skills.
223 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 01:49
I don't want children nor do i wish to get married or be in any type of personal (primmetive) relationship other than "friendship".The idea disgusts me and seems to be undignifying and a crime towards individuality and one's freedom to be and do shit.
224 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 11:56
>>223
Seems pretty gay
225 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 04:37
>>224
Indeed.
226 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 06:00
>>223
I want to get married and have children. I want to have many babies with lots of different women all around the world.
227 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 07:40
>>223
Primmetive

I don't think you have to worry about anyone wanting a relationship with you.
228 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 08:14
>>223
moreover the things you don't want to do are the only things nature wants you to do, so your very essence is hardwired to follow these needs.
You have to fight against it, otherwise your brain will drug you with dopamine and other shit to *make* you join the borg-like hive of the natural cycle.
229 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 09:38
>>223
Not wanting to leave a legacy so your name maybe controls the future:
230 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 10:45
>>227
This
231 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 13:00
>>229
Legacy is a concept that acknowledges death as a permanent part of your life.
Sadly, there is no technology capable of granting immortality at the moment, so the best I can do is not play the game that nature has set me in as it's pawn.
If anyone's going to control the future, it's going to be me, and if not, It's sure as hell is not going to be some primal bald ape that I pumped into a female.
232 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 19:53
How to break an internet addiction? I just dick around online for most of the day, every day. I go outside to walk to the store or smoke a cigarette, I'm trying to quit smoking though. The internet addiction is more detrimental honestly. I have all these great books I haven't read because I'm always online. The internet is actually pretty boring for the most part but for some reason I can't stop. I've considered going to see a local hypnotherapist for an anti-addiction hypnosis session, he charges $105 for an hour long session but I would be willing to pay that kind of money if it actually worked.
233 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 20:21
Wanted to share this with you guys.

Today a coworker made a cup of coffee, he sat it down to cool off while he checked some things out. For some reason my instinct was to pull my pants down, spread my cheeks and fart right in his cup. It was a juicy morning fart after about 6 whiskey drinks last night. I mean it smelled really stout. I have been smiling all day about this but couldn't tell anyone. I think farting in people's coffee might need to be a new hip challenge!
234 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 20:46
>>222
you got trips... with this shit... i hope your ashamed
235 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 01:35
I've been vaping hash oil since 16 or 17 and I am done with college and gainfully employed now in the market to buy a home in the most expensive state there is. I plan on growing weed on this property and smoking every day in fact I'm going to dab up right about now.

Calling stoners unproductive based off of what you've seen is a fallacy.
236 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 04:22
First time posting here.Just felt like sharing my story. I'm 19 years old,still don't know how i made it that far.

So i got a "provisional" job at a Kfc to bring some money home because my father has no papers and works illegally and my mother earns the minimun wage.I felt like i was actually helping until the end of the month came and she yelled at me because with my salary she couldn't pay the house -as if that was my entire responsability-. She's always saying how embarrased she is of seeing me work there and doesn't waste the chance to make me feel shit about it when this is like my first official job ever.So i got more and more hours to compensate.

On my second month at Kfc,now working over 9 hours daily, she decides summer is annoying and she wants to go back to her country for the rest of it,taking my little sister with her.
But we barely have money
She doesn't give a damn,sells my dad's car,a laptop we have,asks for a big ass loan and leaves me and dad with all the bills and rent to pay. Things get rough but we make it through that month as well.

Things didn't get any better after she came back, things are shit at home.Now i'm the one who pretty much pays for the house,yet i sleep in the smallest,shittiest bed. Sometimes i cry on my way home because of how much my shoulders and knees hurt and blablabla.

Tried to distract myself from all those problems attempting to date this cute chubby guy i really liked but it led to nothing; i'm all stress, nerves and acid humour, no wonder he didn't take me seriously at all. Who would?

So guys,i'm curious.What would you do in my situation?because i'd love to leave but saving money is hard when all my incomes go to paying bills and shit.
237 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 07:09
I would try my absolute hardest to save up whatever money i could to get the fuck out of there. Do you have any friends that would let you stay with them til you get on your feet? Your mom is an awful person. She's a bitch for not appreciating the work you do to try and help. It easy for people who are young to get jobs that pay well. Believe me i've worked in fast food several times and it sucks ass. Try your best to get out of there. Good luck friend.
238 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 09:56
>>236
your mom sucks ass, I would leave your family behind if I was in your shoes.
so an unemployed dumb bitch tells you she's embarrassed you work at a fast food place?
some poor people have extremely weird standards.
Also your dad is not a man, he is a weakling, one of the reasons why families like yours exist in the first place.
239 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 12:43
>>236
Try getting another job or lie about the pay you've been making and save up little by little until you can move out. I got my first job when I was 18 through a temp agency and they hired me with no experience at 14/hr. Try hitting up one of those
240 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 15:30
>>236
You hispanic? Your mom sounds like a fucking puta desagradecida.
241 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 18:17
Sounds like your family is mentally ill. You need to distance yourself by any means. Open up communication in the far future if you want but set boundaries. Get away op i see this all the time and if you dont get away you will die
242 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 21:04
If u need advice or someone tk talk to,email me and we can chat,ive been living on my own since 16,my mom left and my dad wss a druggy,ive been working since i was 14. [email protected]
243 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 23:51
Thank you people for all the advice.I really look forward to getting out of this hole soon.And yes, >>240 i'm hispanic.Olé

Also >>242 very kind of you! will def send you a message soon!
244 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 02:38
>>236
Fucking dumbass, its your money. Stop paying for them. Pocket everything you have for a month and fucking leave retard.
And you shut the fuck up about your family. They are irrelevant. Its your life stupid, start fucking acting like it. Let them sleep in the bed they made. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT!
245 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 05:25
Just leave, become a nomad, save up for a tent and head down south for the winter and when summer comes back head back up north, travel everyfuckinwhere, pay for food by begging, sleep under the nakes skies
246 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 08:12
>>245
Did you did this?
247 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 10:59
>>246
he's trying to trick you
248 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 13:46
Do you have friends? A back up plan for in case this goes further down the toilet? If you just run away you will get taken advantage of quickly. Hide any loose change, small bills, anything to just grab and go. Keep some clothes prepacked too.
249 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 16:33
>>246
Yeah, went train hopping around russia, got back last year, got hired, now I hate my life as a corporate and might leave again
250 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 19:20
>>236
Not a bad first post.

I got no advice for you >>236. I dont know what I would do in that situation. I am gonna wish you all the best though.
251 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 00:54
>>249
Why russia? Ive been riding trains and hitching the usa for 8 years. Came in here to tell >>236 to be a bum but you beat me to it.
252 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 03:41
>>251
Because towards siberia there are only fields and hills, trains don t usually stop and you as long as you have smth to eat you can ride for days n days
253 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 06:28
>>252
That sounds fucking sick as fuck dude fuck yes
254 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 09:15
>>237-253
Kill your selves..
Not asking for tits and a timestamp before you listen to the bitches problem.
You all make me sick.
You ruined /lounge/
255 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 12:02
>>254
forgetting that it's 2018 and it's probably a gay trying to like a gay
256 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 14:50
Absolute state of NuLounge, makes me sick
257 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 17:10
I can't take ANY job seriously. Idk how others do it but I can't play a "role" like some actor.

You know why?

A job DOESN'T DEFINE WHO I AM

Anyone can relate? 99% of people I've seen basically take pride in working under someone. I can't because I feel like a bitch just by being an employee.

Can others relate?
258 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 19:57
>>257
Yeah I feel. For me I try and think of it less as being subservient to my boss and more of providing a service to the customers. Not a huge change, but one is having my labor taken and being paid, and the other is willingly giving my labor and being paid for it. Small but helpful difference.
259 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 22:44
okay well quit your job and enjoy your 800 autism bucks a month then
260 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 01:31
>>257
this and drug tests are retarded

im starting my own business
261 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 04:18
>>260
drug tests are retarded
whew
262 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 07:05
A job isn't there to define who you are. It's there to make money.

99% of people I've seen basically take pride in working under someone

Can you elaborate on this?. You've been around much different people than yourself if that's the case. How does that happen?.
263 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 09:52
You need to realize that people who define themselves by their jobs are shit and they have no depth to themselves.

I dont respect bosses in fact I dont feel like they deserve to have all that money or that I should try hard to appease them. I can do the same if not better than they do. Why shouldn't I be getting paid 50 an hour to talk and type bullshit too.

Iv seen the type of work people do. Just because you have 200 years of advantages over me doesnt mean youre better.
264 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 12:39
>>262
Example.. a supervisor. They go into power trips and really get into their role sometimes. They have a certain tone and are aggressive. Not ALL, just many I've met. I understand needing to be serious but I've had down to earth, nice supervisors that are approachable and friendly.
265 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 15:26
>>260
Yep... I'm slowly investing into affiliated marketing (going to invest 4 dollars a day on this facebook pg i have in order to traffic) and will eventually focus on an amazon fba course
266 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 18:13
>>264
ok. Wow. I hear you on this totally. I notice the same thing and honestly that same exact shit happens in my job. I work retail so I have some really hard headed motherfuckers above me. I am a supervisor and I know there are times we can't get shit done and I tell the people under me "we're not getting all this shit done, so here's the plan...". The motherfuckers above me tell me "we have to get it all done". They tell me the the people under me "can't leave until everything's done". I'm like fuck that they're not slaves. I'm not telling them they can't go. I don't even know if that's legal. I just tell them if you need to go then go just make sure you've been productive and did a reasonable amount for the time you're here.

Unfortunately people who are like you said "aggressive" are the kind of guys businesses want in management and the more aggressive you are the higher up you have the potential to go. That's why I'd never go salaried. I can tell the people I'd run into would treat me fucked up and that's one reason I might leave my current job and step down. I've just come to terms with that. I can't become a shitbag and earn more money. I wouldn't sleep well at night.
267 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 21:00
Then start your own business you fucking whiny baby.

Your job doesn't have to define you, it was you do outside of your job that makes you who you are.

You're gonna be one of those douches living on social assistance because you "just can't find yourself".

Truth is, you're lazy, you have a touch time taking criticism, and making excuses is easier than true, honest hard work. Fuck you.
268 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 23:47
>>267
>>257 post is so autistic I forgot how to type. Jesus.
269 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 02:34
>>257

I couldn't agree more.
270 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 05:21
>>257
i can take pride in things i create, if i get paid for it you could say i'm proud of my job

ofc i won't feel proud filling in form #964, and you're right in not feeling that either. and don't look at other people, most of them are clinical idiots, even rich and in power
271 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 08:08
I relate. When younger my goal was to work a high paying job so I could fuck off and do my stuff on the weekends I was horrified by the idea of being defined by my profession.

Now I do some really cool shit and don't mind being defined by my profession.

Things will change if you find the right field to work in
272 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 10:55
>>267
>>265
Already started a basic level one.

you're lazy, you have a touch time taking criticism, and making excuses is easier than true, honest hard work. Fuck you.

Unironically kys. Seriously. Not even a joke. I have done a laborer job and electrical work and you call ME lazy? KYS faggot. The fucl is YOUR job?
273 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 13:42
>>263
I can do the same
No, you can’t. If you could you’d be doing it now instead of bitching on /lounge/. If you were worth half a shit, someone would have given you some more responsibility and the perks that go with it. People with money don’t want to entrust their business to some entitled fuckhead, they want someone who has proven they can accomplish shit - and that ain’t you.
274 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 16:29
>>271

I feel like if I can join a cool electrical union such as amtrak (industrial electrician), I won't necessarily take "pride" in it but I will be able to like it.
275 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 19:16
>>273
If you could you’d be doing it now instead of bitching on /lounge/.

Retard spotted. Educate yourself and look at underemplyement rates.
276 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 22:03
>>275
*underemployment
277 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 00:51
>>273
If you were worth half a shit, someone would have given you some more responsibility and the perks that go with it.

You're logic is flawed faggot. I'm not >>257 but I can tell you some of the hardest workers often go unnoticed and even worse sometimes straight up taken advantage of while others get to slide buy meanwhile someone else is paying their rent by doing all the work. I'm this type of person but learn to just deal with it. So try not being wrong some time even those people that move up and give that impression "they got it all done" usually cut some major fucking corner somewhere in order to say they "got it done" when they didn't "get it done".

Go back to Wells Fargo and fraud some more asshole.
278 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 03:38
>>257
Not really, my dick is above average so I don't need to measure against the metaphorical dick of my supervisors. Good luck though!
279 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 20:40
>>274
Yeah highly specialized trade unions can rake in hella dough. I know a guy who does an elevator union gig. Has to travel a lot but makes 6 figures no problem.
280 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 20:08
>>276
Don't be sad anon, life is useless, enjoy the things you like
281 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-23 21:58
For years when I was younger, I was the target of every taken chick that was too drunk, and always stupidly turned them down because I felt bad. I'm talking like a dozen times at least. And then one time my boss at a shitty job had a wife that made a pass at me and I said fuck it. We flirted and fucked tons of times, she even rubbed my dick over my pants when his back was turned 3 feet away once. Another time I called out, and I fucked her while he was covering my shift. I haven't seen either of them in like 7 years, no regrets.
282 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 06:02
So wtf. I can't even get a shit minimum wage job with my associate's in the electrical trade. Employee's market my FUCKING ASS. Problem? Not the trade, it's that I lack a DL, but I feel ready and am taking the test soon. Will make an appointment today.

Thing is while I wait, I wanted to get some money in but no place wants to hire me. I've had 4 previous Jobs but 2 ended in shitty terms. Got laid off after 1 week from one and like 2 days for the other one. It was horseshit warehouse laborer work anyways. A dead end job so I didn't care much but I still want some temp/part time side job while I'm trying to transition to the electrical trade.

I think my reasons for being laid off from one was reasonable but the other one probably because I didn't work 12 hr shifts (maybe because it wasn't advertised that way in the job ad???????). I'm not working 60hrs a week for a 12 an hr job. That's slavery and that's retarded. 50 is the most i would do in a week.

Shit. I live in southern cali btw. Employers want permanent employees and I'm a bad liar and i think they can tell I will job hop at first opportunity because of my electrical degree.

Fuck man.. I just want some cash
283 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 14:23
If you think employers are ever honest about the job description you are a naive manchild. All jobs description are as follows:
Employer: You my bitch?
Employee: 10-4 or quit

You sound like a tool. Trade jobs are hiring anyone with a pulse that can stay off thier phone. You don't even need to be competent
284 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 19:56
>>283
Trade jobs are hiring anyone with a pulse that can stay off thier phone. You don't even need to be competent
Oh how naive YOU are.
Every employer is selective. What's your job?
285 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 04:17
>>283
Dude.. I'm willing to bet my ass you would fail every industrial electrician interview
286 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 09:50
>>283
Lastly, many ask for an ET card (meaning a trade school student or graduate) and a DL.
287 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 12:37
>>283
This. A buddy of mine had a job before he was even out of his electrical trade school. Move the fuck out off the coast into a flyover state where there's work.
288 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 18:10
>>287
I want to try to get in local 11 first. They start off at 19.96 and cap at over 44 an hr.
And again, the problem isn't the lack of work for electrical, it's the lack of a DL.
I went to my school's work center and they were going to hook me up with a job that started at 18 but I needed a DL
289 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 20:58
>>284
My job. I own a refrigeration company. There are nearly no people going into this field. I in fact hire unskilled people that have a stellar work ethic and train them myself (starting at PM, then part changer, than hopefully diagnostic tech). Every worker worth a shit in trade jobs are sitting pretty with a cushy job or own thier own biz. They produce and the owners know it and are treated well because they are $$$$. The rest of the people in the field are warm bodies to show up to a job site and appear to work before the big boys gotta come behind them. Fuck we can't find enough warm bodies to show up and stay off the phone, much less a competent trained tech which is pretty much a unicorn.

I start people on PMs at $17. Once you know how to change parts I bump you up to $22 with profit sharing. If you get to be a good diagnostic tech I will pay you over $30 if you produce with plush profit sharing.
290 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 11:44
Be me living with dad from divorced family, I lived with mom for 18 years of my life then moved to dad after highschool now im 21 and get treated like im antisocial loser, he and others/family make me feel like this because I dont have friends were i currently live, I had a job making min wage for a year then started going for cs in college, had to stop because dad and family act like im a loser on my computer all day while i study for college and take 4 classes a semseter, now dad drags me along with him and family and his girlfriend and my step brother that is 5 to every event and I feel like an autist hanging around family while im at younger people events like halloween/car events and such, I would be chilling and hanging with my friends and doing these things were i lived 18 years of my life but were i live now i have no friends and family treats me like im antisocial becaquse im trying to make a living for myself and dont just go looking for friends all the time, with my step brother living here now and not having his mom I feel like I have to take care of him alot, and I dont have time to myself and I also work for my dad in his company and have to do alot and but at home I get treated like a loser and get dragged along to things i dont want to go to and get treated like an asshole when i dont, is this lack of respect and should i move on even though i have my younger stepbrother here i care for I didnt have this trouble being only child were i lived in another state before and always hung out and did things with friends, now because im trying to study and work im a loser with no friends that works for his dad and gets treated like a child, sorry for repeating soo much I just need to get this out, theres got to be someone else that feels this way, id move out if i could afford rent and such but economy is fucked to young people making min wage.
291 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 13:08
>>290
Study at the library not at home freakazoid
I act like a friendless loser with no friends and stay at home all the fucking time
Well no shit.
Stop being home, move into the library to do your work. Get all A's
292 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 14:15
>>290
First step is to work on paragraphing and sentence structure.
293 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 15:38
>>292
yeah nobody can understand anything you just said. You have to put a period in-between sentences and hit the carriage return to make a new paragraph after every few sentences.
294 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 17:02
let it prune then, none of these comment are constructive at all anyway, ill just anhero myself
295 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 06:15
hey /lounge/ i just dropped out and im working for my GED anyone got tips or any advice for my current situation i dont know what im gonna do after I get my GED (I still live with my parents)
296 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 20:09
>>295
Trade school or community college. If you do community college you could still become a nurse and actually make good bank. The need for Trade workers is high and only getting higher so going that way may offer a larger payout in the long run
297 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-09 21:27
How many of you are underemployed or unemployed?

Not everyone can win. 44% underemployement rate for college grads 22-27

I'll probably stop looking in my field for a while and focus on trying to land some shitty paying job. It's been like 3 months since I graduated. Last job was a month ago. Some shitty ass general labor job. Got laid off for refusing to work 12 hr shifts. Fuck that. For 12 an hr, fuck that. Stupid jews.
298 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 09:14
I got home at 5 and have been in bed since then. I'm too tired to drink the beer that I bought and play vidya and jerk off. All I want to do is sleep. Is this what being old is like? I'm 30 and idk how much more that I can take.
299 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 14:48
>>298
32 here. I feel the same way, just want to sleep after work. So glad its Friday
300 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 17:35
sucks to be you, its called being depressed its common in people coming out of there 20's >>298
301 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 20:22
Work dick off to afford luxuries (vidya, dope, etc). Too tired from work to use luxuries. Know you should want to buy sitting on couch slowly waiting for night is better. Go to bed when night comes. Last waking thought is about how much money wasted on useless things. Feels bad man.
302 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 23:09
>>298
I’m 44. I work 50-55 hours a week. I lift 3x a week, cardio 2x. I’m in the gym resting between sets now.

Do no, age isn’t why you feel this way. Inactivity and alcohol are.
303 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 00:08
I'm thinking about joining the army. Is it fun there? Like will i have a goodtime while in?
304 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 01:31
>>303
no it's not fun and you will not have a good time

unless you like being yelled at, taking orders, do sports and be treated like trash
305 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 02:21
>>304
There is also the problem worldwide of cutting off more and more benefits while unstabilizing the workforce with freaking stupid assholes to replace the good guys that leave.

Military wolrdwide is becoming a politically correct fuckfest and they are making it harder to work and get good people that is willing to work to replace the ones they fucking fire over stupid bullshit.
306 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 03:45
>>303
yeah man go for it, it's an amazing experience. the brotherhood you get will stay with you forever. Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it. The sooner the better, visit your local recruitment place as soon as possible. don't think, do. Lots of money, that you don't get to spend, it builds up and you're loaded.
307 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 04:35
>>303
5$ says your fat ass wouldn't even pass the physical tests. 5$ more says you'll be discharged in under 6 months.
308 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 05:42
>>303
Is NOT a good time, but you will always look back at those days in service and say it was good to serve your country
309 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 06:32
Recruiter here.
Yea u will have a good time, it's lots of fun.
310 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 07:22
Lot of half truths in here. Except for the ´Not´ a good time to enlist thing.

You see, you aren´t getting rich in the military. Hell, sometimes you won´t even have enough to live well but is a steady income that you can save upon. Don´t throw your money away in a stupid ass´d car or an expensive house.

Don´t get married, but this applies for everything nowadays but still, don´t even fucking consider marrying if you enlist not even if you are literally a cuck. You´ll get raped beyond recognition.

And, the standards for getting in are getting higher and higher. The test are getting difficult for everybody, even females, so if you plan on getting in you gotta be a sports enthusiat of some kind.

Also, the workplace is getting stressful because as I said before, you are getting cuts everywhere and either you have no personel or you are stucked working wih incompetent assholes.
311 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 07:56
Better check out their new retirement program first. They're putting everyone on 401ks "so you have something to take with you", but it's really just a way to fuck everyone out of retirement at 20 years.
312 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 08:46
Join the air force if you want to live life the easy way
313 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 09:54
>>303
From experience: There will be days where you have pride in your job and then there will be days where you want nothing but to be rid of this horrible organization.

Protip: Go Officer
314 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 11:00
No, do not do it. Awful experience. Surrounded by retards with IQs less than their shoe size, deal with stupid bullshit on an hourly basis, and get yelled at constantly.
315 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 11:51
Don’t waste my tax dollars and get a real job
316 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 12:41
Being in the military is terrible, can confirm
317 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 13:31
>>314
This
Avoid infantry unless you can find the smart ones. I've been around a few that are genuinely smart and since I'm a POG it helps with getting ready for the field or range days, being their mechanic also helps.
318 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 14:05
303
Don't listen to the trolls, they have never served.
Basic is a little rough until you figure out you can tell the drill instructor you have to take a dump, then you go sleep on the toilet until you are fully rested.
After basic when they put the keg in your barracks then the fun starts. After that it is pretty much partying 24x7 for your 4 year enlistment.

Sure you will see some rough shit, like when they only have domestic beer for the keg but these experiences will strengthen you as a person.

You should do it.
319 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 14:55
>>313
This man speaks the truth.

If you don't squander your money on stupid bullshit or get married, military service is a great way to move into the middle class. All you have to do is endure a couple years of boredom, being treated like human trash, being overworked, unappreciated, and being surrounded by cynics and retards (of which you are certain to be one or the other yourself).

It was worth it for me, since I was becoming a NEET right after high school. Doing a lot better as a veteran.
320 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 15:46
>>319
I'm >>313 and I'm only in my first Enlistment. I'm a 91 series right now but I'm thinking of reclassing to 13B. But yeah before I joined the Army I worked for shit money and long hours. The pay is decent if you can get promoted fast and actually give a shit about your job.

OP if you do join and by the end of your enlistment don't see yourself doing it as a career; get out. So many people complain and never get out. Do what you love, not what you think your tied to.
321 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 16:19
>>320
I did 4 years in the Air Force, 2A6X6.

>>303, if you want money and promotion, the Army is the best branch; the Army promotes very quickly, so as long as you are halfway competent and ambitious, you can make it work for you a lot faster than other branches.

Air Force undeniably has the best quality of life out of all of the branches, but very few people make NCO within 4 years. This is how they bribe people into enlisting for 6 years rather than 4. Air Force is a LOT more tolerable than Army service, but you pay for it by having almost McDonald's level of upward mobility.
322 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 17:09
>>321
I've only been in the Army for 16-17 months. Started as E-1 now I'm E-3 trying to get a waiver to E-4. I'm trying to hit NCO before my enlistment ends but I don't think I'll get promoted pass SPC because my unit has to many NCOs as it is
323 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 18:00
>>322
It also depends on the base you're stationed at.

I was stationed at a base that only had about 3-7 aircraft there at a time, and was only capable of rotating up to 12. Needless to say, as a junior enlisted aircraft mechanic, I didn't even the chance to meet my journeyman requirements (essential for putting on Staff Sergent) until I deployed to a base in the middle east that had about a hundred aircraft on rotation.

If you're stuck in a small place, expect to get gyp'd on experience, and treated like an incompetent retard for not knowing how to do a lot of basic things (also depends on your AFSC/MOS).
324 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 18:35
>>323
funny about my MOS, its not used where I'm stationed. I'm just on the MTOW or whatever to work on the fuelers. Buuuuut they are never used and if something breaks they just replace the part. I just work on any vehicle I can get a chance on. My ncos appreciate that I'm pulling more than my fair share of work considering my predicament. But still I'm reclassing after this enlistment because I actually want to do my job.
325 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 21:57
Sitting around in high school realising that grades dont really matter unless youre a borderline genius of a general tard, cause youll all end up in the same place. If you kill yourself then youre dead forever. May aswell stick around and see what happens tomorrow. Its kinda comforting that nothing matters cause when everything goes wrong you can say fuck it and get high. And if shit gets too bad then you can always just fucking end it.
326 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 19:41
if you start the day by saying how much better boomers had it before they ruined the world, congratulations, you've already lost.
327 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 20:30
>>325
I don’t know anymore myself anon, the gym is the only reason I’m still sticking around. I’m like 95% checked out of reality at the moment, I think before I’m 30 I’ll commit sudoku.
328 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-08 14:36
I worked at an Italian place run by Greeks years ago. Owners mom was FOB and an obnoxious cunt. She got up my ass about something one day, and I called her out on bleaching old fish (soaking yellowed paddock in a bleach and water solution to get rid of the color and stink). She denied it and started yelling at me in Greek. I told her to go fuck herself and started walking out. Turn around and shes walking at me telling, waving a French knife. Her son called me later saying no one tells his mom to fuck herself, and that he would come fuck me up if he knew where I lived. Told him my address, he said he was too busy. Went in tge next Monday for my last check, and he said he talked to everyone else and they confirmed she chased me out with a knife. Gave me an extra $300 in my check...hush money is the best money
329 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 18:27
Applying for some shitty jobs around here since I'm going to be living here for a while and could use some extra income
Every shitty low paying job
The interview
"So, why do you want to work at...?"
"What makes you qualified to work at...?"
"What are your strengths and weaknesses?"

Why do the shittiest jobs always have the most ridiculous interview questions? Why do you have to qualify yourself as someone who can stock a cooler, make sure the hot dog stand is filled at Speedway or run a cash register?

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