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24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-18 07:32
Pectus excavatum.
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-18 09:41
>>22
i press cnotrol + v and numbers appear on my screen
birus?
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-19 07:30
He died with his boots on.
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-19 08:59
He died the way he lived: with a giant spiked dildo up his arse.
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:24
>>27
/thread
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:23
Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg? Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 10:22
He priced his anus to cheap.
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 12:39
His middle name was diabetes.
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 13:45
BRING BACK SNACKS
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 21:14
>>32
No.
34 Name: RedCream 2017-05-20 23:02
Do you enjoy with anal stimulation, If so, tell RedCream yoar secrets, techniques... Is it possible to get an orgasm by fingering yourself? admit yoar roal!
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 00:04
>>34
Yes it is possible.

I've been dating this girl for a year and a half and we're attempting to explore sexualities and honestly it has helped us to be more open and honest with each other. Ever had a girl eat your ass while jerking you off? Shit is so cash. We got into pegging and femdom, and to make up for it I help her fulfill her rape fantasy.

The more open you are with your partner or with yourself, the more pleasurable it will be. Just remember to stay clean (enemas, shaving, etc), be confident in yourself, and just relax. If you don't like something, tell your partner, if you want to try something tell your partner and explore it together
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 00:25
>>34
I was a bit afraid, but my girl at that time make me discover my anus.
Everytime she give me a blowjob, she played with her finger or lick.

It was a bit odd at the beginning but now I can imagine foreplay without anal play.
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 00:47
I met a woman off RAOBJ on reddit and she's into "milking". Unsure what to expect but I'm pretty keen.

Even her post history is hot

/u/Brissyhands
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:39
>>34
My girlfriend and I are into that, fingering and pegging sometimes. I sometimes finger or use a dildo when by myself but it's a lot better when she does it really.

Have also had bisex mmf threesome but not sure that this thread is open to that type of story

Would recommend 100%
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:40
>>34
My girlfriend and I are into that, fingering and pegging sometimes. I sometimes finger or use a dildo when by myself but it's a lot better when she does it really.

Have also had bisex mmf threesome but not sure that this thread is open to that type of story

Would recommend 100%
40 Name: RedCream 2017-05-21 06:48
If you are curious, the best way is a toy or a (safely) improvised toy. While you can find your prostate with your middle finger by reaching down between your legs and curling it upward, it is such an awkward and hand-cramping position that you are unlikely to have much fun that way.

If you can find a clean, smooth, rounded non-porous object that will not break, you could start with that. Make sure that it
a) has a section wide enough to prevent complete insertion
OR
a) is long enough for you to hold it without losing it (like, less than 1/3 of its overall length will be inserted)

THIS IS IMPORTANT. You don't want an awkward emergency room trip.

Use plenty of lubrication. If you don't have water-based lube, you can use a little bit of cooking oil. DO NOT USE SOAP AS A LUBE. You will regret it. Vaseline works ok, but it is too thick imho.
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 07:21
Yep. I don't even masturbate normally anymore.

I'll be honest though, It takes practice to get good at it. The first thing you need to do is figure out your own body. Figure out where your P-Spot is and what feels good. Also start off small/slow. It'll take a while before you'll be able to anything bigger than two fingers up there.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 08:16
What the fuck is wrong with autistic men? I've noticed a trend in documentaries like Mommy Dead And Dearest and another one where two guys raped a family and burned their house down. Why is it that

1. These autists/aspies seem to have such low testosterone levels? They always look like bearded boys. No muscle, skinnyfat, feminine facial features.

2. Why are they always into creepy shit? I swear it's either bdsm or they're obvious pedophiles or BOTH.

Seriously, what the fuck is going on? I know plenty of guys like this who I suspect to be up to some fucked up shit behind closed doors. Please explain.
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 10:46
>>42

i can't address your questions but this is my theory about autism. the only lady i'm pretty sure had an autistic child--i had to live next this monster for a while and once it got to be old enough, it would SCREAM like it was being tortured, a LOT. i realized that it was just the boy's "style" and years later i saw some oprah episode blurb with a mother of an autistic child and she mentioned "the screaming". i think it's that any stimulation makes them start screaming.

looking at that kid's mother, she was a lame, unhappy redhead. she was also pretty old and one thing is that older women produce them but i bet, based on what i saw of the way she acted and the vibe i felt hearing her talk to her kids was that she was on pills. those pills for anti anxiety specifically block your reaction to stimulus and other people; particularly blocking out your SENSE of other people so you can manage interacting with them and not get overwhelmed. then, i bet that forming a child while your brain has all of those areas turned off will create a child's brain that can't handle ANY social interaction and has no sense of other people's feelings. we are all somewhat psychic, naturally, but autistic kids are in their own world and don't "feel" others like they're looking at holograms or are an unfeeling hologram themselves. whatever urges they get, they'll act on them and not feel any reaction of others so they might be monsters if they get the urge to do bad things and total psychopaths with brain activity missing.
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 10:59
Also, while we're on the subject, why are they borderline retarded? I always hear from the autistic community and its sympathizers that they're smart, or at least very talented in one field, but every autist I've met is nothing more than a snobby, condescending prick who thinks that being obsessed with something equals talent/skill in that field. Every autist I've met doesn't begin to compare with the talent of people who have their shit together. For example, I've met so many extremely smart artists/painters that happen to be incredibly socially gifted, very attractive, high muscle mass, great income etc. They just have everything. Whereas autist a should supposedly at least be as talented as these people but I haven't fucking seen one. In addition to that, their lives are absolute messes without the people they depend on for support.
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:15
Sup. Schizophrenic and Bi-Polar middle aged thug here. I don't even need to say who I am real oldfags already know.

That said fucc an an autistic. I represent the REAL DERANGED. Not soem pampered, faggot, loved-one, fake crazy bitch.

Spout off your times tables down to the 10 to the 100th powar, faggot. I will ponder how to EAT your ass.

You have been AAHZ'd.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:18
>>45
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:22
>>46
God bless you /lounge/r. Just the reaction an oldfag expected. Keep on.
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:27
>>47
Ew please stop
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:39
>>48

I agree that I am a lazy fuck ?

Come at this one harder, newfag.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:58
>>49
Everything about your posts is cringe inducing and it's time to stop referring to yourself as an oldfag and find a new thread.
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:03
>>42
A shit ton of strongman lifters are autists no joke
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:13
>>50
So how hard you think you have been trolled?
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:41
>>52
I get that you're baiting and I don't care, there's better kinds of shitposting to be had out there. You're doing a parody of something that isn't even a real issue.
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:57
>>53
foiled again.
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:59
in my vast experience with autistic painters at the preschool that i attend i have found the following patterns
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:05
>>42
Autistic fag here. Can confirm that I am into sexually weird and cringy shit.
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:15
>>56
What do you mean? I thought that spergers only jerked off to hentais, and that's not much more weird than the normal porn.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 14:42
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59 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 04:26
RedCream's real name was Richard Head, or Dick to his friends.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 08:03
His real name was Felipe Enormowang.
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-26 09:31
Sometimes you see RedCream yell at clouds.
62 Name: sage 2017-05-26 13:59
the only things i yell at are <spoiler>millenials<spoiler> with theyre fidge spinners</spoiler></spoiler>
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-26 15:46
>>62
Fix
the only things i yell at are millenials with theyre fidge spinners

[ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ]
64 Name: bbcodan 2017-05-27 09:39
>>63
u mena
millenials with theyre fidge spinners
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-28 09:54
RedCream died from anal pounding.
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-01 17:55
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67 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-02 15:13
>>15
KEEP FEEDING ME YOUR AUTISM I NEED ALL OF IT YOU FUCKING RETARD.
68 Name: RedCream 2017-06-02 19:04
>>1
I am the real RedCream. I am still alive. I was in a car today for a significant portion of time, and in such a temporal period, I encountered no particularly adverse physical condition, specifically that which involved large values of kinetic energy applied towards structural deformation.

PUMBLENUTS
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-02 20:32
>>68
Did you just assume Pumblenuts?
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-23 00:11
>>69
Think you can be a partypooper for so long without consequences?
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-26 00:46
Remember when Bill Murray was funny.
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 02:50
no
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 14:58
>>72
Hewwo! Dis am bestest smawty fwend! Me an hewd wuv all da dancies. Vewy happy kind teebee mistahs!

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