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1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:57
testan
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:03
>>1
I don't know Stan.
3 Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2017-05-09 08:37
Hey guys!
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:45
Shalom
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 17:22
Testing a tester under tests.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 18:25
No problems so far guys.
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 23:29
Im done /lounge/

I gave it my best and it was all for nothing. I just got most of my grades back and for me to pass I would need to get at least a 92% or higher on the final exam to barely pass. All my other exams were 50-65%. Professor said well atleast you know what to do know when you take it again next time....

It pisses me off that im 27 years old and students who are as young as 19 are passing.

Why should I even continue...
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 23:34
>>7
falling for the post secondary jew
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 23:40
>>7
This is a school for the ready.
Shouldn't you be studying?
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 23:44
I have information that will lead to Hillary Clintons arrest.

XIX-LIII-III/-III/.XXXIX-VIII-CXIII/-VL/-XXI/-LXIII/-LXXXVII/Q
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 23:52
>>10
XIX-LIII-III/-III/.XXXIX-VIII-CXIII/-VL/-XXI/-LXIII/-LXXXVII/Q
19-53-3/-3/.39-8-113/-550(?*)/-21/-63/-87/-Q


The "-" could indicate a line over the roman numerals, meaning multiply by 1000
*vl is not possible, LV would be (55)

and it still makes no sense to me
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 00:07
>>11
I thought Q might be energy. Any suggestions?
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 05:23
well this thread is dead
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 15:43
>>13
Let's see about that.
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:22
I quit my job yesterday, about to go to the doctors to get a medical certificate to get me out of my last week. any tips?
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:22
>>15
Exaggerate about everything you can think of, including your mental health and basic functionality. Enjoy neet life, I hope you'll succeed. Live the dream anon.
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 05:45
>>16
Did so much LSD in High School. It really opened some doors and of course lead to silly times but mixed in with profound moments. Shrooms were more in my early 20's, never as profound but always a good time. Depends on the location, situation and who you're with. If anything, I'd say pot did more damage to me than any psychedelic. Then one day I realized, I was opening the same doors and it got pointless. Wouldn't be the person I am today without those mind bending experiences.
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 22:28
>>17
As you are more advance in smoking weed, tell my why when i always smoke weed i get sooo fucking stoned, i mean incredibly stoned and im starting not to like it? It stones me too much....
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 22:30
>>18
you've gotten used to it, and it's no longer a thrill for you anymore

P.S. go back to cuckpicker faggot
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 22:44
>>19
but im a novice in smoking weed ?
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 22:49
Effects seems too strong for me
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 22:51
>>20
how long have you been smoking?
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:03
>>22
two years
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:13
>>23
the same shit?
then you've gotten used to it
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:19
>>17
Stop smoking maryjane, you'll cum less if you will ever get laid. >implying you will ever
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:29
>>25
I cum just fine my friend, get laid every week, sometime multiple times a week.
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:36
>>24
not the same shit, every weed no matter strong or weak, when i get high, i get stoned the fuck out, the effect is too strong
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:56
>>18
How far do you smoke while you're stoned?
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-12 23:57
>>28
Wut ?
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:07
Smoke less you twat
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:09
>>30
I take 3-4 sniffs on the joint and im out
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:13
>>27
ohh, i thought you were saying that you werent feeling high after you hit

but why would you try strong if the weak is already too much?
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:17
>>18
I mean while you're smoking, how far do you smoke the joint when you do it alone?
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:25
>>31
Then put less weed on your joint
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:27
>>31
sniffs?. you are not supposed to put weed up your nose. up the ass works but not nose.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:28
Just slow down a bit, if you smoke cigs too try and cut a few of them out too, always felt they amplify your high
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:30
>>35
I know faggot i just don't remember the word
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:32
>>36
I don't smoke cigs, never were never will
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:35
>>33
I don't smoke alone, always with buddies, and i smoke like 3-4 hits and im out
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:42
Can anyone who has tried heroin explain how the high felt I have a project for my school and I want it to be some what unique to the other Faggots In my class
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:01
>>40
jez watch trainspottin
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:09
>>37
called taking a hit.
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:17
>>37
or a puff
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeSC7-joLI

here is a good song to listen to
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:25
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46 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:39
>>40
Feels better then ur moms pucci fuckboi ;^)
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:43
Take like 50mg of an opiate..
At least give yourself a frame of reference.
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:47
>>40
you know the feeling you get when you walk out of an exam and you know did really well?
and you know the feeling smack bang in the middle of an orgasm?
well, imagine you're being smothered in a nice warm blanket and everywhere it touches you, you feel both those feelings about 100x more intensely than normal; plus it lasts hours
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:53
>>48
How to tell when Anon has never taken heroin before
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:57
you feel very content and relaxed
i would agree with the other anon's statement about being in a nice warm blanket but idk about the rest of what he said
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:03
>>40
Translation: hello /LOUNGE/ ( capital l, yeah).
I am a sociologist please help me with my graphs.

Ask my cunt.
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:08
>>40
Sorry, can't comment about that, pretty curious about people's replies here though so bump sage
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:12
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:15
>>53
Jesus fucking Christ someone always has to post this fucking melodrama reddit bullshit. Whoever wrote that is a faggot. And heroin is not just ... "nice :)" What kind of faggot says that shit.
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA0aZgzZYGw#t=2m11s
this guy says the worse your life is the better heroin feels (2m11s)
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:30
>>55
Holy shit people should start posting this video instead of that gay reddit video. This dude actually gets it.

Everyday. I'm actually waiting to pick up now.
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:37
Ex Heroin addict here, feeling of pure euphoria..like a bucket of warm honey dropped on your head that fills up every inch of your body......then ruins your life of course
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:41
>>57
Oh and that's what it feels like the first time, after a while you just feel content and relaxed, then after a while it didn't even do much anymore and you feel very irritated a lot of the time
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:43
>>40
Your project for school is going to be on how it feels to do heroin?
1. get out underage etc
2. stop trying to be edgy
3. hope you get an F along with detention
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:45
>>40
it feels like nothing matters, you feel warm and fuzzy and relaxed and satisfied, it's so addicting because it makes all your problems disappear while ur high
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:53
Heroin fells like welfare and digging out of trashcans for smack. Don't be a faggot >>40.
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:58
Just shot up with my gf with my girlfriend. She took a way higher dose tjen me and isn't awake or breathing and im so doped up idec. What should i do /lounge/ ?!?!?
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:00
>>62
call 911 boi
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:03
>>62
Do it again!
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:08
>>62
free flesh holes
"wut do I do /lounge/?"
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:11
>>65
>>64
>>63
She just woke up after fucking both holes ravaging them actually for quite a bit. Couldnt imagine the turn my life would have taken if she hadnt.
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:15
>>66
I just saved your girl's life bitch!
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:22
>>41
Top kek
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:25
>>40
makes your heart feel light and like everything in your life is good. makes your body feel fuzzy and heavy and really good, like right after a super intense massage
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:28
>>40
It's like having someone pour warm honey over your entire body. Just pure relaxation. Unless you OD, that's different, and not so much fun.
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:31
>>70
How many bags for a first time user would it take to od?
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:44
>>59
Now THAT'S what I call edgy
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:49
>>71
Probably not very much, depending on purity. Personally I always stuck to Oxy's, I've done every type in every way except for roxycodone. The time I OD'd I had about 100 mg of Oxycodones and about 5 or 6 shots of Vodka.
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:51
>>59
This project could literally be anything from writing a fictional book to a paper on the effects of heroin short term and long term. What, do you think he's gonna try to describe in detail how it feels to someone to try and pretend he's using it? Tf
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:54
>>73
So would 5 bags oral and a bottle do the job thats all i can acquire atm?
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:58
>>75
For a first time user that would probably do you in. Like I said depends on purity. Not gonna go into the details of you wanting to off yourself, but OD'ing is a shitty way to die. You'll have seizures, won't be able to move, and you'll either end up biting off your tongue or choking to death on it. Not to mention Narcan can bring you back if someone finds you.
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:09
>>75
You don't eat the bags dude lol
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:11
>>74
do you think he's gonna try to describe in detail how it feels
I assume so, since that's what he's asking for.
to try and pretend he's using it
Very possible, some young edgyfags are like that, they'll do anything to seem different and cool.
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:30
>>71
You could start puking from half a bag. It depends what you got. When I first started, 1 bag would last me 3 days.
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:34
>>48
And then anon wakes up and realizes he's still stuck in the exam and he's needed to skip half the questions because he's not doing really well.
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:41
>>76
>>79
I thought that it would be one big high then nod out to never wake again. Also to top it off gonna throw in a couple xanax bars. How could it be painful and nobody will find me ill be found weeks later in the woods.
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:45
the drugs make you want to do nothing but the drugs its that simple
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:51
>>81
That's if you take enough. If your body thinks that it can still save you it will, I.E vomiting, stomach hurting like fuck ETC. A near fatal over dose would be painless. With all those combined I'm not sure which one you'll get.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 04:57
Imagine the most intense orgasm you've ever had slowly entering through the point of injection. You feel absolute bliss and relaxation come in waves taking over your whole body as you drift off into euphoria. It's the most amazing feeling you ever experience and then it's gone before you have time to really enjoy it so you go get more. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum until you accidentally overdose trying to get a better high or run out of money.
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 06:49
>>84

I can orgasm for free & the drugs only make it slightly better.
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:25
I fear that there is someone on this board right now that isn't an atheist and believes in gods.
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:32
>>86
You're right. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior: Jesus Christ?
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:38
>>87
well fuck, it's my dubs i have to give it a chance anon.
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:40
>>88
I.. I don't know what to say. I've never got this far before. People usually just slam the door in my face.
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:42
>>89
That's an old joke.
Just read the Quran enough and then you'll realize how wrong it is once you read the bible.
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:53
I'm not even sure what I believe anymore.
christianity and new age influences in childhood
wiccan (retarded) for a few years in my early teens
agnostic for a few years
start delving deep into /bijou/ tier shit

Now I take what works from any religion or belief system and use it to my own advantage. I've had countless paranormal experiences throughout my life, and I believe that it's impossible for the human mind to comprehend the full extent of reality and the forces at work around us.
I don't pretend to know what will happen once I die, but I do believe in an afterlife of some sort.
I guess I'm some sort of agnostic wizard?
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 07:58
>>86 The pope literally admitted defeat this week, anyone who still believes is an god is brainwashed.
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 08:01
>>92
Whatever system you arrive at, be sure to take it all into account!
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 08:07
>>93
The bible definitely has plenty of truth in it, and it's pretty obvious that Jesus was real and even if he was not the son of God, he was still enlightened and a pretty cool dude.
I live close to a huge church with a bible college, I've gone to the church a few times, and have been toying with the idea of enrolling. The pastor there is awesome and I enjoy his sermons, even as a non Christian.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:11
What do you think is a good idea for a Startup?
96 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:15
>>95
I have an idea.

Come up with your own idea.
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:19
>>95
A startup idea generator,
Obvie.
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:21
>>95
App
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:23
>>95
Email marketing
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:26
>>95
make a car thats twice as beautiful as a ferrari, gets 100 mpg, seats 12, top speed ~400 km/hr, costs ten thousand to build, and sells for a million (its just marketing).
101 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:33
Sell casts of your penis, painted with goofy shit and also painted like Spider-Man, hulk and batman.
102 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:36
A matching-app sounds appropriate.

I also heard that facebook needs competition.

Hey, how about we make our own cereals/smoothies/fresh vegetable-tardfood out of fresh stuff?

To be honest, dont ask on /lounge/. One half is borderline retard, the other one crossed this line a long time ago.
103 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:39
how about a penis size compare app
104 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:41
>>102
they are giving you all the shit you didn't knew the world needs
like >>98
>>99
>>100
105 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:44
>>103
Make it able to share pictures that you can draw on
106 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:48
>>103
>>104
This one is actually valid to a certain extend. Still retarded, but hey... relative to the alternatives, it is actual a original idea.
107 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 15:54
Ive been considering making a bike messenger business (with app) before uber gets to my city. The app part is the only condition that makes start up costs significant. Was thinking would grt rolling for local resturants first than when we had some revenue to leverage a hefty loan, would borrow money and have app made. Had my friend down to be partners then he backed up without even telling me, and didnt show up for a meeting with my sbdc advisor. I think its a good idea because it has proven to work in the past (many examples not just ubers branch of boke messengers) and start up costs are very low until you factor in the app part (which will be mandatory as you scale to compete with modern companies). There was a guy who owns a million dollar company now who started his with one bike and himself.
108 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:04
>>95
Create an image sharing website with different boards for different topics. We'll make it really shitty looking and we'll attract every autistic degenerate on the internet. Then we'll make posting painful by adding soviet-tier capchas so that said degenerates pay a few bucks to skip them. We'll be millionaires in no time.
109 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:07
Buy a bunch of gasoline
Store it in your basement or bedroom
When price increases
Sell
Sell
Sell
110 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:08
>>108
whahahahahahahhahaha
111 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:12
cum catchers
People who you can call up to come by and hold your cum rag while you jerk off. The will catch your cum and clean you up...nothing sexual
112 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:14
Save yourself the time and effort by not investing in a project that is certain to fail. It is not worth failing and being left in time objectively wasted and debt. However, if you had an inelastic good, I would argue that you'd just have to be the next Adolf Hitler in order to persuade people to invest in you. I.E. Martin Shkreli-esque.
113 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:21
>>112
However, if you decide to go for a project that is elastic, please make sure there is something proprietary in whatever it may be. If not, people can abuse it and recreate it, rendering your shit worthless. The problem with shit like clothing is that they are oligopolies. This means that there is a handful that have an extensive lead over the others that will no fade. They run everyone else out of business. They are the Disney of everything. I.E. News stations, Entertainment, Marvel, etc... They generally have better deals and have more acclaim. If you go down this path, you better have it proprietary through trademarking and have an llc to start out with.
114 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:26
>>103
With a ranking system and searchable database?
115 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:29
116 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:34
What do you think about a "do me a favor" app?

You do people favorable, in exchange for PayPal money.

For example "I need someone in my area to help me paint my garage"

Random idiot user accepts, the favor poster sends him favor points, which translate to PayPal money.

You, as the app owner wouldn't handle any money save for their subscription fees, and everytime someone did a favor you would get 1%.

Make it global, what could possibly go wrong business heads?
117 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:39
>>95
sexting app
118 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:46
startup
apps

Oh my fucking god you imbeciles.

Listen, if you want a startup idea think about where you are located, what does your area require, what can you do?

Is there a shortage of barbers? Shops? Sex toy stores?

Look at your surroundings, you'll find something if you aren't completely stupid.

The hardest part is staying open for business.
119 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:48
>>116
community problems
120 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:50
Gossip app

You and everyone in your area can download it and gossip anonymously about other users in your area.

Add income based, I assure you people will download it like wildfire.

You don't even have to put in app purchases, just let ghetto ass insects fuel your add income
121 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 16:55
>>120
download it like wildfire
Why would anyone download wildfire?
122 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:01
>>119
You legally declare absolutely no responsibility other than matching people together.

If someone doesn't show up to their favorites, or does things the wrong way then you simply ban their account.

No compensation policy.

"We encourage you to talk to your favor buddy thoroughly as we cannot enforce global inspections, make sure you picked the right person"

Payment only upon completion of service, if someone doesn't pay then the users have the legal system to get them justice. (Just like any other service)

The contract is written between each other, youas the app company hold no responsibility or interest in the contract it self.
123 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:06
>>121
People will download anything they think others like.

Make a video promoting it, and it will spread like wildfire is what I mean.

Just create fake testimonials and a some solid marketing.

In fact, your startup loan should go 60% to marketing alone.

Wouldn't you want to download an app, that potentially has a local secrets database?

"Emily sucked Josh's dad's dick yesterday looool"

Etc
124 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:11
Do research on human condition and flaws.

Human beings are easily manipulated out of their money, look at the trillion games on Google play that require in app purchases, I know that most likely you aren't going to buy 100 game diamonds for 5$, but believe me someone has played up to 800$ on that same game.

Look at eve online, in game currency is so complicated you need a tutorial for it.

You want to be an alchemist?
Make a game, program, app, whatever that convinces the user to pay you 5$.

Take one good look at the game "mobile strike"
They fucking hired Arnold Schwarzenegger to make the adds and in game set, the game owners are now (after launch) literally, fucking literally millionaires.

All they made was a "build your base and attack another base" game.

Ten thousand games exist exactly like it, but this one has Arnold on the cover.

Exploit the masses op.
125 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:16
>>124
inspirational posts
126 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:21
>>125
Not trying to inspire
If >>95 faggot is really serious he could fucking find everything he/she/it needs to start a business.

He doesn't need this shitty shitthread.

In fact, he made that post thinking someone would give him the next "big thing" and the moron doesn't realise that whoever is working or has the idea of the next big thing isn't going to post it on this fucking cesspool of propaganda website.

I bet the fucking parasite doesn't even know about the /prog/ board, which is specifically designed for this shit.

Fuck I hate you kids sometimes.
127 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:25
>>126
Well now, I wanna ultimate myself, for a year or so I have been keeping the seeds of the apples I eat.

At this moment I must have no less than five hundred. My question is:

¿That amount of apple seeds will be enough to kill me if I chew them ignoring the bitter flavor?

¿Will I need to drink a vomit suppressor in case I feel sick and my body tries to expel the poison out of it?

Thanks in beforehand for the advice /lounge/rs
128 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:34
>>127
dont kill yourself
only kys if you post these autistic andy 'memes'
129 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 17:37
>>127
hang yourself
thread
130 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:40
>>129
I don't want to bear that kind of pain, I just want to pretend that it was an accident product of a misunderstanding.
131 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:43
>>130
Anon accidentaly washed down 100 apple seeds with vomit suppressor
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:47
>>128
I don't what are you talking about.

Just answer my question: ¿Will the 500 seeds will kill me or not?
133 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:51
You have to crush the seeds before eating them so you can absorb it, first of all. This separates the HCN. Eat the seeds soon after you crush them, and eat them quick. At 0.6 mg of HCN per seed, you should go for 2 mg/kg of body weight to an hero yourself.
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:56
>>127
use antifreeze nigga...though depending on where you are, regulations would have made it obligatory to add the bitter compounds that are also added to hand sanitizer.

If not try

1) codeine painkiller overdose with alcohol

2) injecting enough anesthetic into bloodstream
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:59
>>127
You retard, you'd have to eat thousands of seeds within minutes to have it do anything, and even then the amount of cyanide isn't enough to die.
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:01
Don't an hero anon there are people who care about you! We wouldn't want you to actually get hurt haha :)
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:03
>>130
eating that many apple seeds and thinking people will believe it was a misunderstanding
going about killing yourself in the most convoluted way possible
You're a different kind of special, anon.
138 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:05
>>130

What you are talking about.
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:07
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:09
>>131,137
My excuse was going to misinformate on the fact that the apple seeds can help preventing cancer.
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:11
i think taking cyanide will be way faster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_y181reiU
here is a video that might help
142 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:15
>>140

You know, there are several painless ways to kill yourself that aren't fucking autistic like your current method.
143 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:17
Just find a really tall building and jump off it. At least you'll have fun falling for a few seconds.

If you're worried about temporary pain, do the car-hose-exhaust thing.
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:47
>>128
I don't what are you talking about.

Just answer my question: ¿Will the 500 seeds will kill me or not?
133 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:51
You have to crush the seeds before eating them so you can absorb it, first of all. This separates the HCN. Eat the seeds soon after you crush them, and eat them quick. At 0.6 mg of HCN per seed, you should go for 2 mg/kg of body weight to an hero yourself.
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:56
>>127
use antifreeze nigga...though depending on where you are, regulations would have made it obligatory to add the bitter compounds that are also added to hand sanitizer.

If not try

1) codeine painkiller overdose with alcohol

2) injecting enough anesthetic into bloodstream
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 17:59
>>127
You retard, you'd have to eat thousands of seeds within minutes to have it do anything, and even then the amount of cyanide isn't enough to die.
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:01
Don't an hero anon there are people who care about you! We wouldn't want you to actually get hurt haha :)
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:03
>>130
eating that many apple seeds and thinking people will believe it was a misunderstanding
going about killing yourself in the most convoluted way possible
You're a different kind of special, anon.
138 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:05
>>130

What you are talking about.
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:07
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:09
>>131,137
My excuse was going to misinformate on the fact that the apple seeds can help preventing cancer.
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:11
i think taking cyanide will be way faster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_y181reiU
here is a video that might help
142 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:15
>>140

You know, there are several painless ways to kill yourself that aren't fucking autistic like your current method.
143 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:17
Just find a really tall building and jump off it. At least you'll have fun falling for a few seconds.

If you're worried about temporary pain, do the car-hose-exhaust thing.
144 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:19
145 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:24
Go get into a firefight with a local gang, let them win but don't let them give up the fight.
146 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:26
Eww

https://i.imgur.com/X7pDpsb.jpg

I'd hate fuck Amy Schumer.

Multiple times.
147 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:32
>>146
MY TITS SMELLS LIKE ZOO ANIMALS
148 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:38
>>146
It's like your mom's friend.

You're disgusted by her, but if she came on to you in confidence, you would have to think about it.
149 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:40
>>146
The fuck you mean eww? It's a titty.

https://i.imgur.com/jo5yP1n.jpg
150 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:44
>>146
Balls deep
151 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:46
>>146
We already know you're a faggot op.
152 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:48
Sometimes, I dig starting a thread and not looking at any replies.

https://i.imgur.com/jFkODqQ.gif
153 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:52
So cold blooded, so hardcore

I wish you were my dad

Praise >>152

Good Saturday
154 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 18:55
>>151
Disgusting. This is why I hate people.
155 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:00
>>154
You should thank me for letting you live.
156 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:04
Other than suicide, what's the best way to lose belly fat? Already attempting to cut soda out of my diet by drinking more water instead but what can I do when it comes to exercising.
157 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:07
>>156
water fast for a week
do light to moderate workouts during the fast (or else you will lose a bunch of muscle in addition to fat)
eat no more than 1500 calories a day in perpetuity after that
158 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 19:10
So I groped my first girl yesterday.

I was walking along a sidestreet on a nice warm day after having a 4loko when I saw this curvy girl and I just couldn't resist. I'm assuming she's a highschooler since she had backpack on.

Anyway, I was walking the other way and decided to turn around and follow her. Her ass was so plumpy and looked so yummy in those tight black pants she was wearing. I just enjoyed walking behind her and staring at her ass. Once we were alone I stretched out my hand and rubbed my palm right in her crack sliding it to her right cheek. It felt so soft. I turned around to walk away and she immediately reacted, "ugh, do that shit again, fucker!", she said in a pissed off voice as I began running away and fell to my knees dropping my glasses in the process. I didn't think I was that drunk but maybe I fell because i was scared of her turning me in.

So what do you guys think? I know I was stupid but I don't regret it, since jerking off later was great. Should I do this again? Perhaps I should work on spotting meek girls so I don't get that reaction and maybe even get to feel some more ass?
159 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:14
>>158
You should have raped her while you could. Next time she sees you, she gone call the cops.... Kid.
160 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 19:19
>>159
Nah, she was ghetto. She don't run to the cops.
161 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:21
Please god help me. I'm stuck with just an ipad and an internet connection for a week, is there anything halfway decent I can play on this stupid thing?
162 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:28
Has anyone had or been to a farting party? How bad did the smell get? Anyone ever light a match?
163 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:33
>>162
One christmas we were 5 couzin farting non stop in a closed room .
It smelled disgusting and pretty sure we had brain domage from the lack of oxygene
164 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:35
White girls in their early 20's are basically bottomless moneyholes.

I know a lot of girls in age 18-23 and almost all of them are traveling Europe, running around with big ass system cameras even if they don't know how to turn on the flash. They only occasionally work.

I've noticed, a lot of the time, it's not even a chad or orbiter who gives her all of this money, but her cuck father. Go to a random travel agency for interrailing and exchange semesters. It's almost always middle class white girls, along with indigenous poor people.

Why do they do this? I can understand if a chad wants to spend some money to get into that young wet pussy, but how can the father be coerced into doing this?

With guys it's not nearly the same. They don't have these super expensive interests. If they do demand money it's like once every fourth year when a new console comes out or the occasional night out or something. They don't go around travel the world, demands to see Cambodja, or swim with dolphins with Ramanuél. They know it would be nice to do all of these things, but they know better than to just demand it upfront after graduating from high school without doing anything for anybody else in the world.

I can understand the need to want to spoil your little princess, but you're making it harder for all white guys to get a girl and continuing the demographic into the future. When you do this, she will just be disappointed that other young guys can't keep up with old daddy and go fuck Chads instead. Even if somebody was super in love with her and a cuck he can't compete with a 45 year old with stable employment in today's job market. You should teach her to not just expect shit to fall in her lap, develop skills that make her desirable, show her that she will be taken care of and don't have to worry about starving, but it doesn't mean she can just go to Malaysia all the time.

You are not helping her. You are setting her up to be disappointed when she feels other guys her age can't keep up to what she is used to. You are creating a cat lady. She will wake up one day realizing that the beaty of her youth is gone. She was too focused on having fun but now it's too late.

Try giving a little bit to your sons instead, who will invest it in something useful like starting a business or inventing something. At least they will not spend it on useless shopping trips to London to buy Iphone cases she will throw away in three months anyway or endless clubnights. At the very least teach her that money doesn't come for free and just because she reads something in a travel catalogue and wants to do something it doesn't mean she can have it.

Nobody in their right mind would think it's healthy if the mom of a 20-25 year old child came home to him everyday, made his bed, cooked him dinner and satisfied him in everyway to such an extent that no girl can compete with her. It really sounds sickening to me. Yet it seems totally normal to the middle class people I know that have a bit of money that the father should just pour money over their 20-23 year old daughter who is doing her eurotrip. Why? Why isn't it equally disturbing?
165 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:40
From a purely tribalistic/primal perspective, this is of course even more disgusting. In the natural world, resources are exchanged for sex. The guy provides resources, stability and excitement, the girl provides sex and a womb for the guy's baby. Love it or hate it this has been the basis of human relationships for the better part of our history. By doing this, the father takes the need of another man away by making sure she gets these needs satisfied anyway. This is actually equivalent to the mother coming in to the 23 year old son's apartment,sucking him off, and doing it in such a way by using all of the skills she has learned from 36 years of cocksucking that no young girl can ever compete. This is actually an incestuous relationship, with the only difference that the father gets tricked out of the sex.
166 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:46
>>164
You do not see boys because their parents are giving them monies for gaming PCs, consoles, tendies and they stay at home sitting in front of the screen.
167 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:49
>>166
Preach
168 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:51
>>164
are you assuming boys only interest in playing video games?
forgot to take your autism medicine?
169 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:56
Everybody loses from this. The father sees his fortune get eaten away, the shy guy who loves her and wants to take care of her for all of his live doesn't even get noticed by her cause he's too busy working to afford to go to Malaysia. She is at first happy but will later be disappointed. Environment is suffering from the rampant consumerism. Everything is shit with this model. The only guy happy with the current setup is dolphin keeper Ramanuél, who gets all the sex, and by the time any sort of responsibility is to be extracted when the whole thing comes crashing down, he will be long gone. Taking care of the next class of 23 year olds.
170 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:01
You just don't UNDERSTAND!

White girls are on a VOYAGE of continuous SELF-DISCOVERY. They don't know what they're find but they're very sure of themselves. EXPERIENCE, EXPLORE, EXPAND.
171 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:07
Ramanuél doesn't have much going for him, he will never be rich, he doesn't have any 401k's, but he does have this. A constant influx of hot life hungry girls to take care of. You could say he's immoral, that he should grow up and settle down, but it doesn't matter. Anybody would do the same. Deep down, you know if you had the opportunity to fuck a constant influx of rich, well-groomed, white, 23 year old girls well into your mid 40's, for other people's money, have a job outdoors where you move so much you wouldn't have to buy a gym card and without having to take any sort of consequence for the pregnancies or havoc you cause you know you would do it without blinking.

In fact, you might even say that Ramanuél is richer than you when it comes to the stuff that matters in life.
172 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:09
>>169
So should i go become a dolphin keeper and change my name to Ramanuel?

Omw.
173 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:13
>>164

With guys it's not nearly the same. They don't have these super expensive interests.

Bitch, have you SEEN the inside of my gun safe?
Do you know what it costs to rebuild a '69 Mustang Mach 1?
What kind of cheapass liquor do YOU drink?
...no super expensive interests my ass...
174 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:16
>>168
of course boys have other interests, and I've for example never cared for them.

They just don't expect to travel around the world when they are 20 and only had 2 months of employment, though. Like I said, they still think it would be nice to do al these things, but very seldom have I seen them just demand this happen. Yet this happens with white girls that never had a job. White dads has to learn to say no to their daughters. They are ruining the whole thing right now.
175 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:19
>>173
I think he means beyond what they can afford. If you went in debt to fix up a POS beater and fill your gun safe then you're not very smart
176 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:25
>>173

I truly hope you're not crawling to your mom to ask for money to your gun safe. If you do it's even more disturbing.
177 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:29
>>173

Plus, I take it you know how to use these guns. Have you ever seen these girls try to operate the flashlight on these cameras?
178 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:35
hey /lounge/, you seem like smart guys, how do I tell my friend I'm bisexual?

Trying to think of a joke, or something.
179 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:40
>>178
Boy do I have some zingers for you, OP

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because he wanted to suck his friend's dick haha

A priest, a fireman and OP walk into a bar. OP says:
can i suck your dick friend haha

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because he was already on the same side of the road as his friend's dick haha

Knock knock
who's there?
Your friend
your friend who?
Your friend who wants to suck your dick haha

There once was a man named Nick
Whose terrible jokes wouldn't click
So he pulled down his pants
And said as he danced
"Friend can I please suck your dick"

Good luck OP, I wish you well
180 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:43
>>178
take then to a park that has swings. go on the swings, turn to them and say "these swings remind me of myself. they swing both ways"
181 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:49
>>180
this one's good
182 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:52
>>178
gay ass faggot here thought i was bi at first but tbh just go hey guess what im bi best of luck
183 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:57
>>178
Sing "Gettin' Bi" complete with 1970s light effects and glorious sax solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e7844P77Is
184 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:00
>>183
This, sit with him/her and play this song on your phone meanwhile you slowly approach to him/her, your hand on his/her tight and you slowly whisper "I really, really, really like this song".
185 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:09
>>184
And then you can autoplay into "Let's Have Intercourse" or "Oh My God I Think I Like You" from the same show, to better describe your feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyaQluu5qbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGtb-gZcLak
186 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:18
>>183
Suck his dick. He'll get the idea.
187 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:25
What is the future of humanity /lounge/?

When do you think we'll have bio enhancement (Limb replacement, direct neural interface...etc) ?

Are you scared of the future?
188 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:31
>>187
I watched Ghost in the Shell the other day. Made me think about this. I love the age in which we live and all the technology we have to enhance our lives. Also how fast the innovations keep coming.

If I live to see the age of bio enhancements and can get some then I will be happy.

I've already been looking at the magnets you can get inserted in your finger to detect electricity and also the northsense things that gives you a sense to know when you are facing north.
189 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:34
>>187
The future of humanity doesn't have to be and won't be on Earth.
190 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:36
>>187
death
191 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:43
>>187
Based on raw numbers and cyclical patterns of history and some other convoluted shit ((scientists)) and researchers in the anthropology fields think that planet Earth is heading towards a mass extinction which is the 6th(?) mass extinction and we'll be our own whether by war famine, disease, depopulation or some combination the above. Not like this is going to happen tomorrow or anything but sometime in the next 10,000 years? But I would think a lot sooner than that honestly if we don't get our act together
192 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:46
>>191
For sure. Look at the population graph for any species in history and from the point we have shot up to it either levels off or carries on increasing and then drops to zero.

Looking at the amount of breeders overpopulating the planet, there's only one way we're going.
193 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:50
>>189
Ya, I think this will happen sooner than we think
194 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:52
>>187 Elon Musk is already working on a neural lace
195 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:56
>>194
Thanks man, didn't know about that
196 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:00
>>187

The technology that allows implants to correct mental problems like depression and schizophrenia will also be used to control our moods and influence our thinking.

Mechanical and genetic enhancements will be different for classes. The middle class will get functional devices, but the rich will be able to get exceptional devices.

AI will be used not for just engineering, but to run companies, compete in securities markets, and to manipulate masses. Eventually, humans will have to compete against immortal entities with hundreds of years of experience who rarely make mistakes and never sleep, never rest, never stop. Money will flow in only one direction - away from humans and towards the best AIs (and whoever owns them).

The military, police, intelligence, etc., will all be reduced to protecting the property of a few supra rich from the rest of humanity. Billions will live in poverty and it will be a capital crime to steal from the rich.

We will be mind controlled zombies living in grinding poverty at the service of AI controlled ultra rich corporations and a few families who own them. Our emotions will be read as we move about and our thoughts will be deduced from our emotional states. Crime against each other will be petty, but crimes against the wealthy or their property will be punishable by death. Everything you do, even your emotional state, will be controlled remotely. Everyone will be a debt slave to "the company store".
197 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:04
>>196
Scientists are trying to make an AI that's not smarter than a human I think.

Also, with the advancement of technology, maybe we will become as smart as the most advanced AI you're describing here
198 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:12
>>196
Doesn't sound so different to the way it is already.
199 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:13
>>198
It's just an extrapolation of what's already happening.
But when you put it together, people realize just how dystopian our current direction is.
200 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:20
>>196
Question - why will "immortal" AI have use for property or owners?
201 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:22
202 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:26
Our brains are evolving to interpret digital conflict as physical conflict. The concept of self and morality are relatively new to humanity. If a machine relentlessly feeds you context reinforcing established views there is little to be done, through discourse dialogue, that won’t be interpreted as a physical attack on oneself. The machine will always validate and reinforce established norms, or bias, faster than you can explain your differing perspectives. Given time it appears we have created a situation where various socioeconomic classes are being wired differently. Social media, and by proxy AI, is having an effect on our evolution as a species. It is changing how we think. Divergent pathways in how we communicate, parse, and process information have arisen. Those that don’t share your views may not be stupid in many cases. Just different. I don’t think there is a way to ‘fix’ this trend or even if it’s evolutionarily ‘good’ for humanity to slow this process. We can only accelerate the process to some N state where one group is enlightened by technology and the other is blissfully oppressed by it. We are either gods or ants.
203 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:33
>>187
Half the stuff we see in movies, can happen in our homes if there's enough money available.
Not scared, sad I don't have enough money
204 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:39
>>187 Humanity will be wiped out long before we reach our full potential or even have the opportunity to create a horrid dystopia like >>196 describes. The number of things in the universe that want to kill us is astonishing. Here on earth we have hyper-resistant bacteria and deliberately manufactured biotic agents. We have super volcanos, global warming, and ecosystem disruption to contend with before we even begin to consider extra-planetary threats like solar flares and asteroids that are 100% beyond our ability to control.

Then there's even larger phenomena like radiation bursts from pulsars that could wipe out all life on earth with less that 1/10 of a second of warning.

We are totally fucked. That's just the way it is. We're arrogant for assuming we stand a chance.
205 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:43
Guys why the fuck does Kristen Schaal turn me on so much? What do you think Anons? https://i.imgur.com/rvfYnbi.jpg
206 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:50
>>205
you feel that as ugly as she is that makes her accessible to your loser ass.

but even losers get lucky sometimes, just not you.
207 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:54
>>206
you feel that as ugly as she is that makes her accessible to your loser ass

anon nailed it.
208 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:58
>>205
She probably turns you on because she's attractive. I too, would like to have sex with Kristen Schaal.
209 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:02
>>205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvd6MBsiDBo

She is a horse. Secretly you want to fuck horses. Just think about it dude.
210 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:04
>>205
I'd bang her til I died of dehydration from cumming so much.
211 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:07
>>205
I dream of worshipping her sweaty toes, as she spits in my face. When she feels I've done a good enough job she drops her dirty panties and I see the dingy grey-white string hanging down from her full, brown furry bush. "It's ok, you may," she invites, and I rise onto my knees and pull the tampon out with my teeth. It's pungent, and deep red-black. A drop of her flow falls onto my erect cock and I smile up at her, her dirty tamp in my mouth. She leans her face towards mine and glides her wet tongue over the bloody messy cotton. "Mmm, I'm tasty...who's a lucky boy! Yes you are!" She tousles my hair and I grin as she roughly pushes my face into her bleeding cunt. The tampon drops wetly to the ground as I begin to eat her up...
212 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:22
>>205
It's not just you. I like hilarious women, same reason I would fap to Tina Fey, but not Kathy Griffin... ever.

Sometimes attraction can be funny like that.
213 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:31
Blue Whale?

What the fuck is it and how can I find out more? I read some shit online about teenage Russians killing themselves.

I want to find out whether it's genuinely manipulative or whether these girls were just retarded like so many other millennials.

Can you degenerates help!? Post what you got on it.
214 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:40
>>213
delete this
215 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:42
>>214
Why? I can't seem to find it anywhere on the internet?
216 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:46
>>213
Hi, OPfaggot. It was quite popular thing with Russian teens about year ago. Main idea is that using social webs you find some people who introduce you into "game". If you were, they it recently was one person give you some quests, first are easy, like "draw a whale", but later, after completing some quests you would have to do more and more strange things, last quest is to kill yourself.
217 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:50
>>216
Oh sorry I had no idea that this was a year old. All I can find online about it are shitty scaremongering articles from pleb-tier newspapers.

If this was a year ago then why are kids killing each other? Are they just more retarded nowadays?
218 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:02
>>217
Probably, some kids ( mostly they are about 14 ) want to show that they are different from other society or maybe want to be paid attention. I don't know, if there are same trends in other country's, but in Russia there is. Also, there were quite strange story, I cant imagine why admin of those groups ( he was about 30 ) was making all this thing, actually, he also may want some attention.
219 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:20
i have done this with a friend (i was the blue whale) and she didn't knew i was. she totally believes that she's the chosen by the blue whale, already got nudes of her (I said send me all last 100 pictures on your phone) i could new if she was lying because i did a photo with her 7h ago. and if that photo wasn't there i knew she did not send her last 100 photos (i caught her one time doing that and she never did it again)
220 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:46
Today I was watering the grass in my backyard, its a shithole and I spread some seed that is beginning to take root. My dumb bitch drug addict mom opens her window and shoots me with her airsoft pistol. Angry with the audacity to shoot me while beautifying the back yard I spray the garden hose through her window and soak her and her smart tv. Should I fell bad for what I did? I think the dumb bitch deserved it. She is going to be on the streets when i find my own place.
221 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:52
>>220
why would any of us give a shit about your blog post?
222 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 01:09
>>221
I recently went to Arundel Castle and they have Mary Queen of Scots rosary beads there that she had in her hand when she was beheaded. In the same room is a very large portrait of Elizabeth. Gave me a little tingle down below.
223 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 23:13
I've been lately thinking alot about doing acid again.

My first trip, was a bad trip, because i fucked up the Setting, second one was kinda.. good but fucked up at the end because of sleep deprevation, third one went kinda.. good.. i have to admit, should i go for another ride on the space express?
224 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-15 22:06
>>223
Yes fellow plane walker. Ensure yourself that the setting, group, and dosage are all accounted for before hand. Eat healthy beforehand, meditate on that day, and vibrate to positive thoughts. Enjoy thy experience. May God reveal himself to you as you.
225 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-16 09:21
My car just killed itself. My beautiful PC just killed itself. My oldest friend hates me. I'm a grand in debt. My job requires a car so basically have no income. Paranoid & Depressed. Came to /lounge/ for answers on how to possibly get out of this rut after sitting on /newpol/ for months.
226 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-17 09:51
How hard would it be to access someone's iCloud account if I had their email and knew a relatively good amount of information about them?
227 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-19 20:30
>>226
impossible
228 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-19 23:35
>>226
very difficult. phishing would be the only way i guess. like the fappening
229 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 01:54
>>228
Fuck. She's a family friend and a model. I want to see her asshole so badly. She won't fuck me because she considers me a "brother". I'm into incest though >:(
230 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 04:13
so I have half a gallon of melted ice cream and half of a chocolate cake in my mini fridge. I want to dispose of these but I don't want to just throw them out in the regular garbage because when they get taken to the curb I dont want racoons digging through my trash.

whats the best way to dispose of them? I was thinking of flushing them but if I clog my toilets I don't want to have to hire a plumber to unclog them and find birthday cake and ice cream in the pipes.

any advice?
231 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 05:05
ideally would like to get rid of these tonight. I just don't like knowing they are in there. its almost midnight though so realistic solutions only please.
232 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-20 10:23
>>231
Middle of the street.
233 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 00:51
Ask a Scandinavian 6.3' atleast 10th gen. deep white breed masterrace with a superior education, job, economy and a girlfriend whos just passed her examinen and now is a full fledged expert physician, qualified questions. I have one the other way round, how does it feel to be a useless, alcohol and drunk dependant nigger who KNOWS for 100% certain that you will not reach the age of 50. How does it? Feel? Nigger?

Buuuuunch of typos, im celebrating with 500$ botles of champagne so that its ok.

In a coupple of hours i will drive my maserati home, completely drunk, knowing that im white and master race not having the slightest worry in the world that any cop might pull me over.

Nigger, your up
234 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 03:43
>>233
drive my maserati home
completely drunk

I support this decision.

Also, obv b8 and so on.
235 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 05:39
Seriously, not 1 single qualifyed nigger question? Just faggot nigger loving faggots with obvious genetic string defection, actually gushing wounds...holy lol sake, this world is gonna be easy to take over.
236 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 06:44
Why so aggressive? You're clearly not enjoying yourself like you so desperately wish you were.

Ive met people like you before, the money wont help. You'll be no happier no matter how accomplished you become - You need fufillment, not gratification.

What are you celebrating?
237 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 07:12
>>235
you're obviously a retard, you don't quite get that you will be bred out of existence unless you have 10 kids with that slut and successfully educate them to at least your level. better get fucking and raising kids normie, i'll be out here vaping weed (lol implying i drink, its 2017-- you're the one who will die before 50), fucking your white women when they're in college (raw dogged your girl son, shit was SO creampied) and collecting benefit checks I spend on excellent cuts of meat and organic fruits and veggies that i prepare myself.

it seems that your skin color is actually a hindrance for you in this age, i can acquire your wealth, your job, your girl all simply by flaunting my black masterrace skin and doing 60%, maybe 70% of what you will slave to do. and i get just the same benefits and probably a happier life watching you run in your hamster wheel. you need to post on here to sate your ego, insulting the people who have had you under their sociological boot your whole life. you know you can't touch us white boi

we are kangz
238 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 07:54
>>237
On the contrary my poor wellfare collecting brother of society, i just had a flash of light hit me this evening when celebrating this b e a utifull woman who is going to be my future wife how priviligded i am and how little the black people of the world contribute. My work is my hobby, so there is no hamsterweel, just me getting smarter and richer and having more fun while thriving and having zero worries and giving zero fucks, becos the world is simply mine
239 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 08:46
>>233
lol thats the beauty of it. you have it all yet your fuckhole has suicide rates through the roof. clearly that materialistic bullshit and tall genes are meaningless when you have a weak will and mind
240 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 09:53
>>233
Enjoy your life fellow privileged white man, the only reason people like us don't have negro slaves is that we are born a little too late. how i would love to rape my negro maids and kick the shit out of my negro workers every day just for daring to look me in the eyes. ah. feels good to be white .
241 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 10:11
>>239
we are visionaries and geniuses, we do not settle for less, its kinda all or nothing, without my kinda people this world would still be 1820. Just the other day i was having a discussion with a close relative to Niels Bohr (yep the guy that practically invented the atomic bomb to make it simple) about how little the generations from south and east contributed to the part of the world hat is ours. we agreed on negative constructive participation, these monkeys are pulling us backwards
242 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 10:16
>>233
your up
Stopped reading
243 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 10:44
>>239
realy you did...without noticing the word nigger ? cant stop ya...but let me guess, your an amerifat?
244 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 10:54
>>233 Fake and most obviously gays...well played
245 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:16
>>244
it is, 100% real, although prolly rare on textboards, but i did spend alot of time here while studying and i guess somewhat of a bad habit now remains.
246 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:21
>>243
Yes, what is your point?
247 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:25
>>233
What's the stats for wearing such a crown? Can't find your father?
248 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:37
>>246
niggers, i was looking for a statement how does it feel knowing the life you have been given is going to be wasted on drinking cheap liquor and for some ( maybe alot) smoking crack, why dont you just end yourself, wy the fuck are you wiaitng till you die a painfull slow death, why not just eat a bullet. why dont overnments around the world just fucking rat poision areas that are massive wholes of social degenerates, we know here your live...i guess my point is, there is simply not enough to go around, so we need to cut of the dead weight.
249 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:39
>>233
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

Clearly you are not Scandinavian.
250 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:50
>>249
i am 100% scandinavian, the jantelaw belongs in the 90's
251 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:55
all niggers deserve to die its a kidness to them
252 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 11:59
>>251
a quick ad painful death, yes. Why not, they are waisting full lifes on shit, 98% of them, polluting the environment shortening the lifespan of a healthy earth...just so they can smoke crack and sip watermelons, come on...they need to be offed
253 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:02
>>250
oh btw, i purchased a 11k€ engangement ring for my now fiance. My Maserati was 220k€, i payed i cash. how do you like that /lounge/ ?
254 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:13
>>233
ooh I am so upset by all this bait
255 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:40
>>254
the only solution is an hero, are you going to life stream it?
256 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 12:56
>>253
You'll be broke and in debt soon again, don't worry.
257 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:04
>>256
why is that, you dont think i got things balanced.i have income from numerous sources coming in each quarter, realy, i have and equivalent to a doctors degree, going through a total of 22 years of school, do you think i will let my self sink into debt? you need to light that glasspibe up again
258 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:13
>>233
how many kids have you made? Snakker du norsk?
259 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:16
Not 1 single useless nigger who has the power to look inside and bring something useful to the this plate?
260 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:18
Are all Scandinavians such illiterate liars?
261 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:22
>>258
Snakker man scandi snakker man både norsk, dansk og svensk
262 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:26
>>233
mum wants to use the computer now
263 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:29
>>262
you only have the one? is it one of them "help niggers participate in the world cos their useless on their own, welfare build from shit" 38$ boxes?
264 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:34
rich white people > useless niggers
265 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:41
Maserati time fuck faces ;)
266 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:46
Daily reminder that Ross William Ulbricht is serving a life sentence for creating a website.
267 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 13:58
>>266
No he isn't he's serving it for facilitating drug deals and supposed assassinations while making an enormous profit off this proceedings.
268 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 14:03
The only thing he (allegedly) did was providing a marketplace. Life imprisonment. Without parole.
269 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 14:10
>>266
....A website that enabled murder, drug sales and a complete bypass of traditional currency.

he was a fucking greedy cunt.
270 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 14:23
>>268
A market place to sell narcotics, which is a crime, conspiracy to sell narcotics. He then hide how he obtained his revenue, also a crime, money laundering.
271 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 14:28
272 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 14:47
>>271
I still think it'll be a tory landslide. Corbyn has alienated too many with his IRA sympathising and Trident hating policies
273 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 15:05
>>271
my thoughts are you shouldn't be shitting up /lounge/ threads with boring politics
274 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 16:01
>>271
You can keep fooling yourself but Labour will still lose by 10% +/- SD so take your boring shit to /newpol/ where it belongs
275 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 16:03
>>271
the call for an election is fucking bullshit

May should have negotiated Brexit before this. She knows she's the only one capable of doing this, and is a cunt to call an election now, compromising national security and stability for Tory dominance. It was the wrong fucking time for an election.

That said, I'm not voting Labour. Imagine Diane Abbot negotiating Brexit, being in charge of budgets and immigration. Would be as bad as having Ty from AFTV trying to pass GCSE Maths
276 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 16:08
>>275
Rude!
277 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 17:16
>>276
go back to sleep and hope that you don't wake up nigger
278 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-21 21:57
>>277
Tsk. Loutish and unloungelike behaviour.
279 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 00:58
>>278
Serious question here, I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow but I only have an extension cord to hang myself from 2 meters high (I'm 1.78 manlet I know) will this be enough or are there other painless methods to kill myself inside my apartment? Also I'm not american so no guns to do it quickly.
280 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 02:12
>>279
do a bunch of coke and shoot up a school.
281 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 03:26
>>279
Find a bigger height. If momentum isn't enough to snap your neck instantly, your death will be really shitty
282 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 06:14
>>279
Why tomorrow? Today is a nice day to die.
283 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 07:59
>>279
Spend some money on drugs and overdose.
284 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 08:08
>>279
Livestream it
285 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 09:18
Elon Musk

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk

Will this man go down in history as one of the most important to ever exist?
286 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 10:16
>>285
Sure, if he stops talking about doing things and actually completes a project that proves to be viable in the long run.
287 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 11:09
>>286
He was able to successfully get a rocket to return to cape Canaveral... do you have any idea how big that is?
288 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 11:27
>>285
In the future when people realize how important he is, yes.
>>286
He has actually successfully re-landed and re-lunche a rocket, or maybe thats his goal atm
289 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 11:35
>>288
he said we should be taking our first mission to mars in 10-15 years... thats pretty exciting shit
290 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 11:44
>>287
If that's the case and it work's out to be cheaper then that's pretty fucking awesome.
I'm rooting for him don't get me wrong, I'm just sceptical.
291 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 11:47
>>289
Last time i heard that i was in 3rd grade. Whenever i hear someone say mars in 10-5 years its hard to believe. I just want to see someone do that shit. Thats was big moment in human history and being alive for that would be amazing.
292 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 12:06
>>290
just to give you an idea... elon musk wasnt even launching rockets 10 years ago.. and he was the first to ever develope the concept of re-usable rockets. Now his company does private contracts for nasa and other huge telecom companies. What this man has done in such a short amount of time is what I find incredible. not to mention he also developed basically the future of cars. and self sustain energy.
293 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 12:20
>>285
he also fucked Amber Heard which is a huge success for the nerd community. We all know who Mark zuckerberg ended up with :/
294 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 12:34
>>291
the problem they always faced was money. a rocket cost a shitload of money and to do a mission to mars you would need ALOT of launches... so thats why the technology of re-usable rockets is what was keeping us from doing a mission like that... he solved that problem last year
295 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 13:11
>>287
he was able to successfully get a rocket to return to cape canaveral...
He didn't, the engineers did. He just proposes old ideas that weren't feasible in the past due the tech required and his engineering team does the hard job of figuring out if it's feasible or useful at all, with some of them being dead ends. Still, I'm not against people proposing new ideas, even if they don't work the knowledge gained from them makes us advance.
The hyperloop for example is based on a concept almost a century old, and it's still unknown if it'll be feasible to do such a thing.
He has great ideas though and a good perspective of future, energy production will probably move from giant power plants to individual homes that can store the energy they produce and maybe share it between neighbors creating a local energy distribution network, I think his powerwall thing and his solar roof tiles are a neat idea and it has proven cheaper than being connected to the grid.
296 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 13:17
>>294
yeah, because when we send a rocket at the moment, we get rid of most of the rocket in space. Thats just wasted materials. The problem we have to face now is how to go faster than we can now. What i remember reading was why would we go now if in the future we can go faster and waste less time. Sorry little drunk/high so it could be difficult to understand.
297 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 13:47
>>295
When I say Elon Musk I am talking about his entire organization... This concept was never even thought of by Nasa or any other government on this planet... I am giving him credit because he thought of the idea... when you think of Apple, you think of Steve Jobs... was he the programmer behind Apple no... but it was his idea.. So i fully give elon musk full credit
298 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 13:51
>>297
This concept was never even thought of by Nasa or any other government on this planet...
To be fair the amount of technology that it takes to stabilize a rocket is quite high, and wouldn't have been possible until a decade ago.

Steve Jobs was good at marketing, he wasn't a revolutionary inventor or anything like that. He just knew how to sell overpriced products.
299 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 13:56
pays over $400k for interviews with mainstream media
Oh yes you must be so special
Just spouts random shit that shes going to do, and then uses the money from the government to pay thousands of engineers to figure it out for him.
"we are making solar panels that are 90% efficient and cost nothing"
spends the next 3 years coming up with jack shit, and distracts people with self driving car
300 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 14:08
>>295
I agree that Musk has a bit too much of a cult of personality thing going on, but he's actually more than just an ideas man. The guy does actually really know a ton about the engineering and business side of things, which is a rare combo.

He also works his ass off. I work some crazy hours at SpaceX and Musk is around all the fucking time.

>>299
"we are making solar panels that are 90% efficient and cost nothing"
Things that never happened the post.
301 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 14:39
i think yes
it might be true that his engineers do most of the work for him but he has great ideas and he is very very ambitious and he spends a lot of time working as well.
but i think that the most important thing about him is that his company do the things we really need in our global civilisation, like solar power, his gigafactorys and the reusable rockets
and i agree with him>>300
302 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 15:20
He's gonna be like Thomas Edison or similar. In 100 years, people will say he invented electric cars, rockets and shiet.

He's cool. I'm really glad he exists and does what he does. Some people overrate him, like he's an absolute genius, but that's understandable.
303 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 17:20
Is it possible for two people to be happily married and remain faithful?

I feel as though, if two people are genuinely happily married, one or both are cheating. And if both are faithful, one or both are unhappy.

I am speaking in terms of monogamous marriage. Or is an open marriage, OR a marriage in which one or both partners secretly cheats, the only true way to have a successful marriage?
304 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 18:26
>>303
I feel as though...

Okay, but you're wrong.

Yes, it is possible for two people to be married and faithful and still be happy. Just because a lot of people aren't, it doesn't mean it's not possible. It just means a lot of people marry somebody they're not suited for.
305 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:57
>>304
It's the same. Life sucks either way.
But at least im not a loser am i right?
Im not.
306 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 07:13
Tonight I was at the Richard Dawkins event in Boulder Colorado where annabelle gurwitch was speaking with him. I've watched countless Dawkins talks and all of them were damn good. Gurwitch, however, was a fucking terrible host. She constantly interrupted Dawkins when he wasn't talking about the liberal progressive agenda and steered him towards only talking about that. Dawkins must have said 20 - 30 times that "he isn't qualified to talk about this" as he is a biologist and would like to talk about that, however, she, and eventually the crowd during the Q & A, just constantly talked about how Trump sucks and how everyone is the room is better than everyone else because they are more progressive. It was fucking disgusting and Dawkins was visibly confused as to why he was even in the room. I was confused why he was there as well. If Annabelle Gurwich wants to have a liberal progressive feminist jerk fest don't do it on the time I paid to come here Dawkins speak about science!

TL;DR
annabelle gurwitch is a fucking liberal progressive cuck and she ruining Dawkin's talk in Boulder, CO tonight...
307 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 07:33
>>306
Tell me about your relationship with your mother, OP.
308 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 08:12
>>306
Frankly, OP, I am confused as to why you were there.
Are you some sort of atheist fanboi?
309 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 08:53
>>307
Perfectly fine. Have any real opinions to contribute?
310 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-23 09:17
>>306
KYS you fedora retard your kind isn't welcome here!
311 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 09:42
>>308
Just like science and scepticism. Dawkins taught me how to think for myself when I was young and I've always looked up to him for that. I had the chance to see him speak so I took it.
312 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 09:49
>>310
Let k bud. I don't own a fedora and have a fairly successful life in most respects. Love the deflection though.
313 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 09:53
>>311
He's a prick tho, kinda

Aside from the fact that I'm sure he's a really fucking smart guy in his field, he ain't exactly a role model, unless you wanna be a biologist.
314 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-23 09:57
>>311
Dawkins taught me how to think for myself
You cancerous neckbeard. KYS NOW!
315 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 10:03
>>313
He's a prick tho, kinda
Because he's angry that creationism is being taught as an "alternative theory" in classrooms? Yeah, what a prick.
316 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 10:15
317 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 10:24
>>307,310,312,314
Fuck these guys, >>306.

I'd be pissed too. I don't know what the trend is with /lounge/ and shitting on Atheism. Might as well shit on critical thinking.
Probably just trolling.
318 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 10:47
>>313
lmfao please quote me where I stated the reasons why I think he's a prick, clearly I missed where I said it was because "he's angry that creationism is being taught as an "alternative theory"", I'll wait on that bruh
319 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 11:08
>>318
When you don't give reasons for your statements, we can only make assumptions. Enlighten us as to why Richard Dawkins is a prick.
320 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 11:49
>>317
I wasn't shitting on atheism, I was shitting on his vitriolic misogyny.
321 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 12:04
>>315
People with imaginary friend who tell others that their imaginary friend will burn and torture them f-o-r-e-v-e-r for the crime of being rational...........good christians.

People who point out that having an imaginary friend is irrational..........pricks.

Religiotard "logic"
322 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 17:05
Lilly Conspiracy

I met a retired doctor last night. He told me that there was already a cure for cancer and aids. But they where being held back by the Lilly Corporation, and that he could get killed by their assassins.He didn't seem crazy until this came up.

Anyone else ever heard of this?
323 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 17:14
>>322
Why would they keep the cure for cancer, if they don't want it to be available for the people. It's a risk for them to keep it around and let people alive who know about this. I think it's pretty unrealistic.
324 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 18:11
>>322 bull shit story aside, my father as well as a few friends of mine are oncologists and I was speaking with one of them when we came to the conclusion that if we ever discovered a fool proof, 100% certain cure for cancer that would lead to thousands out of a job and Christ knows how many billions of dollars of lost revenue.

Chemotherapy seems to be steadily rising in success over the past decade or so, so if a definitive cure actually existed, it wouldn't make much sense to keep pouring money into chemo and radiation research.

But, yea, the whole "A cure exists in a vial somewhere behind a vault" sounds too James Bond-ish to be real, but stranger things have happened.
325 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-24 05:26
326 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-24 08:52
>>325
Used to do that shit all the time as a kid. Exploring abandoned or in progress construction sites in Russian industrial time is nostalgia fuel
327 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-24 13:56
>>325
adrenaline
seeing where homeless smoke meth, shoot heroin, and defecate

some of the things you see are almost magical.
seeing where homeless smoke meth, shoot heroin, and defecate

Stop trespassing and get a life, faggot
328 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:13
shy bairns get nowt.
329 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-26 00:18
So my wife's cousin has two pits. One large 90lb, and a female like 60 or 70lbs. He keeps them in a cage inside of a garage, I would say, for nearly 20-22 hours a day. I hear them cry all the time.

I want to call him out on it but I don't want to be rude. What could I do, or say?

One thing that is pushing me to do this too, is that my car is inside this garage and I can't fucking work on it with those mutts in there. I'm hoping someone who owns dogs or pits here has some words to share.
330 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-27 00:09
>>329
How's the trailer park life buddy?

I have plenty of my own land and mostly live independently. I get private garbage collection and water but that's it.

And if you heard my reasons for not paying taxes, you'd understand. I'm not giving money to the government that forced my grandfather to die in the Vietnam War. The government is filled with liars and murderers who see us as just disposable henchmen. Tax boys will not come here if they know what's good for them.
331 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 16:06
>>328
I agree that's hilarious.
332 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:50
Hey /lounge/, are there any other atheists that wish they were religious? I mean that in terms of how nice it would feel to have confidence in a god and faith. I wish I could feel like my problems are just part of a greater plan that god has for me.

The problem is, I just can't force myself to believe in religion. I have depression, PTSD, and general anxiety (I can elaborate if you're interested). I feel like if I was religous I could use my faith to motivate myself. Do any of you have any experience with this?

Open to advice and questions.
333 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 13:37
>>332
I was religious. Converted to Atheism. Tried going to church but hate it.

Elaborate a little more anon.
334 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 17:25
>>333
I used to go to church with my grandparents, but it was all in spanish (parents and grandparents didn't teach me) so I didn't understand it. I know a good bit about religion, which is why I don't believe in it.

About the mental issues, I was molested for a while when I was a kid and It's just had a lot of negative long term effects on me. I'm in therapy but I don't feel like I'm making and progress and I've been with this therapist for almost a year.
335 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 21:11
>>332
being religious (or ascribing to anything similar) and enjoying it (at least, in my experience and observation) comes down to faith. If you don't have faith in your creedo, you are wasting your time. Forcing yourself to be "religious" doesn't help anything. If you don't know of anything that inspires faith/commitment/awe in your very being, don't waste your time with it, look for something else. Look for what answers your questions about life, what makes you feel like you have value. Beware of hypocrites and fanatics, both are terrible. Stay safe, and I hope you find something worth believing in.
336 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-13 00:59
I too miss the blissful ignorance of religion

when you believe in god you can excuse any evil as part of gods plan or eventually evening out somehow.
337 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-13 10:09
>>335
I try to find people that motivate me, but I'm incredible paranoid that everyone is out to manipulate me and use me, so I end up either distancing myself to the point of frustration, or doing what I'm afraid of to them.

inb4 edgy retard thinks he's cool and smart

>>336
That's exactly how I feel summed up.
338 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-13 19:19
>>336
it makes me feel horrible to know that it is my responsibility to look out for humanity since no god is watching, but I cant possibly help all of humanity since I am not a god
339 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 02:00
>>334
I think you should occupy your time with something like boxing or getting out to job. Start a routine, eat regularly, drink water and get some sleep.
340 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 04:47
>>335
Some good advice anon. Thank you.
341 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 07:33
>>336
Even though I am religious, I have never understood those who believe every little thing is "God's plan". Its a strange, infuriating dogma that seems to be a ready-made excuse so that they don't have to get up and do something about the crap state of the world.

I believe that the main purpose of the world is freewill, and we are judged on what we do with our freedom. If I don't do something with my freedom to make the world better, what use am I?
342 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 10:22
>>334
Try meds and keep going to the psychologist or fond a new one. Dude, 1 years isnt enough to undo extreme trauma. Its takes dedication, serious psychological help and possible the right med(s) and even time to start fixing things. Its not like you have ocd, you have (you said) PTSD and depression. Thats a bit more serious. As for the religion thing, we live and we die and the meaning of life is what we make it. We are like any other animal on this rock. We arent special, we just are a more evolved beings than animals.
343 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 13:09
>>339
I want to be healthy, and I appear healthy, but I'm actually fairly underweight. I get that routines and exercise are good for me, but it all comes down the the motivation again.

I play a lot of video games, and it helps to distract me, but I suppose I could try to find something else that could be more productive to occupy myself with.
344 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 15:56
>>343
Discipline>motivation
345 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 18:43
>>342
I'm on medication right now, and I don't know how common this is, but I have literally felt no change in anything while taking it. Granted it is a small dose.
346 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 21:29
Organized religion tends to distract you from the importance of the bible and its message. If you want true faith, forget about church and take 6 months to read the bible. Don't be discouraged if things dont make sense at first, but if you keep determined to find the truth, you will. The bible is made up of 66 books written by around 40 people over the space of about 3000 years. There is no other book that has been attacked so much but yet is the most available book worldwide. Some people will claim that its fake or stupid ect... but the bible doesn't need defending. Read it and you'll understand.
Good luck to you, my fellow truth seeking anon
347 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 00:16
>>344
Agreed
348 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 03:04
are you actually diagnosed with PTSD depression and anxiety by a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist?
349 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:13
>>346
I'm not sure I would call what I'm going through "truth seeking," but I get how majorities can manipulate and skew the original intent of something. Not the get political, but Black Lives Matter is in my opinion a very very prominent example.
350 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 05:51
>>346
which bible? its been updated and rewritten so many times!

i like the new testament but the old testament is out f date and unsuited for our times

btw im an athiest
351 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 06:25
>>348
Yeah, man.
I did an approximately 4 hour psychological evaluation.
352 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 07:32
>>335
You could be a preacher Anon. I wish I could preach but I'm a degenerate. I least I'm not a cuck tho
353 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 07:59
>>341
Anon, I'm not religious but there is this religious immigrant girl that I met and I really really like her. She says that everything that happens in her life is god's will. She's actually illegal here in the US (inb4 u hv to go back) and can't drive, speak enough English or manage to succeed at a job because of both of those things. I've taken it upon myself to literally help her in as much as I possibly can by driving her to places including work and church for a very small fee, helping her learn English and assisting her with communicating at work more effectively. I even looked up information about immigration and how she can hopefully attain legal status, even went as far as to look up lawyers for her to speak to.

Gently I've cucked myself into being someone's bitch.
But instead of ever saying thank you or realizing that I'm literally backpacking her most of the way, all she says is that it's gods will.

I have no problems with religion, but how can someone that claims to walk with god be so...blind.
354 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 08:18
Life sucks, and this world is a nightmare.

The reason people seek religion is because they are too afraid of this truth to acknowledge it soberly.

You should be proud to not be a mindless sheep.
355 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 08:30
>>346
It is true that the bible has been 'updated' over the years, and some translations have even added or removed entire books. While the language has been changed, the vast majority of bibles still hold gods message. Its very important to check the translation methods of the bible you want to read, as some are clearer then others. Good examples are King james verson, New world translation, American standard.
Also, i understand what you mean about the old testament being 'outdated'. Being the promised messiah, jesus reformed true worship so it was achievable for all people worldwide instead of just tribal judah but there are definitely lessons we can learn from the Israelites. Although not 100% applicable to Christians today, its still a very important part of the bible
356 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 08:33
>>353
Do you get to fuck the shit out of her? Please say yes. And also, is she Mexican specifically? I hate illegal Latinos, as i am a legal one
357 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 08:41
>>332
Odin All Father asks that you defend the folk. Your beliefs are your own problem.
358 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 09:21
>>332
You could research European paganism, it's a scientific worldview and the gods in the pantheon are not the same as "God" in the Abrahamic faiths, they're more representations of natural phenomenon. Funny enough, I do see atheists dabble a bit in paganism every now and then.
359 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 14:01
My political stance stems from self interest. I voted democract my entire life, however if I had won the 20 million lottery I would have voted Trump.
360 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-06-21 23:41
>>359
No worries mate, we need to look after eachother, in these 6 years I've spent here and all the shit I've seen I learned to either post properly or just fucking lurk YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGGOTS, GO LURK MOAR FOR FUCKS SAKE, THIS IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF PROPERLY
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Godspeed my friends
361 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 17:54
Trump is a fucking GOD. He does what he says, and says what he means, he's the perfect antidote for the bleeding heart Liberals of the World. Love the UK.
362 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 04:49
When I was 15 years old I was surfin the web and came across a website selling lasers, like you know those lasers that could like, burn paper and light matches. I wanted one real bad but 11 years ago they sold for like $3,500 (now they're like $99) so I snatched a credit card out of a wallet that was sitting next to the computer in the guest room and just bought one without thinking. Well it showed up at our doorstep about 2 weeks later, after I had forgotten about it. My dad got the package and opened it and proceeded to beat my ass for like a week straight. Well, when he figured out whose card I used for it he got even more pissed. The gentlemen is a retired air force officer and was banking through a federal credit union. Who, when approached with the problem, wanted to press serious charges over the matter. So my father had to pay the money back to them and also return the product. So in the end I got about a month worth of ass beatings and was scared to go home after school all because I had this obsession with lasers and didn't stop to think before I acted. I still get shit for it to this day.
363 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 13:10
>>362
Not too bright huh... :D
364 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 18:44
>>363
at least im not gay
365 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-26 03:04
You stole a retired veterans credit card to buy a military grade laser pointer you fucking dumb head ass
366 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:24
>>365
i stole ur moms credit card to buy her a dildo for her birthday haha
367 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 04:05
>>363
I thought it was funny, Anon.
368 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:25
>>362

This is one of the most autistic stories I've read in a bit. gg, anon
369 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 14:26
>>366
nice dubs friend :^)
370 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 15:14
>>366
when I was 15 years old
So you did this last year?
371 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 15:27
11 years ago
so you did this last year

Anon confirmed for no reading comprehension
372 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 17:24
"You see that guy over there? He thinks islam is a religion of peace."
373 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-28 21:52
And if you don't agree that it's a religion of peace, a piece of you ends up over there, another piece ends up over here...
374 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-29 18:52
Hello I'm back.
375 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-30 17:52
>>374
I was, now I'm not.
376 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-01 21:28
>>375
Is not, was not.
377 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 20:53
I plan on ruining someone's life and killing them
give me the best advice on how to do it
also torture things are greatly appreciated
378 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 08:14
>>377
wow such edge omg do u go on lounge i have hurd that place is full of psychos
379 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 20:15
>>378
school has ended, so i go to the boke racks to grab my bike
bend down to tie shoe
stand up
upstanding african american gentleman is looming above me
"You got a dolla man?"
say no
"You sure you ain't sayin' that just so i'll leave?"
yeah
"I'm not so sure, nigga."
4 of them are now surrounding me
one unzips my bag
he has aquired my wallet
i may only have five cents bur that's my damn five cents
i have carried a homemade tazer with me for two years
never tested it on a human being before
the time has come
slam it into wallet-holding niggy's arm
screamsofpain.jpg
he fals to the pavement
the three others run off
inspect his arm
mfw it melted his fucking flesh
get on bike and gtfo
get suspended next day

Fucking niggers, man.
380 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-09 00:02
>>379
I once got suspended for a fucking prank call.
381 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-09 13:56
>>379
Did the niggers get suspended???
382 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-10 03:50
383 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-10 12:31
What's worst? Communism or Liberalism?Both are shitty ideologies one that destroyed entire nations,the other that is destroying them right now as we speak.
What's worst? Libtard or Commie?
384 Name: Anonymous 1974-10-02 19:41
>>383
Since communism was proven to not work due to corruption its worse. Liberalism can't hurt anything, only retarded extremists.
385 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-11 02:25
>>384
I really hate when people say a government's economic system is proven not to work every governmental system works until it doesn't every government in history has fallen at one point or another in fact even the USA will fall one day and when that happens no one's going to say your capitalism it didn't work no it's just going to be that that country couldn't withstand the test of time like so many others before it like every other one before it
386 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-11 10:45
Liberalism literally created every great western nation or made them what they are today. Would you rather be living under a king over the current state of things?
387 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-11 19:05
You misspelled Neo-conservative
388 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-12 06:12
>>383
What's worse is an idiot who doesn't know when to use the word "worse" or "worst."
389 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-12 17:19
>>386
Trannies, homosexuals, niggers leeching off welfare, Mexicans, and feminists help grow western nations?? lol ok
390 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-13 15:34
>>383
Define liberalism
391 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 05:00
Why do Liberal trust Fake News? Why are Liberals so delusional and obsessed with watching fake news? You lost the biggest election and then 5 smaller congressional ones.Is this hard for you to accept?
392 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 07:21
>>391
I need two favors from you:
1. List the sources you trust
2. List the sources that are fake according to you
393 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 08:52
>>392
inb4 Breitbart
394 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 09:50
No news source is unbiased. CNN actually used to be the closest thing to an unbiased major news network we've had but they've gone insane since Trump got elected.

SO

If that's fake news I don't know what the hell isn't.
395 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 12:55
>>393
inb4 infowars
inb4 fox
396 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 16:00
>>394
and look at what the Orange Man and his family call reality.

-Orange jr never met with any russian lawyer ever.
-ok, he met with a lawyer about adoption law but it was just him and only for a minute.
-ok, he met with the lawyer, who he was told was acting for the russian gov, but it was still about adoption.
-ok, he met with the russian lawyer/agent specifically to receive unlawful political support and/or stolen information. Also be brought two other guys who have been claiming they knew nothing about any of this the whole time.

When reality and truth mean nothing to these people it is hard to imagine what they must think is 'fake' or 'real'
397 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 19:05
Creating fake news and fake stories isn't making ''fun off''. It's being liar and fraud.And Liberals are experts in that.
398 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 22:11
>>395

inb4 I self research all my news
399 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 01:16
>>397
the irony is that a term fake news came from the conservatives on top of that alternative facts came from them to
400 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 04:21
>>398
inb4 self research meaning looking at youtube videos
401 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:26
>>397
Cry more faggot
402 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 10:31
>>399
False. Fake news was invoked by the Clintons when pizza gate was going on involving them. And alternative facts is actually a legit term used in court when two sides are presenting contradicting evidence.
403 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 13:37
>>391
Most liberals are brainwashed sjw.
Not a good argument but still. Socialism is a damn cancer in this world just like religion is. I have a feeling that the plans of those damn "elites" will succeed unless people will finely wake up.
Europe is a damn dump.
404 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 16:05
>>391 Libtards don't really have anything.They basically are surviving on fake news and lies.Without them it would literally be nothing
405 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 17:19
>>391
This is bait. There are no Liberals in the United Snakes.
406 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 19:47
>>391
Libtards are surviving on fake news.They lost Elections Congress and Senate.

Democrat party would collapse without MSNBC and other media.
Lies are literally the only thing Libtards have it's pathetic it's sad.
407 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 21:19
>>406
This is what you say when your president has a 30% approval rating.
408 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 21:57
>>407
Fake news!!!!!!! His approval just hit 233%
409 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 23:15
>>407
Who told you that he has a 30% approval rating? The same people who said clinton was so far ahead in the polls she doesn't even need to debate Trump?
410 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-16 00:28
Trump was a message that the American people won't play by the political rules anymore. If you're not willing to give us a person possessing empathy, accountability and with a genuine rapprot with the people, we'll elect the turds you hate until honest, good politicians are a choice again. This train just started, friend.
411 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 12:39
BICYCLE, BICYCLE, I WANT TO STEAL A BICYCLE
412 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 18:13
>>411
Some faggot stole my BMX while I was getting my allergy medicine.. sigh.
413 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 23:47
>>411
It's my running dog, CJ
414 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:18
every girl in the world has a dick
everything else is the same, they're still just as sexually submissive, etc.
it's been like this for your entire life and you've known no other reality.

If straight, do you think you would be attracted to girl's dicks in this situation, having grown up in a world where a cock is a normal part of female anatomy? Or would you simply see them as a non sexually-exciting part of the female body? Like her forearms or something.

discuss
415 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 13:32
I have a 2TB external HDD I use for storage and backups, and for some reason it only lets me use 866GB of space, leaving all the rest into 2 Unallocated Spaces.

Can I combine these unallocated spaces with my allocated volume without having to format or lose files? I can't move the files off the drive for backup/storage, this is my only drive bigger than 320GB.
416 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:26
Yes, you can.
That also looks closer to a 3TB drive.
417 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:46
>>415
Can I combine these unallocated spaces with my allocated volume without having to format or lose files?

Yes.

Did you buy the drive like that?
418 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 17:20
>>415
Since one of the unallocated partitions is before the other partitions, you'll need a third party program to combine that one as Windows doesn't allow it.
419 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 01:41
You all assumed I was safe here in my room.
420 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 20:12
421 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-21 23:55
This thread is full of roody-poo shits, your all banned.
422 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 01:52
>>421
But, you're not a mod. You have absolutely no authority here.
423 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-22 03:47
>>422
Is too!
424 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 20:21
>>421

Edgelord communicating from his parents spare room confirmed
425 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 17:09
test
test
test
testtest
hello
426 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:22
>>425
the illusion of knowledge is the most dangerous thing in the world anon
you think you have an innate knowledge for knowing the truth behind posts? It's a bit of text on an anonymous text board, pretty much the bare requirement for communicating something and you're saying you see what's really going on? yeah ok that's what people say about texting too.
427 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 22:04
W O R L D W I D E
428 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:31
>>423
I looked you up on Twitter you bald faggot you look like Quentin Tarantino got raped by Sloth from the Goonies. But Tarantino and Sloth have some defected gene each that doesn't match, so it really fucks things up in the womb. You're born 28 months into the labour and the doctors hack your siamese twin to death but you escape.
429 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:47
>>428
Just looked up SuperFratBoyExtreme and found him going by the name planxtafroggie now, so SFBE you look like the autistic lovechild of Peyton Manning's & Megamind's foreheads.
430 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 05:41
What's the best way to dispose of a dead body?
431 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 08:12
>>430
Going out into the woods and burying it? You know... people live in rural areas. The people who live out there will call the cops about a strange car in the middle of the night being in the area.

When I was younger and used to booze around with friends we got the cops called on us out in the middle of nowhere cause some house waaaaay far away saw our headlights.

What would be the best way to dispose of a dead body? I'd say just toss it into a body of water. I heard about a guy who committed suicide by jumping into a river and his body was never found, apparently it went out to the ocean and got ate by fish or whatever.

That's what those mafia guys did and they were professional criminals hahaha.
432 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 10:21
Guys I have fucked Sarah Silverman.

https://i.imgur.com/W463uHr.jpg

Just look at her.. You know you'd do it to fuck her and leave her. Make her a lonely bitch
433 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 11:11
>>432
was the sex any good?
434 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 11:29
>>433
Yes, mostly because she demands much

I remember one time she showed me this video of her being Fucked the ever loving hell out of a black guy that had a tower for a dick..
I wasn't sure if she was trying to turn me on or just fuck with my mind
435 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 08:49
Nice weather today.. sunny with some clouds..
436 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 18:45
>>433
bꙬbs, bꙬbs, bꙬbs
437 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 07:24
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
438 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 07:30
I've been a good doggy woggy, maybe I need a treaty weaty? Maybe a punishment wunishment? I like it when daddy puts a colly wolly and leasy weashy on me and makes me worship his dicky wicky like the dumb animal I am. Especially his cummy wummies, I love it when daddy gets all sticky icky.
439 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 11:12
We all have pests that want to take our hard earned dollars. How do you keep it safe? I buy a chess/checkers set and empty the checker pieces out of its bag and put my money there. After closing it up, I hide the entire set in my closet.
440 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-08-11 13:15
>>439
My name is Sean.
I suck dick on the 2nd floor.
441 Name: [email protected] 2017-08-12 06:14
this just happened

walk into bathroom
need to piss
commence
get idea unrelated to pissing
trying to get the biggest burp
forcefully swallow a bunch of air
mildpain.jpg
swallow more air
continue pissing
swallow agian
feel rumbling in bowels
they're unhappy
the rumbling starts at the top of my torso, then goes down
all the way down
feels like all the contents of my bowels are being moved towards my ass
rumbling and movement stops
massive fart
finish pissing

mfw either the air pushed all the contents of my stomach down a few inches forcing a fart or the air passed through my lanky body and out my ass in a matter of seconds
442 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-14 02:17
Asses you would have no problem licking. I'll start here ( https://i.imgur.com/4GkXRIN.jpg ).
443 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-14 10:39
>>442
Those flaps have seen some action.
444 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 15:26
Is Facebook becoming unpopular?
Why else would they start advertising?
https://i.imgur.com/IUFycwZ.png
445 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-16 19:18
>>444
Like someone with internet access doesn't already know about shitbook. I hope zucc dies and takes with him all cancerous social media
446 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-18 11:35
How much does it matter to you that your kids are biologically your own?

Honestly, I'm a big sucker for hotwife impregnation (letting another guy knock her up instead of me).
Morally, it seems a bit bad, but maybe not.

This is why I'd do it only for the first child, the rest would be biologically mine.

Is this fucked?
Do genes really matter?
447 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-19 15:22
>>446
Hang yourself and please do it on stream.
448 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-20 19:09
>>447
I second this
449 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-21 22:56
>>446
You are what is wrong with our culture. You are a soy boy that is a subfag. You are below a fag.
450 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 02:43
>>447
this
451 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 06:30
>>447
This
452 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 10:17
>>449
I am actually not, I just have a kink.
I know this is hard to prove online, but I must say it.
453 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 14:04
>>447
fpbp as always
454 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 17:51
>>446
Might seem kinky now. Wait until you have some other dude's kid's diapers to change and snot to wipe off his face

Oh, and his education to pay for
455 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 21:38
>>446
I myself have nothing genetically beneficial to offer the gene pool so, as far as that's concerned, I'd almost prefer to not raise my own seed.

However the notion that my wife and my own life would be permanently entangled with the dude that got her pregnant makes it an absolute impossibility.
456 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-30 01:25
>>454
But that's the point, embracing the kid as family (which he/she actually is).
457 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-31 05:13
>>455
How would it be entangled with him?
You cm find a guy online, pay half of his plane ticket and have him sign a contract.
Yes, I've met guys online who want to breed so bad that they'd fly to you from far away.
458 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 08:59
>>455
If you get a woman pregnant, you have something to offer the gene pool, by definition

That's how natural selection works
459 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:46
How much does it matter to you that your kids are biologically your own?

Totally depends on whether or not you can handle it, and you really won't know until it actually happens and you're in the situation.

Two of my three aren't biologically mine. Doesn't matter to me in the least.
460 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 16:34
If you're not going to reproduce and are okay with
the idea of someone else knocking up your wife,
if you won't fight for the right to reproduce, you're
a biological dead end. Kill yourself and don't
reproduce at all.
461 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-04 20:21
Two of my three aren't biologically mine.
How did that happen?
462 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 00:08
>>447
This. Please kill yourself >>446
463 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 03:55
>>461
She was a single mom of one before I met her.

Had one together after we got married.

Then an accident while fooling around with some friends of ours.
464 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 07:42
>>446
why dont you raise my kids then whiteboi
we could use the financial aid cracka
465 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:29
>>463
Describe the accident please.
>>464
No, the kid has to look like me to avoid all of the bullshit.
466 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-10 15:16
>>447
agreed.

Any children thrust into my life without my DNA will likely meet mysterious and tragic circumstances.
467 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-11 19:06
>>465
Nothing all that crazy.

My wife and her best friend are really close and have known each other long before I met her.

She and my wife had shared guys before, including me.

Her friend got married. We'd swing and fool around. Wife got pregnant.
468 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 22:53
>>467
So how dod you all react to it?
Did you know immediately, or some DNA test confirmed it?
469 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-14 02:40
>>468
As soon as we found out she was pregnant we knew.

Neither of us were really upset or angry about it. We thought about her ending the pregnancy for a little bit, but finally decided we weren't comfortable with that.

The guy knows and is super cool about it all. All agreed we'll tell her when she's old enough.
470 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 06:28
>>446 Good thought... but you got it backwards.
!st kids must be your own. then... get yout nuts cut. a vasectomy will silence your baby cannon. ANd let her free-range breed.
Insists upon multiple sperm donors wach month so you don't kbow who's kid it is. Yeah I know DNA tests but just DON'T!
We are on our third child. exciting times!.
471 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 10:15
>>457
How would it be entangled with him?
What do you mean? You want your wife constantly looking at you and her child and knowing that you aren't the child's real father? What about the child itself constantly knowing the same thing? The woman will want to have the real father in her life in some capacity and that goes triple for the child.
472 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 14:05
>>469
That's a really nice story. I find it inspiring for some reason.

>>470
The reason I want someone else to do it the first time is because then we don't have any kids.
I wanna have a lot of kids, and having guys come over to our house while kids are there... too much of a hassle.
473 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 17:53
if you could make any rule for cute college girls in order to satisfy your fetish, what would it be, and what's the punishment for not following it?

bonus points for having different punishments for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd offenses
474 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-19 21:40
>>473
I love this thread. Please post it ad nauseum.
475 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 01:27
Instead of fantasizing 1000 different ways to have sex with a girl how about working on yourself so that you can be the type of guy a girl can fall in love with? Enough with this degenerate perverted bullshit.
476 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 05:14
>>475
how about working on yourself so that you can be the type of guy a girl can fall in love with?
y?
477 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 09:01
>>474
>>475
What these guys said.

Also, my fetish is ballerinas, so the rule would be wear tights and a leotard. Punishment is wearing nothing at all.
478 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-24 12:49
My then gf and I were on the verge of breaking up. She was a real bitch but we had been together for 5 years and it was hard for me to actually end it. Anyway one day she really pissed me if so I decided to cheat on her with my best friend while she was at work. My gf hated this girl cause she believed guys and girls couldn't be just friends. She made me stop talking to her for about a year prior to this. I didn't care though. I wanted a piece of her real bad and I knew the feeling was mutual. We ended up hooking up that afternoon, and let me tell you she was kinky as fuck. She let me finish in her ass, and anal was one thing my gf refused to do. I could never even get a finger in without her flipping her shit. After we finished she headed home. Well my gf ended up getting off work early and made it home before I could clean up. I guess she was horny cause we started messing around a few minutes after she got home. She started by giving me head... So she ended up getting a taste of the ass of the girl she hated most in the world. To this day I haven't told her.
479 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-25 16:36
Me and friends end of term, we go to the pet shop i bought a fish brought him to watch spider-man homecoming at the movies, the after someone threw him on the roof, my friend shat on 2 cars and its funny to think about the owners reaction, but on the way home i shit on paper and smudge it on a kids doorstep i didn't like, next day he asked me about it all i said was it wasn't animal shit.
480 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-26 20:30
So i drove around town and in the freeway in my mask and i figured I'd fuck with some people. Instead, i was greeted with laughter, thumbs up, and all around good banter. It changed something in me. I was overjoyed with life and love. I texted my long time crush, a girl lightyears out of my reach. I asked her with spaghetti falling from every fucking pore in my body of awkwardness, what she would have said if i asked her out. She let me know she was seeing someone currently, but after asking again she said that the answer wouldn't have been no. So long story short, I now have a date.
481 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-28 00:17
>>480
Tl/dr guy does something stupid ends up asking crush out and getting a date. (In b4 greentext)
482 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 04:04
>>480
Congrats faggot

no go to a place that fixes people... a salon I think it's called, and order the works. confidence is built, not obtained. gl fag
483 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 07:50
Islam is spreading throughout the world and is increasingly overtaking Christianity as the dominant religion

How do you feel about that, faggot?
484 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-01 11:37
>>483
Fine. There will always be the simple and the easily led, flocking to religion as a cure all, or adopting it due to it's perceived cultural or social benefit, but give it a couple of hundred years and we should have grown out of it.
485 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-02 15:24
moon is made of sugar evil yeast got there and evolved now hes developing huge ion cannon to destroy earth how you feel about that humans
486 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-03 19:12
I have killed a lot of Muslims in my life. It felt really good, like I was cleansing vermin. Fuck yours Muhammed
487 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-04 22:59
Why aren’t we blowing up meca? I wanna know what’s inside.
488 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-06 02:46
>>486
That was not your life kid, that was call of duty
489 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-07 06:33
Only because those with common sense (Whites) are switching to the far superior atheistic routes
490 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-08 10:20
Your invisible friend is overtaking someone else's invisible friend. Congrats, you fucking mongoloid.
491 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-09 14:07
Israeli soldier here, killed multiple Muslims during 2 operations, felt good taking lives of useless and helpless dogs.
492 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-10 17:54
Muslims as a population have a massive inferiority complex, they are told that their religion is perfect, yet the infidels do everything better and live better than they do.

I just don't like them because of their stupid ideas about dogs. They think dogs are magically unclean and yet Western countries have universally higher hygiene standards and higher life expectancy than every single Muslim country. But we have dogs everywhere, in our houses, on our furniture, and even in our beds. Explain that you fucking hajjis.
493 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-11 21:41
i honestly don’t understand it, all holy books read like sci-fi novels. how does anyone still have faith in what they can’t see in 2017?
494 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-13 01:28
>>492
yeah and you have to clean up your dog's hair, shit, piss all the fucking time, not to mention the shoes, cables, furniture etc that they chew up
dogs are dirty as fuck, the fact that you clean up after them doesn't make them less dirty
495 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-14 05:15
The Muslim world will keep falling back technologically and economically behind the West and Asia and they will keep killing each others as their numbers keep growing.

If they become a serious threat, they have to face the West, China and Russia and will be crushed. We're not in WW1 anymore. Numbers are irrelevant today.
496 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-15 09:02
most people are retarded
religion is retarded
islam is the most retarded religion
makes perfect sense when you think about it
497 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-16 12:49
Someone being willing to starve there self while the sun is up because their book told them to is fucking hilarious.
Muslims are a walking punchline.
I'm glad they're everywhere tbh.
498 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-17 16:36
Not in a position of power
Elites as rich as other elites
At least they admit to trying to bomb embassies. Not this beta 'H..hey about Egypt bullying us, lets bomb Murica's embassy there and make them fight each other' shit. You can shoot a radicalized hadj. You can't shoot smoke and mirrors.
499 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-18 20:23
Well, I just think about Ottoman and how the allied didnt even want them on the team... Good luck :D
500 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-20 00:10
Feels great
get circumcised
establish sharia
no more fags and feminists
creat Protestant Muslims
secede from sand niggers
wage another 30 years war, triumphantly
501 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 03:58
Isn't that because civilized countries are having increased numbers of atheist, while Islam is mostly relevant in third world countries with zero tolerance for science or education?
502 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 07:45
they out breed us and continue to move to the west, it is alarming
503 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 11:32
Black cube, and two pillars, who's pulling the strings? I think Islam is not the problem.
504 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-24 15:19
>>483
The biggest growing group is the one of atheists, certainly not a backward religion like yours OP.

You deep moron. You epitome of idiocy.

In Europe we are soooo close to deport you massively. Give me some years and we will get there.
505 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-25 19:06
Preaching to the choir anon.
I've been jumped by them before in one of their "Sharia Law Zones'.
As soon as they're outnumbered though they shit theirselves and run.
506 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-26 22:53
>>505
There's a reason for this. They didn't go through for instance the enlightenment phase or the Renaissance period. Their whole being is based on tribal culture which rivals chimps in the jungle.

The problems in a country start when say 5% muslims are there, and they only increase with the increasing monkey population.
507 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-28 02:40
>>483 Muslim is on the rise because the west is slowly working out the religion is only a crutch left over from the datk ages when we didnt know shit, but we hang on to it because we are afraid of death.

In 50 years only the muslims will be clinging to the imaginary sky dad.
508 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-29 06:27
>>483

1. Poor uneducated people tend to have more children.
2. Poor uneducated people are much more likely to be religious for understanable reasons
3. As a society improves the living standard for its population birth rates drop, have dropped, are dropping now, and have always dropped even in ancient rome, aka if given the choice to not have children out of necessity, most people dont want to have 12 children.
(3.5 Birth rate is strongly correlated to child mortality with a delay of about 1 generation, this is true and has been true in the past. The average english woman in the late 1700s did have anywhere between 5-7 children, while ~2 made it to adulthood. With the onset of the industrialization and healthcare child mortality went down but birth rates took 1-2 generations to adjust, leading to england literally more than doubeling its population (aka what you people chimp about in afrikan countries right now)).
4. As living standards improve so does the acceptance of secular views (for many reasons but the improved sense of control over the own life and world is a big factor)
5. Across all ages birth rates seem to adjust to produce roughly ~2 surviving children.
6. The liberation of women leads to a massive increase in workforce and capacity for a country, but also obviously lowers birthrates as their own sucess is now in opposition to reproduction, this seems like a conflict of interest that is very much possible to resolve.

this is of course glancing over many other factors but tldr islam too will "die out" as soon as life in islamic countries significantly improves.
If it does not then they also do not pose a real threat. Birth rates of muslim immigrants are much higher because A) cultural latency B) what counts is percieved living standard, which is relative to the percieved average
C) if not properly assimilated cultures tend to congregate and echo chamber endlessly.

stop making these posts
509 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-30 10:15
>>483
Since my parents are muslim I feel great about it. Words like family and charity have a much higher value in islam. But christians are pure cancer. Good that they die out. This was always a war between jews (and their christian/western slaves (you)) and muslims.
510 Name: Anonymous 2017-10-31 14:02
>>506
TBF anon, the fact islam is not so much a religion but a way of life twists its followers.
Starving themselves.
Compulsory prayer.
They are hardline cultists.
511 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-01 17:49
>>508
individualism and the extremr left has been born. Look around what kind of monsters are walking around. This shit has nothing to do with education or your financial status. Your society is fucked up
2. Again, education doesn't really help against religious education. It's a mindset only a few can get rid of if they were being raised religiously. And if you look around, even highly educated people like Jordan Peterson can be religious
3. -> 1.
512 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-02 21:36
The Christians didn't cause the dark ages. It was caused by the fall of the Roman Empire by various barbarian tribes who sacked various parts of the empire, plunging Europe into the dark ages. There was no religion involved in the dark ages..... But do some research and look up who kept learning and science alive during that time. The answer will surprise you.
513 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-02 21:39
>>510
Well i agree with you, its more of an ideology than it is a religion, not to mention all large scale religions are cancer
514 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-04 01:26
>>483
it's the media distracting us from the actual fact that China is spreading throughout the world and increasingly overtaking everything
515 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-05 05:13
>>483
Islam contains the seeds of its own destruction.

It cannot offer equality to women - one half of its members. And when they realise that equality is possible, they will refuse to accept any religion that denies it.
516 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 09:00
>>506
Not true, 50 years ago the middle east was almost as modern and progressive as the west was at the time. But hey were ruled by pro west dictators and the people had enough. Unfortunately, the faction that got the most power in the revolutions were those that used a Muslim extremist view to scapegoat the west. By the time anyone realised that the clerics were taking a Hitler like rise to oppressive power it was too late. Even the royal family of Saudi is not extremist but they are allowed to stay in power by clerics that force them to be. For them it is an easy trade because they can live free and relatively progressive lives as billionaires if they just let the Wahhabi clerics abuse the peasants.
517 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-07 12:47
>>515
It will be interesting to see when the feminists turn against them.
518 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-08 16:36
>>517
feminists against Islam

You're both retarded. Feminists don't care about gender equality. They care about the destruction of western ideals and values.

Give women voting powers and in less than a generation they will vote for the importation of patriarchal 3rd world males and the "right" to kill their babies before they're born.

Any western man who supports these women is complicit in the gradual erosion of European values and consequently the destruction of the western way of life itself.

Islamists and feminists share a common goal.
519 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-09 20:23
I know a whole bunch of people who are Muslim, they make me my coffee and breakfast sammich at timmies every morning.

They work hard (not like neets)
They’re polite
They don’t try to kill me


Guess not all Muslims are bad eh? Kinda like how a crazy Christian cult leader didn’t mean all Christians are bad.
520 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-11 00:10
>>483
How do you feel about that, faggot?
I feel that Israel and the Jews brought off 9/11 to demonize Islam. Standard false flag event. Let's kill off all the Jews and see if Islam is still any kind of issue.
521 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-12 03:57
>>483

Feels good to see biblical prophecy come true because it means Jesus is coming back.

After Christians are taken up in the rapture, the anti-christ will reign as rule of the world for a while. He will be worshipped like a god and anyone who doesn't will have their head chopped off, just like with fundamentalist Islam.

But he will sign a peace treaty with Israel for 7 years, and then break it in 3 1/2 and have the rest of the world wage war on Israel just like an Islam ruler would.
522 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-13 07:44
>>483
Estimated number of people living in modern slavery in Muslim majority countries

Afghanistan 367,600 Albania 8,600 Algeria 248,300 Azerbaijan 45,000 Bahrain 6,400 Bangladesh 1,531,300 Bosnia-Herzegovina 17,800 Brunei 3,400 Burkina Faso 115,600 Chad 89,600 Djibouti 4,600 Egypt 572,900 Gambia 17,500 Guinea 80,500 Indonesia 736,100 Iran 495,300 Iraq 403,800 Jordan 42,900 Kazakhstan 81,600 Kosovo 5,400 Kuwait 18,200 Kyrgyzstan 27,700 Lebanon 28,700 Libya 70,900 Malaysia 128,800 Mali 110,200 Mauritania 43,000 Morocco 219,700 Niger 127,000 Oman 13,200 Pakistan 2,134,900 Qatar 30,300 Saudi Arabia 92,100 Senegal 78,700 Somalia 121,900 Sudan 454,700 South Sudan 139,400 Syria 257,300 Tajikistan 54,100 Tunisia 85,000 Turkey 480,300 Turkmenistan 15,800 United Arab Emirates 37,000 Yemen 303,200

Still working on:
Western Sahara
Palestinian Territories (yes it's majority Muslim)
Mayotte
Maldives
The Comoros

Muslim majority Islands in particular are hard to get information from.

They truly are a terrible people, with a terrible religion. Yes, I know, not all, but enough to let this happen, still, today! Don't forget, Arabs, invented the slave trade and though not Muslims at the time, what could be call proto-Arabs and or the people of the region do have the oldest record of systematic slavery known dating back to ancient Mesopotamia.

Slavery includes but is not limited to: forced marriage, forced labor, human trafficking, both woman and children, for work and sex, domestic servitude, bonded labor and old school chattel slavery in some parts of the world

All Muslim majority states end in strict inhuman laws (if there are any) and enslaved masses. They always have, they always will.

Signed, an ex-Muslim.

For comparison:

The US has an estimated 57,700 or 0.02% of a population of aprox. 320,821,000

United Kingdom has an estimated 11,700 modern day slaves, or 0.02% of the population. 64,856,000.
523 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-14 11:31
Mudslimes move in and take everything over
Skilled whites who can afford to leave their countries start migrating to Eastern European countries like Lithuania where the Mudslimes are only 0.1%
Economy starts picking up, more technological advancement and jobs for people, houses refurbished from grotty communist leftover estates to nice Western houses.
Mudslimes start implementing Sharia law in western countries, beheadings and public executions become the norm
The now-rich and militarily strong countries in Eastern Europe start talking about a new Crusade to free our white brothers in the West
Eastern European countries invade the West and Scandinavia, killing all the Mudslimes and driving them away
Europe becomes one single ethnostate, with its capital being in Eastern Europe
America joins us and gives up all their nuclear arms to us
We invade the rest of the world, stealing their oil supplies and enslaving them all
The White Race becomes the god-emperors of earth, with every other race having to show respect and subordination to us
Utopia
524 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-15 15:18
That's why research shows immigrants can't even handle the most menial jobs and unemployment under the ones that are here for over a year is like 3% in the netherlands

not to start about all the attacks and retarded jihadi's in the streets
525 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-16 19:05
As a Jew? Well that's a complicated one. Lots of nuance but the short answer is worried. Geopolitically and perhaps financially.
526 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-17 22:52
>>524
Immigrants are the hardest working motherfuckers there are because they are grateful for the opportunity to make a better life for themselves. When I hire immigrants they show up an hour early to work and I have to order them to take breaks because they wont stop working if I dont tell them to.

Think about it, if you grew up in a shithole with no opportunities and then had a chance to move to a land of plenty where you can work and get ahead would you get there, put your feet up and demand social assistance or would you seize that opportunity and finally make something of your life and give your kids a future?
527 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-19 02:39
>>526
You are thinking immigrants who actually apply for citizen ship

In the EU the immigrants that are fucking everything up came here since ±5/6 years ago and 95% of them are economic rags who don't add shit

You don't hear anyone complain about the real immigrant who wants to improve his life by becoming a useful addition. We have zero problems with Chinese people, Indonesian people who came here in the last 50 or more years
528 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-20 06:26
Honestly, I hate trans people and gender politics so bad that I'm willing to embrace Islam. Christianity is so cucked because their numbers are slipping that they won't call out gays and trannys anymore, rather they allow them to run the church. Because of this, and the overwhelming infiltration of Atheism by leftist nazi feminists and mentally ill soyboys I am willing to not only embrace Islam, but possibly even joining it so I'm "in" when it takes over. What are the other options? I doubt Christians will pick up the sword again, and everyone is so eager to call white Christians racist that the only way forward seems through Islam.
529 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-21 10:13
>>528
implying you need islam to hate transpeople
implying far right wing parties dont hate left wing cuckery also
implying being a mudslime shitskin is better than being a neo nazi or white supremacist
implying christianity and islam are the only two choices
530 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-22 14:01
>>483
Nope. Muslims are spreading all over the world. That doesn't mean they're spreading the word.

Most of the Muslims, save those that live with their parents, are dropping the cult as soon as they get to the west. They want their freedoms back. They were never real muslims.

Those that are trying to spread it are finding themselves rebuffed, ignored, or ridiculed.

And BTW, most of us westerners are irreligious. We don't care about your god, your faith, your trials upon this earth. We save ourselves with our own hands and screw those that choose to fall behind.

Fuck Islam and all the other Cults of the Weak.
531 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-23 17:47
>>483
Hilarious that you need to seek validation from your peers. Hilarious that you assume mob-rule presumes that you are correct. If the majority of the world thinks the world is flat, does that make it flat? All you religious nutjobs are nothing more than a mental illness. Have fun being mentally enslaved to some ass backwards religion. All of you theists do nothing more than hold the world back several centuries from any real progress.
532 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-24 22:36
Why is it called going to the bathroom even if you go in your pants?
533 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-26 02:23
>>532
Because you keep doing it Muhammad.
534 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-27 06:11
>>533
But that makes no rials.
535 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-28 09:59
>>532
I don't know anyone who calls it "going to the bathroom" if they shit their pants. They just say "Muhammad shit his pants, again", or "Muhammad pissed himself, again".

Maybe extremely polite company will refer to any potty or poo going as "going to the bathroom" because it's implying the only thing people go to the bathroom to do, and no one's confused about what they mean.
536 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-29 13:53
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"
537 Name: Anonymous 2017-11-30 17:54
4wangs Wasn't interested, you guys probably aren't either but I think I am on to something so I want to share it.

Barry Evans, British sitcom actor, died under mysterious circumstances. He was an orphan who moved around a lot and somehow got accepted to a prestigious acting school. He was known for his youthful, boyish looks and always appeared much younger than his age making him grade A pedo bait. As well all know, the British government is full of wealthy pedophiles. My theory is that Barry Evans was killed by these powerful pedophiles.
538 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-01 21:41
>>537
What exactly were these mysterious circumstances? What year did he die?
539 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-03 01:28
>>538
"In February 1997 Evans was found dead in his home by police. The police discovered Evans' body in his living room after going to the house to tell him they had recovered his stolen car which had been reported missing the day before. The cause of his death has never been confirmed. The Coroner found a blow to Evans' head and also found high levels of alcohol in his system. There was also a short written will found on a table next to his body and a spilt packet of aspirin (bearing a pre-decimalisation price tag indicating that the pack was at least 26 years old) was found on the floor, although the Coroner concluded that he had not taken any of these. An open verdict was eventually given. An 18-year-old man was arrested but later released without charge due to insufficient evidence."
540 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-04 05:15
>>539
Car stolen day before, reports it missing, found with blow to the head, intoxicated, yet leaving a short will? Spilt pack of aspirin, yet he had not taken any?
541 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-05 09:03
The world is in need of a genocide. And stupid feminist cunts should be the group.
542 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-06 12:55
>>446
When I met my wife she had a 2 year old already. He's always called me dad (because i raised him seeing as his bio donor is a shitfag) and now we have 2 children (one I made plus the existing). I see raising someone else's kid (other father) as a noble thing. Fact is, where you stepped up, the other bitched out.
543 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-07 16:50
>>540
It does sound strange. Any friends or family report strange happenings before his death?
544 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-08 20:37
Does anyone know any tricks to get free takeaway? I have no money whatsoever and no food. I'm not cool with begging people online for cash so any tricks I should know about?
545 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 04:58
>>544
Just learn how to rack my man. This guy is racking shit every single day and he has 78k followers. If he can get away with that shit, then you can too.
https://www.instagram.com/g__u__nz/
546 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 07:45
>>545
What is racking?
547 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 10:32
>>544
not cool with begging people
is cool with scamming companies
k
548 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 13:19
>>547
Doesn't have to be a scam. Sign up bonuses and promos result in free food sometimes. I got almost £200 of credit from Deliveroo when it first started up
549 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 16:06
>>544
It's always the people with no car that want to go places

its always the people with no money that want resturant food

but people in both of these situations never work on correcting them
550 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 18:53
Easy way is to go to places, ask to speak to a manager and tell them that you were there a few days ago and the pizza you got was absolutely awful. Tell them you're not looking for a handout but that considering your experience you'll likely never come back but you wanted to share because the place has been your goto pizza place for years.

They should offer you comp pizza. Can't do it to the same place too often though
551 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-09 21:40
>>549
There's nothing I can do right now. I have no money and I have no food. It's a Sunday.

Drop the "holier than thou" approach and realise that some people need help. I work very hard and don't earn a lot of money at all. Your financial situation is not a reflection on your work ethic.
552 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 02:07
>>549

Judgemental cunt.
553 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 07:57
>>546
Google is your friend.
554 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 11:01
go to a place that hands out free samples and get enough for a small meal

go to krispy kreme or dunkin doughnuts and stake out until they throw their doughnuts away, they do it every few hours or whatever cause of freshness rules, can get pounds of them
555 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 11:18
>>553
First thing I did. It came up with a load of shelving options. Just answer it
556 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 14:05
>>551
You work very hard but don't have enough money to get a snack? perhaps you should work hard on finding a new job that pays you minimum wage at least.
557 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 16:02
>>544
What ingredients do you have in your fridge and cupboards? How much cash do you have, even if it's just pennies? Post pics of fridge and cupboard contents if it will take to long to type. We will give you recipes.
558 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 16:19
Well I don't have any tricks for you but if you go to a really busy Costco you can just do the rounds on their free samples.
559 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 16:36
>>556
Holy shit, just STFU.
560 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 16:53
>>555

Holy shit you are one daft cunt. There is no helping you at this point if you can't even find out how to google a word.
561 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 17:10
>>556
Yes, that's true. 12 hour work days are frequent for me, I have no money right now. Spoken like a true privileged cunt
562 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 17:44
>>544 Stop phoneposting and wasting your data you could be using to find a better fucking job.
563 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 19:24
>>559
Google "racking" right now and tell me what comes up
564 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 20:15
>>544
Dine and dash. Go to a restaurant and don't pay. Just leave. I've done it before. Be cool, though. You don't want to look nervous or leave to fast.
565 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 20:32
>>561

I just fail to see how you're working that long but don't have $2 to at least eat something, what are you spending money on? got a place to live and all that?
566 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-10 22:07
Go to a church and ask for a meal?
Homeless shelter ask for a meal?
Volunteer @ homeless shelter
Apply for food stamps its really easy
Commodity food
Food bank
Eat your semen and you wont be hungry for awhile.
Comit a crime to end up in jail free food
If you live in big city go to every deli and ask for a sample. Like walmart or panda express.
Go to subway towards closing and ask if they have any old bread you can have.
567 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 01:36
>>565

Yes, I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world and I am self employed, I rent a room and I rent my own space to work from. It's not cheap.
568 Name: Anonymous 1974-10-18 03:50
>>566
Some good advice here but I'm not at a begging at stores level (yet). I'm having a down period with work and not getting a lot in so I'm broke. I was just asking if anyone knew any deal exploits or sign up bonuses, but apparently most people are jackasses who want to lecture me about my career choices (not you)
569 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 07:11
>>563
i figured it out by googling. you can too, anon! i have faith in you!
570 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 09:58
>>569
There are many different definitions, it would be a lot easier for anon to just say but cool be cunts about it.
571 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 12:45
>>567
Would scaling down on your living quarters or work-space benefit you at all? Any luxuries you have (cable, etc) that you could do without for awhile? Perhaps look into something like the Nielsen device if you want to keep cable/satellite. You can earn money just by wearing it while watching TV. it collects data or some shit. Donate bone marrow or plasma for cash, Scrap metal at scrapyards for money (Catalytic converters from cars can go for over a hundred dollars cause of precious metals inside them)
572 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 14:46
>>544
Yeah, at Domino's if you go down to the store, and put on there uniform, they'll let you put pizza's in the oven belt for like 4 hours. Then, right after you can take the uniform off, and take one of the cancelled or sent back pizza's with you home.
573 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 15:05
>>571
I'm at the bare minimum as it is. Room in a shared house, bills included (so WiFi) and phone bill are all I pay out.

Things will get better again I'm sure of it, just not going so well right now and I felt like eating. This website is so fucking preachy (not you either)
574 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 17:38
>>573

I was the one bitching about your situation lol but i'm trying to think of ways you could get money or food too

When i was younger i used manufacturers coupons i'd print off the internet at gas stations for free snacks and monster energy, I highly doubt this works anymore and sometimes they did not accept them. I dont even know if some of the coupons were real
575 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-11 20:20
>>572 Oh yeah I heard about that trick, my buddy did it for like two weeks, he even won some money!
576 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-14 04:42
Why are republicans more likely to believe in conspiracies than their counterparts?
577 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-15 19:36
>>576
Lefty’s, especially these days, are just more willing to accept what they’re told as fact with no further research. Not to say republicans don’t do this, I’m just saying in the modern time. The lefty just accepts what they’re told as fact, or just run off their pure selfish personal emotions
578 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-16 03:58
Last night at 1 AM me and 3 of my friends were in a McDonald's parking lot because the restaurant was closed but the drive thru open so we decided to eat in the car. Randomly a cop pulls up behind us, comes to the window and asks for license, registration and insurance. I gave him the 3 but the insurance was expired (it was my dad's car but I guess he forgot to put the updated one in the dash). He also asked my friends for ID. He asked me step outside the vehicle and asked where I was coming from and going, we were coming from a festival so he asked if I had drank or smoked anything (I had not). We then waited as he ran our IDs and then came back and I gave him another insurance paper which was also expired and gave our shit back and let me off with a warning for not having a valid insurance on me. I really don't care if cops do this kind of thing, I had nothing to hide and I'm a firm supporter of the police and respect them but I have no idea why he did this? Is this common practice?
579 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-16 06:45
>>578
Absolutely.
580 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-16 17:53
>>578
very common. you're lucky you just got a warning
if you were black you'd have to go to court over that
581 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-16 20:40
>>580

I'm in Canada.
582 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-16 23:27
>>578
Weren't you and your car on private land?
583 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-17 07:47
>>578
They were probably looking for somebody.
584 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-17 09:39
>>581 Canada? You were probably suspected of participating in wrong thought.
585 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-17 15:31
>>582
Private land, but a public space. It's like taking pictures in a mall. It's a public space, but the mall people can tell you to stop taking pictures (or loitering, vaping, skateboarding, whatever) at their discretion. So, police are welcome to drive through these areas, as they have the same right to be there as customers.
586 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-17 21:42
>>578
Its called easy target and revenue generation. Good job not letting the gang of america steal your money or hold your porperty hostage for ransom money
587 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-18 03:16
>>586

Yes, rogue American police gangs routinely make illegal border crossings into Canada to raid the maple-flavoured citizenry.
588 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-18 08:49
>>578
The only problem i have with this is the ID from the passengers. That part was uncalled for and not required by law but you did the right thing to avoid the towing/towing fee.
589 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-18 13:17
Not sure how it works in Canada but i would have told the pig and i didn't do anything wrong and was eating food because its dangerous to eat and drive. Then i would tell him that i would like to leave.
590 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-18 16:37
>>589
And that's how you get shot by the police
591 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-20 10:51
>>588

The vehicle probably matched a description and thus warranted their attention. The warning over insurance was probably just a technicality thing.
592 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-21 14:38
>>589 Classic case of how not to pick your battles.
593 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-22 18:25
>>578
What happened to you is normal behavior by the police
anytime young men are out after midnight there's a good chance they are involved in something
Being polite and cooperative under the circumstances was the right thing to do
594 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-23 22:12
>>591
Possible, but unlikely. Sitting in a parking lot at night is considered "suspicious" even without any other reason for the stop.
595 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 01:59
>>594

Maybe somebody in the store got nervous and called them in? In that case the police pretty much had no choice.

The cop might have been into gay scat and was hoping their food would be digested at that point so he could eat it.
596 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 11:06
>>592
Stop being a child.

If you did nothing wrong then the cops have no reason to talk to you.

Here is a example that happened to me a couple years ago.

Was coming down a viaduct and towards the bottom the street light turned yellow. I went through and pulled into a convenience store.

I went in and bought a pack of cigarettes and while i turn to leave a cop walks in and says i went through a yellow light.

I replied and said is it illegal to go through them. He answered no then i said then leave me alone. Walked around him and got back into my car and waited for him to move his car so i could leave.

I did get lucky though cause i had just taken a couple pks and muscle relaxers cuz my girl had some cause she got into a car wreck that day. Hahah got back to the house and was high as shit
597 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 18:17
Banned Christmas
Banned Halloween
Banned Pubs
Banned Sports
Banned colorful dresses
Banned theater and bear-baiting
Banned Music
Banned joy
What was his problem?
Banned being Irish
Based
598 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-26 22:05
Please help my Basil stems are browning.
599 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-28 07:13
>>598

Stop watering it too much.
600 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-29 11:57
>>598
If the stems are turning brown take it away from the window because it too cold for the Basil plant, it only needs about six hours of sun light a day.
601 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-30 10:33
Anyone else here had a psychotic episode?

be depressed for a few weeks
stay up the whole night
suddenly get energy to do everything
do everything, feel happy and super energetic
dont even feel tired
come home one evening
suddenly emotions hit me like a train
"memories" of being raped as a kid when i was around 4 really fuck me up
end up crying on the floor feeling really angry at the world
literally be paralyzed on the floor for a few minutes
time passes
be lying in bed
suddenly feel a dark figure be next to my bed that proceeds to sit down on my bed
"remember" a similar moment from childhood
"IT WAS DAD OMG"
thought dad raped me like everynight in the bedroom when i was little
have vivid "memories" of riding his dick in a chair in front of a crt monitor
he's punching me repeatedly in my right eye
i see everything happen on the monitor and i dont know who's who, i thought i was punching myself, i was so "dissociated"
somehow come to the conclusion that im an intersex girl
my family forced me to go into surgery to turn my pseudopussy into a fake penis
my dad tried to force me to learn to be a boy by tying up mom and forcing me to insert my fake penis into her pussy
other delusions (such as being gangbanged by the wachowski "sisters" and other crossdressing men)
suddenly realise that my dad is actually kevin spacey
the "dad" who raped me is actually a foster dad whose family i was put into after traveling from russia into finland after escaping from donald trump's hotel room in moscow where they roleplayed with me by pretending im putin
"put it in putin" said trump
they put a blindfold on me
force me to drink a bottle of lsd
i no longer recognize whose voice is mine
i think all the weird men speaking around me are me and my voice is that of a fucked up man's
they sodomize me repeatedly
they bring out an ice skate
they sodomize me with the ice skate in my ass (hence the name kate)
they beat me up and etc
somehow i survive all this and they let me out, thinking i would die anyway
survive on the moscow streets and band up with other child prostitutes
we make our way to finland, the russian border guards let us pass since everything that happened in that hotel room was recorded with cameras and mics. putin knows everything
finland cooperates with russia, giving me a fake finnish identity thats marked as a boy (to deter assasination attempts)
undergo hypnosis by a kurd therapist to make me eventually remember all of what happened at age 19
at 19 i will finally come out to the world
back in the real world, i realise that i must board the train to helsinki-vantaa airport
see people in military gear on the train
this is all part of the plan
they will put me on a plane to saudi-arabia where i will have srs and russia, finland, saudi-arabia and the cia will reveal what trump did to me
figher jets will be escorting me to saudi-arabia
world war 3 could likely start because of me
in reality end up wandering around the airport blindly in the cold until i tell someone to call the police on me
police take me away to the police station
they call an ambulance for a "traumatized" person
end up in a psych ward for 3 months
602 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-01 18:08
Would you support a bill that raises taxes to a level where we can give everybody a sustainable income so nobody has to work anymore? Why or why not?
603 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-02 21:55
>>602
And how do you think that's work, so nobody have to work ?
604 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-04 01:42
nobody has to work anymore
still pay taxes
i took this bait

Communism. It just works.
605 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-05 05:29
>>602
So if nobody works who pays taxes. Let me explain this
Company sells product
Company needs people to sell and produce product
Peopl buy product from company
Company uses part of the money they earn to pay people who helped produce and sell product
Government takes a % of the money the company gives to these people
This money is the "taxes" you speak of
If there are no employees there are no taxes
606 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-06 09:16
>>604

You pay your taxes with the sustainable income you get from the government ignorant fuckwit. It DOES just work

>>605

First of all, since everyone gets a sustainable income from the government, companies don't have to "earn" money to sustain themselves or pay their employees anymore. If you can't understand that then I can't help you
607 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-07 13:03
>>606
Your grasp on economics is tenuous at best....

Lets play this out for a bit
Where would the government get it's money?
608 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-08 16:50
>>607
Taxes, where it always has
609 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-09 20:37
>>602
No.
Then everyone with shit jobs will quit and get on government funding
Look at Finland, they tried universal base income. And exactly what i said happened.
The rich were like fuck im not paying 70% tax to pay lazy fucks to not work. The middle and lower class stopped working completely and went on this aid.
THEY HAVE 5 MILLION POLUPATION
AND IT FAILED
WHY DO YOU THINK IT WOULD WORK WITH 320 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE USA?
Im not paying 70% tax rate so some niggers can get to be poor and paid to live being poor
604 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-11 00:22
nobody has to work anymore
still pay taxes
i took this bait

Communism. It just works.
605 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-12 04:09
>>602
So if nobody works who pays taxes. Let me explain this
Company sells product
Company needs people to sell and produce product
Peopl buy product from company
Company uses part of the money they earn to pay people who helped produce and sell product
Government takes a % of the money the company gives to these people
This money is the "taxes" you speak of
If there are no employees there are no taxes
606 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 07:56
>>604

You pay your taxes with the sustainable income you get from the government ignorant fuckwit. It DOES just work

>>605

First of all, since everyone gets a sustainable income from the government, companies don't have to "earn" money to sustain themselves or pay their employees anymore. If you can't understand that then I can't help you
607 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-14 11:43
>>606
Your grasp on economics is tenuous at best....

Lets play this out for a bit
Where would the government get it's money?
608 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-15 15:30
>>607
Taxes, where it always has
609 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-16 19:17
>>602
No.
Then everyone with shit jobs will quit and get on government funding
Look at Finland, they tried universal base income. And exactly what i said happened.
The rich were like fuck im not paying 70% tax to pay lazy fucks to not work. The middle and lower class stopped working completely and went on this aid.
THEY HAVE 5 MILLION POLUPATION
AND IT FAILED
WHY DO YOU THINK IT WOULD WORK WITH 320 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE USA?
Im not paying 70% tax rate so some niggers can get to be poor and paid to live being poor
610 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-17 23:04
>>606
socialism has failed every time it's been tried
Venezuela is a perfect example of how this works
honestly, a cursory study of economics would show how this would collapse
611 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-19 02:51
>>608
Ok but where do they get the taxes from?
612 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-20 06:38
>>610
Not true socialism. In fact it was capitalist practices of the few elite that led to the downfall of Venezuela. Try again
613 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-21 10:25
>>608

And since you are on basic income you dont get taxed because of your income bracket.
The universal pay would not be taxed.
614 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-22 14:12
>>611 People pay the taxes. Like they always have.
615 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-23 17:59
>>608
taxes come from income
you're trying to build an economic perpetual motion machine
do you also believe in free energy self feeding generators
616 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-24 21:46
>>606

companies don't have to "earn" money to sustain themselves or pay their employees anymore.

Are you fucking retarded?
617 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-26 01:33
you would have to at least double federal tax revenue, not double taxes, but actually bring in twice as much money.
618 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-27 05:20
>>612
absolutely false
I don't know where you got your information but I followed this since they went to socialism
It was a straight up atlas shrugged incident almost page by page
619 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-28 09:07
>>614
So niggers dont meet the 10k tax bracket, they get a return every april.
On basic income more people give up their job.
More people now dont meet the tax bracket, they are refunded
Where is the cash for the government?
620 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-29 12:54
>>611 can't you read? he just said people pay them. with the money they are given from taxes they take from them to pay the people to be able to pay taxes. simple really. dumb cunts these communist faggots I tell ya.
621 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-31 04:27
>>614

But people are getting their money from the government right?
622 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-31 20:29
>>602
47% of US government revenue is from income taxes
give people less incentive to earn taxable income while paying more benefits
Yeah, no.
623 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-02 00:16
>>620
So the poor people that already dont meet the lowest tax bracket will get a refund and on this new basic income, they still dont meet the income?
624 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-03 04:04
>>615
>>616
>>617
>>618
>>619
>>620
Fascists, all of you. I have reported you all for having a different opinion than me.
625 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-04 07:53
back of the envelope calculations for USA
326,000,000 citizens
$1000 a month income
12*1000*326,000,000 = about 3.9 trillion
current federal budget = about 3.8 trillion

so you'd need to double the current total federal revenue.
626 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-04 21:47
>>625
Easy to do when businesses don't have to pay wages for employees anymore
627 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-05 03:21
>>625
But I wanna live in the Bay Area by San Francisco to persue my period blood art degree so I’m gonna need way more than 1000$ a month just for my kale supplements
628 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-07 16:28
>>626
why wouldn't they? are you proposing that labour should be COMPULSORY? that's not UBI that's communism
629 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-07 19:16
>>628
Exactly
630 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-07 22:06
Blacks are only violent because of poverty.
It's not genetic or in their blood.

Change My Mind
631 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-07 22:06
>>630
only
Then why are rich blacks violent too?
632 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-08 00:54
You're 100% correct. Anyone who disagrees is retarded.

>>631
OJ in DK mode here
633 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-08 03:41
>>631
I would say no more than whites or others. Although >>630 I think “poverty” is an oversimplification. I think it has more to do with their culture, of which poverty plays a large part I agree
634 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-08 06:27
>>630
If blacks are only violent because of poverty, then why aren't poor whites anywhere near as violent as poor blacks?
635 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-08 09:14
>>631
rich blacks are violent too

I assume you’re referring to rappers or athletes who are violent. Blame their upbringing in poverty
636 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-08 12:01
The poverty rate of Appalachia is equal to or worse than many high-crime black areas, but without the same niggershines
637 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-25 04:03
>>630

You forgot to mention culture, young black children are encouraged to be violent and do criminal things, they take that violent nature with them into adulthood, where they spread it to others.
638 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-27 03:20
I disagree with tips in general.

People like to tell me that restaurants under pay them and that they're reliant on tips. I tell them that they're right, and that's the problem. They should have to at least make minimum wage like everyone else.

It's not my fault that they don't, and it's not my responsibility to make sure they do. I pay the restaurant for my food. Mine, and everybody else's, money goes towards paying their salaries. I will not hand them money directly.

Either advocate to make a wage you should have, or be responsible and pick a decent paying job.

Also fuck restaurants. Pay your workers right and discourage giving tips.
639 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-28 07:07
>>638
Yeah, because my waiter's hourly pay is based on the assumption that I'm going to. I agree that there's a more sensible way to do things but I'm not going to screw over some rando just to prove a point about it.
640 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-01 10:54
Ok all you anti-tip fags... Tell me then, without Tipping, where is the balance of power?? The person serving and making your food has power over you. They can do whatever they want to your food and service. With tipping, you have a tool to balance that power out. Do you really want to live in a world where you're powerless at restaurants??
641 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-02 14:41
>>640
That's called extortion. It balances itself out because a customer can complain to the manager and get the tip boy fired. So bring my food faster or I'll talk to your boss about it.
642 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-02 18:40
>>640
Needing a balance of power.

If they fuck with your food, tell management. You'll either get another plate or free food. Either way, server is getting fired.

If not, why eat at a shitty restaurant?
643 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-04 22:15
>>640
The fact that you pay the restaurant for your food, and that your money in some capacity pays their salary is the "power balance".
644 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-06 02:02
>>641
>>642
Like that's a motivator in the restaurant business. You must not have worked in the industry. Money is the only motivator... Not just in restaurants, but in society as a whole

>>643
So your alternative is not paying?? that fucks the restaurant, not the server.
645 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-07 05:49
Blacks are the worst tippers. Everyone knows that.
646 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-08 09:36
>>645
Jews are pretty bad
647 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-09 13:24
I almost always tip, i even tip when i buy a round at a bar hardly anyone seems to do that in my country.... Not tipping is for cucks.
648 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-10 17:10
>>641
I worked as a server through college. Any time a bitch ass customer like you complained my boss would shrug it off because he hates whiney faggots too. Complain to corporate over some sub par service? Good luck.
649 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-11 20:58
>>638

ProTIP: if the workers weren’t okay with being underpaid, they never would have accepted the job. Why pay them more when they will willingly and consciously accept less?
650 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-13 00:51
Got an hours worth of free drink refills
Angry anyway

I don't understand some people.
651 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-14 04:38
>>640
the person serving and making you food has power over you
... like every other business?
652 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 08:25
>>647

hear, hear /lounge/rs. I owe you a round, Anon.
653 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-16 12:12
>>650
Because you drink when you want to eat.
654 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-17 15:59
>>644
Are you suggesting that people accepting jobs taking tips are choosing to get underpaid for the sake of making more money? Lol wat?
655 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-18 19:46
What do you do for a living?

If you have a job, some guy just like that anon probably IS paying your wages.

Dumbass.
656 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-19 23:33
>>651

Every other service business, yes. That's why they all expect tips.
657 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-21 03:20
>>644 A wage is a motivator yes, the tip boy gets one too.
658 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-20 17:06
>>654 Yes. I have done that myself as well as most other servers I know. If you are good at your job, you don't want tips to go away as they are where you make the majority of your money.
659 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-20 17:08
Be me
19 y/o virgin loser
Never kissed a girl besides my mom
No real friends in high school or college
Not overtly "ugly" but incredibly lanky and unnaturally thin
Debate people on Facebook with my free time, and people hate me for it
Slutty "nerdy" chick who often likes my fb comments decides that she thinks intelligence is hot
Messages me out of the blue asking for sex
Couple weeks later we meet up
Go on an awkward "date"
My parents aren't home so we go back to my house
She is a slut and knows exactly how to have sex
I am a virgin and have know idea, but she knew that
Very self conscious, never even take my shirt off in public
Had awkward sex while I kept my eyes closed the entire time
We start dating
Get more comfortable with sex
Few months later she breaks up with me
devastated.jpg
Always been bicurious, but didn't want to try because of the risks, society, etc.
Decide it doesn't matter anymore
Find a guy on Craigslist
Suck him off
Enjoy it
Try to get back with slutty ex
Go to a protest with her
She makes friends with a polygamous couple a little older than us
Guy isn't too ugly, but the chick is UGLY
Literally one of the ugliest chicks I've seen
Ex flirts with guy over the next few days
Chick asks me for sex
Wanna keep my gay/straight ratio less than one
Do it
Literally terrible sex
WhoCaresTho.png
Months go by with nothing
Horny and desperate
"Jokingly" install Tinder while joking with a now-barely friend
Scared of getting seen by someone I know
Only select interested in guys, so if anyone sees me they're gay too and won't tell anyone
Makes the "joke" with my friend easier to play off
Lol look at these faggots matching with me
Start talking to one "jokingly"
After friend is gone, arrange to meet up with him
Suck him off
He was uglier than the first guy
Boosted my self confidence since I could tell he was into me more than I was into him
Enjoyed it
Realize that it doesn't matter if a girl sees me on tinder because I have no social life
Select interested in girls
Very few matches
Even fewer messages
Graduate to swiping right to everyone without even looking
Match with someone
She lives out of state, 7 hours away
I wanted a relationship at this point more than I wanted sex
Oh, well, get with her anyway for the one-night stand
Turned into a relationship
A year later she moved with me
A year later we're still together
Life is great
660 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-20 18:33
Be me
19 y/o virgin loser
Never kissed a girl besides my mom
No real friends in high school or college
Not overtly "ugly" but incredibly lanky and unnaturally thin
Debate people on Facebook with my free time, and people hate me for it
Slutty "nerdy" chick who often likes my fb comments decides that she thinks intelligence is hot
Messages me out of the blue asking for sex
Couple weeks later we meet up
Go on an awkward "date"
My parents aren't home so we go back to my house
She is a slut and knows exactly how to have sex
I am a virgin and have know idea, but she knew that
Very self conscious, never even take my shirt off in public
Had awkward sex while I kept my eyes closed the entire time
We start dating
Get more comfortable with sex
Few months later she breaks up with me
devastated.jpg
Always been bicurious, but didn't want to try because of the risks, society, etc.
Decide it doesn't matter anymore
Find a guy on Craigslist
Suck him off
Enjoy it
Try to get back with slutty ex
Go to a protest with her
She makes friends with a polygamous couple a little older than us
Guy isn't too ugly, but the chick is UGLY
Literally one of the ugliest chicks I've seen
Ex flirts with guy over the next few days
Chick asks me for sex
Wanna keep my gay/straight ratio less than one
Do it
Literally terrible sex
WhoCaresTho.png
Months go by with nothing
Horny and desperate
"Jokingly" install Tinder while joking with a now-barely friend
Scared of getting seen by someone I know
Only select interested in guys, so if anyone sees me they're gay too and won't tell anyone
Makes the "joke" with my friend easier to play off
Lol look at these faggots matching with me
Start talking to one "jokingly"
After friend is gone, arrange to meet up with him
Suck him off
He was uglier than the first guy
Boosted my self confidence since I could tell he was into me more than I was into him
Enjoyed it
Realize that it doesn't matter if a girl sees me on tinder because I have no social life
Select interested in girls
Very few matches
Even fewer messages
Graduate to swiping right to everyone without even looking
Match with someone
She lives out of state, 7 hours away
I wanted a relationship at this point more than I wanted sex
Oh, well, get with her anyway for the one-night stand
Turned into a relationship
A year later she moved with me
A year later we're still together
Life is great
661 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-20 19:07
I'm going to (try) quit smoking heroin this weekend. About to smoke what will hopefully be my last pick-up. I have been smoking pretty much daily for about 6 months now, longest I've gone without was just over 24 hours. I experience horrendous, unbearable anxiety when I go without. Feels like a continuous, relentless panic attack. And the only way to make it stop is to smoke some dope, and intense relief washes over me. This habit costs me £40 a day, at least. And I just can’t handle it anymore, it’s ruining my life.

At least I’m not IV’ing it though, eh?

Any advice, /lounge/? Can anyone here relate, having gone through something similar?

Wish me luck.
662 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-21 03:44
>>661
Weed to help with the anxiety?

Good luck!
663 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-21 10:01
just ride it out in bed for at least 3 days. i used to iv and did that. 3-4days delirious in bed. then it gets easier.
664 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-21 22:15
>>662

Weed does the opposite of helping with anxiety and depression.
665 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-22 07:42
>>661
Yes hello i am similar

i find the way for me to quit was replace my time with positive physical activity. it replace good feeling with endorphin, and heart rate with good blood flow, and after, u feel BETTER, not hangover! and its FREE.

also i beg to argue that jerking off in shower after excercise is way better than after drugs cause sometimes u cant feel it with drugs but after excercise ur like IM A FUCKING WILDABEEST GIVE ME A PERSON TO LIFT UP AND FUCK WITH MY BARE STRENCTH

GL home, learn handstands and high kicks, way cooler and useful than heroin. humans the only animals that forgot how to use their body to move around
666 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-23 11:12
>>663
This. It's going to probably suck massive cock.

Withdrawals aren't fun. If you really want to quit though, you can pull through it.
Godspeed >>661
667 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-23 22:20
>>663
>>666
oh yeah forgot to say this

withdrawl is ONLY going to suck for a few days, accept it and plow through. after that its breezy
668 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-24 09:27
>>664

I <3 the Cannabis plant. Really wish they would legalize it so maybe I can buy some to munch on. I don't care much for smoking it but I love eating the buds raw uncooked unheated organic freshly picked.
669 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-24 20:34
>>664

Depends on the bud. There are specific strains of indica that put you in a mindset too out of it to worry about shit.

That being said, if you do like me and smoke whatever random shit happens to be coming through the dealers, it's pretty goddamn bad for anxiety, yeah.
670 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-25 04:54
>>661
I don't know much about withdrawal from heroin but apparent with things like alcohol you have to wean yourself off of it slowly and can sometimes be fatal to go cold turkey. So do some research on the best ways before going cold turkey
671 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-25 16:01
>>664 Everyone reacts differently to weed. Some people's anxiety us increased while some have decreased anxiety. It's also strain dependant.
672 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-25 18:55
>>661
Aren't there any institutions you can pay less than $40 a day to keep you locked up for like 2 months.
Have to work tho
I think resetting your career is less damaging than doing heroin
673 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-26 22:55
How can nigresses compete? Black men are getting BLEACHED. The black race will be gone by 2050. Black men just can't resist the superior white genes.
674 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-27 04:29
Crushing on this super thick black girl at work but I got no idea on how to approach her. I just want to bury my face into her tits and ass and do anything she wants.
675 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-27 07:08
Hey lounge, what do you think about fucking a chick in a wheelchair? I met this hot girl that just turned 18 off tinder n to my surprise she was in a wheelchair, she still could move her legs n everything, just not enough to stand, still interested though since she had dickmedown written all over her she came back to my place n i did, sex was surprisingly really good but i don't know how i feel about it
676 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-27 12:46
>>675

A hole is a hole. Just don't get her pregnant. Cripple relationships are just too damn tedious to put up with.
677 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-03-27 15:30
When I was younger I used to hurt myself in temporary ways, like smacking my head on something flexible or occasionally cutting my legs where no one would ever see. Now that I'm older and my anger is deeper I've taken to punching myself in the head. At first the bruises would be visible, but rarely enough that I could always excuse it, and I've gotten better at hitting above the hairline so no one knows.

It's always been to punish myself, but as a child I did it to punish myself as a child is punished - briefly, in the hopes that they'd learn once the pain faded. But of course I did not learn, and now that I'm older and wiser I know I am unsalvageable and irredeemable. Now I punch myself or slap myself hard enough to make myself dizzy. After one session I had sudden bouts of vertigo for weeks afterward. In my calmer, cowardly moments I fear what I'm doing to myself and worry about the permanent effects. But in my rage when I know what I deserve, I do so for those permanent effects.

I know that I deserve to be punished forever. I have brought a lifetime of pain and misery to everyone around me and deserve the same in return. I hope I hit myself so hard that it breaks a part of my brain and I spend the rest of my life crippled, struggling to think, able to understand nothing but my absolute wretchedness and the depths of my worthiness to suffer eternally. If there were any justice in the world I would have thrown myself off the diaper table and crushed my head as a baby. Now, nothing can undo what I've done. Nothing can repair how much worse I've made the world for being in it. The closest that will ever come to justice will be for me to feel the greatest possible human suffering for as long as possible. If there is a hell, I deserve it, and I am the only one to ever deserve it.
678 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-27 17:46
>>677
You're literally retarded.

Seek help.
679 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-27 18:37
'''A MORAL CHOICE'''

A girl lives at your home. She is always hungry and craves your food. If you overfeed her, she will have been turning to a greasy disguisting pig, but if you try to control her diet she will have got upset, cried and woken up your pity.

Make your choice.
680 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 00:10
>>679
Easy second choice
681 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 02:57
>>680
If she's too much of a problem I'll chose the third choice of leaving the house.
682 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 05:44
>>679
oppic
What's this?!
683 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 08:31
>>679
In this scenario you're giving food either way. So control or don't is up to you.
684 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 11:18
>>679
Move out. Leave her to die of starvation.
685 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 14:05
>>681

But what if you like her?
686 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 16:52
>>682
A girl, I guess.
687 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 19:39
>>685 Fuck her then.
688 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-28 22:27
>>687
A brute who is fucking a hungry crying girl...
689 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-29 01:14
>>688
I'm brute huh :)
690 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-03-29 04:02
>>689
:)
And a smilefaggot too.
691 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-29 06:49
>>690
I agree with SFBE here
She has to learn discipline and if not
Then something else will have to kick her ass into a healthy lifestyle
692 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-29 09:36
>>691
But fucking is not a method to "kick" her. It is more like praising.
693 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-29 12:23
Use food as reward for work and good behavior. She can have dinner if there's a hot meal waiting for me when I get home, and a breakfast and lunch ready in the morning. I expect the whole house to be cleaned every week, and the garden tended. If that's not done, it's bread and water for the week. If she doesn't do what I want in bed, she doesn't eat until dinner the next day. Whining can be corrected by the simple expedient of a ball gag.
694 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-29 15:10
>>679

How about I just don’t give a fuck and let her eat how she wants. Just because she lives with me doesn’t mean I control her. As long as rent is being paid she can do whatever the fuck she wants.
695 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-29 17:57
>>694
She wants YOUR food. You are feeding her.
696 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-30 10:42
God damn, do I hate the Irish. Potato niggers are the worst of all niggers. The only people who defend them are the people who have never had to live with them. You haven't seen chimping out until you've seen bog wogs chimping out.

Look, can we all just sign a petition to have micks removed from the human race? Not only are they not worthy of being considered white, they're not even worthy of being acknowledged as fully human. Bog wogs are like the missing link between primitive cave people and fully evolved homo sapiens sapiens.
697 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-30 16:16
>>696
How does this make you feel?
698 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-30 21:50
Americans need to get their shit together the evil socialism, communism, left is rotting your society is already in and deep this is the last time you can do something, believe me. Is now or never
699 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-31 09:00
I'm a femanon and my bf is quite skinny so body wise he's fine, but he has an extremely manly face (thick eyebrows, strong nose, angular jawline). Please aid me in my mission of turning my semi manly bf into a trap! (also this is consensual and he also wants to be a pretty little trap so I'm not going behind his back to try and forcefully feminize him, though that would be hot) What are some tips and tricks to make a manly face slightly less manly?
700 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-30 08:00
ah shit I forgot to first say that I want to help him become a trap
701 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-30 13:34
>>699
make him suck SFBE'S tiny dick
702 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-30 21:54
>>699
Hi Erin.
703 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-31 06:15
>>702
Got the wrong femanon fella
704 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-31 11:48
>>703
I know, was still worth a shot.
Girl I know had her boyfriend wear her dresses.
She kind of intruded in on my life and found out that I crossdress, then I learned that she made him do it.
Surprising to see that at least there are some women out there who like it.
705 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-31 17:22
>>699
Im a femanon
thats when i stopped reading faggot
706 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-31 22:56
>>699 I don't buy this. You're just some faggot.
707 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-01 04:29
>>705
you shouldn't be on 4ct when you're in summer school, anon
708 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-01 10:03
>>707
who's gonna stop me?
709 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-01 15:37
>>688

Its extremely hard if not near impossible even with hrt. Its hard to reverse testerones effects on the body, having a manly face.
710 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-01 21:10
>>706
If you can't believe that there are people out there who like feminized males, well you have a lot more to learn
711 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-02 02:45
Ello >>699 anon, this is what Im currently doing,hopefully it works for your boyfriend too :D
712 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-02 08:18
>>711
Thank you, anon!
713 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-02 13:52
>>709
Dam not >>699 but I wanna be one
714 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-02 19:26
Makeup is essential for guys who have a manly face too, try going to one of those fancy makeup studios and ask them to teach you how to trap,aka how to turn a male face into female one.
715 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-03 00:59
>>699 Tits or gtfo
716 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-03 06:33
You're welcome anon! :D
717 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-03 12:07
>>716
You're welcome anon! :D
:D
kys
718 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-03 14:54
>>699 tits or gtfo

also you boyfriend needs help, when he becomes a pussy fem boy you're going to leave him
719 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-03 20:27
>>718
tits or gtfo
if you're so experienced with what women want why do you have to ask for tits on the internet?
720 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-03 23:14
>>719
thinking straight women want to date basically other women
721 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-04 02:01
>>719

No one is asking for tits. Simply calling out an attention whore who's even too stupid to follow a simple rule.
722 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-04 04:48
>>719
Are you a female or male?
723 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-04 10:24
abit obvious,but wigs are necessary if he doesn't have long hair,the ones with bangs do wonders to cover masculine foreheads,I kinda missed the part where you said "make a manly FACE less manly" rofl.
724 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-04 15:58
OP here
>>720
How do you know what my sexual preferences are
>>722
female
725 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-04 21:32
>>724
You're dating a fucking man, that's like a gay guy trying to turn a fucking man into woman. Either you're gay and you date women or you are straight and date men. Fucking pick one snowflake.
726 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-05 00:19
>>699 Makeup, plastic surgery or hormones. The only other stuff I can think of won't be visible enough (diet, fucking with your water retention etc.)
727 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-05 03:06
>>715
finally, at least one true anon here
TITS OR GTFO
728 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-06 09:40
>>719
Tits or GTFO cunt.

Now expose yourself to validate yourself or else beg for attention elsewhere, because that's your only worth on a site where your gender doesn't matter. People who have to say they are a female to get attention are vapid, shallow, and genuinely boring people, who think the only interesting thing about themselves is the stinky hope between thier legs. Now, I'm not an incel, I love my GFs very much, but even she hates the shallow fucks that have to flaunt the fact that they are a girl to get attention need to stop breathing until it goes dark. We don't care that your a girl, and most anons that are engaging with you only want to see your tits because your a vapid waste of skin.
729 Name: [email protected] 2018-04-07 16:14
>>728
You're*
GF*
My grammar am not is good. Today.
730 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-08 22:47
>>729
you do realize I said that I'm female so that people understood that I'm not a gay male since the majority of people who trap their male significant others are homosexuals
731 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-10 05:21
>>730
>>725
Are you gay or not faggot?
732 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-11 09:08
>>699 has a point you know? like adding depth to the post by explaining the situation instead of saying.
"How to trap?"
733 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 07:22
>>731
I'm certainly not a gay male, whether I'm a faggot or not really depends on what you define faggot as
734 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 10:09
>>733

I wasn't saying gay male for fucks sake, are you a homosexual, do you like to fuck people with the same genitals as you.
735 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 12:55
>>730
You could have said "how do I turn someone into a trap'. Other anons don't have to flaunt thier sex to get people to post, niether should you, cunt.

Now valid the reason you said you're a girl and show tits, or fuck off and try again without smearing your cunt gunk all over the place.
736 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 15:46
>>732
Thank you anon I'm glad there are logical people out there who take time to think before typing
737 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 18:34
>>736
This is /lounge/ what the fuck did you fucking expect?
You don't come here for serious fucking conversation, you come here to shitpost.
738 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-12 21:21
>>736
Now tits or gtfo my board
739 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 00:08
Well she doesn't have to,
Post as much "tits or gtfo" as you'd like I don't think she'd think that lowly to prove something so trivial to a websites of masked strangers
740 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 02:55
*lowly of herself
741 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 05:42
>>739
then she needs to leave
742 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 08:28
>>739
Fuck off white knight, go cry to your liberal arts professors about the big bad misogynists.
743 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 11:16
>>739
Go back to cuckfinger, you seriously don't understand this board.
744 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 14:03
But yeah >>699, /lounge/ is a shithole, not as bad a shithole as cuckfinger, you should have posted in some other forums if you wanted genuine help you know? Like one of those mtf sites.
(but honestly those sites are filled with weirdos imo)
745 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 16:50
>>730
It is irrelevant whether you are a faggot or a femanon, the answers to the question wouldn't change. In no way is it necessary to know your gender.

And you know that. You still mentioned it in the hope that desperate incels on here would pay you more attention.

You used your cunt to gain attention, thus you are an attention whore.

And there are rules in place for attention whores. These rules aren't in place so we get tits, they are there so if you chose to use these tits to gain an advantage then you either go through with it and actually use them or fuck off.

You don't have to post your tits, gtfo is an option.

Long story short, tits or gtfo cunt.
746 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 19:38
>>699 you know the rules
747 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 22:25
>>745
This
748 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 01:15
But like it isn't tho? like it's not written in the actual rules
749 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 04:02
>>748
is this fucking bait tho?
750 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 06:49
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FAT GREASY FAGGOT
HURRR FEMANON HERE BUT I'M NOT GONNA SHOW PROOF AND DANCE AROUND THE DOZEN PEOPLE ASKING FOR IT LIKE A NIGGER
751 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 09:36
is oke sir I stay I look at posts
ty for kind offer
752 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 12:23
>>727
I was going to leave the same comment lol
Tits or GTFO thot
753 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 14:10
>>744
not as bad a shithole as cuckfinger,
Fuck off I've made it a point not to go on that faggot site, I was being facetious when saying sir or madam
754 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 18:02
So I figured out why the SJW's are so retarted and go nuts for no reason. Humans are 50% good and 50% evil with some leaning towards one side more than the other during certain times of life. Since we have welfare, medical care, access to easy access to food, education, etc etc. Humans do not have much struggle. Most people need something to strive for and in the 1st world we have it so good, if the SJWs are not called the 2000 genders zim zer ze and all the other made up no sense they demand, they flip out and rage, because they have nothing and are worthless. So just ignore them they are like people with down syndrome they contribute nothing to society are will be swept away with natural selection.
755 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 20:49
>>754
And this is why someone should create a new, universal enemy. Preferrably communist.
756 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 23:36
Help me find my lost porn.

A thicc brunette is ganged by dudes. Black tape on nipples in a cross, maybe some sort of yellow bikini. Doing it anally and DP. In the middle she says "I need more dick" - and gets it. White couch i think. Saw it years ago again and again, and need it back! Names that ring a bell: Belladonna, Lola, Bella, Donna.
757 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 02:23
>>756
shit i love belladonna
she genuinely loves it
758 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 05:10
>>756
STDs and mental illness got that hoe
759 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 07:57
>>756
Any recognizable tattoos?
760 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 10:44
>>758
No. Marriage did. She stopped doing mf porn and just did ff. Then she started to lose followers. Sales dropped. She decided to go as extreme as she could. Mental illness always had her (Like any porn star) but the way she began acting in her later career made her appear toasted. There's a doc on youtube that has her in it. Can't remember the name.
761 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 13:32
I think this is a "behind the scenes" of the actual scene. Isn't that black tape in a cross over her nipples?

hardxxxvids.com/videos/xhamster/204761/belladonna-behind/
762 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 19:07
Help me with your infinite wisdom /lounge/.

had huge crush on this girl back in high school
i was 15 at the time, had no idea what to do with a girl
we were hanging out for about a year, then we were together for like 2 months
then i realised what a cunt she is, and that she is very toxic and makes me feel bad, so i told her to fuck off
fast forward with 3 years
sometimes i fap to her pictures, so i check her instagram for new posts
see link to her tumblr
open it, expecting huge cringe
there was huge cringe, but some of the posts she reblogged is some light kinky stuff and porn
it's stuff i really like
now i really want to fuck her
But I have no idea how to go about it. Writing her a message saying "hey im the guy who you had this horrible relationship with 3 years ago, and i stalked your tumblr and saw that we like the same stuff, so wanna fuck?" would be kind of weird. Also if she is not interested, obviously she will tell other people who know who i am, because i mean who wouldn't tell their friends about something like this?
So im thinking about making a tumblr and writing her anonymously, and try to chat her up about how i like the stuff she posts. Then if she is into it, i would tell her that she actually knows me, and if she seems to be interested in some fun, i will reveal who i am.
Do you guys think this plan could work? Or do you have some better ideas? Also, if I write her on tumblr, how should begin talking about her fetishes so it wont be weird?
Help me out guys.
763 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-21 19:29
>>762
RIP thread.
764 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 18:27
>>763
Ya never can tell anon, I'll pop back on tumblr sometime. Or lurk here.
765 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 21:07
Indian card? As a child I had an indian card and remember getting some fillings for free. I live in Kansas but 3 miles from the state line. If i find someway to reapply and get my indian card are there any other benefits? I know that tagging newer vehicles makes a massive hole in Kansas wallets. If nothing else it will be worth it to move and get an indian tag i guess. I have good insurance so barring ever being fired i will let others use the indian medical services.

Lately tho I have been wondering if it could help with business taxes.

Could i open up a small casino tax free? There is 1 that is ALWAYS full 30 miles away. It started in a fucking doublewide shell and now there are 2 stacked together.

A new doublewide shell and some machines and I would GLADLY collect all of the free gibs i have spent my life giving to lazy fucks through taxation theft.

Not to mention my bro is a slot machine tech. I will pay him to video chat a few hours a week while i repair shit. Unless i need some sort of liscense or whatever.

Nothing sketchy. I want to be 100% legal whatever I do. But, being 1/64th Choctaw if i can get back any of the money that was stolen from me i don't feel a bit bad. And if i can get even more well, fuck you for stealing my money for all of my life.

nb4 roads and schools and shit. Duh, we need that.

What we don't need is food stamps and wick and all other social programs going to the ghetto lazy fucks and fucking faggot boomers that were fucking stupid enough to trust their retirement to a stock market and then take my fucking money on top of it.
766 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 23:54
>>765
tits or gtfo.
767 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 00:45
>>766
But i am a man tho. And i only have moobs to gave anon!
768 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 02:58
>>767
post sharpie in pooper and you'll have all the luck you need in setting up your casino
769 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:05
>>768
No u. Your mom gay.

Nothing goes up my ass willingly feget
770 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:22
>>765
my wife is cree full status and it helps us out a lot
tax free gas,smokes, free meds and glasses and all the hunting rights too.
look into things and get some good legal support also. theres a lot you can do with that little card
good luck friendo
771 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:39
this isn't a real thing?
772 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:56
>>770
...my best f riend is an attorney. Surly he knows soe oklahoma lawyers

Dude this is sweet as fuck!
773 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 05:13
>>772
Fuck. Dri king a few beers from acooler and water made me hit send with autism Eglish
774 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 19:25
>>771
100% is. Just proof you are native american. Oklahoma has a reservation neer me. Fuck, i might be able to get a cheap house
775 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 20:37
What do you think of people who take their shirt off in night clubs? Is it a douchey thing to do?

I know i's acceptable to do it in an open air festival for example but people have mixed opinions when it comes to nightclubs.
776 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 00:29
I haven't been in a night club ever (that because I'm in 4ct).
777 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 03:16
what kind of sweaty faggot takes off his top
778 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 06:03
Depends, if u can show cuz nice built body, then go on, bitches will look at u, if u are a fat cunt, then tie your shirt till the last buttom and dont show your sweat marks or titties u piggy
779 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 19:58
Bouncers at all clubs are instructed to kick out people who take their shirt off (violation of the dress-code), it's a 1 way ticket outta the club.
780 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-25 12:40
>>777
Rude!
781 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-25 20:59
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782 Name: Anonymous 2018-07-19 21:06
Don't worry be happy.
No one cares how you feel inside.
783 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-01 22:51
Donald Trump is hated in the states by the left-wing nazis, they will try to impeach him but hopefully before they start "the next world war".
784 Name: 606 2018-08-04 11:39
Why can't Americans on this board control themselves with the anti-Trump arselicking? It's going to be fucking cancer until February and handegg fucks off again.
746 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 19:38
>>699 you know the rules
747 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-13 22:25
>>745
This
748 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 01:15
But like it isn't tho? like it's not written in the actual rules
749 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 04:02
>>748
is this fucking bait tho?
750 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 06:49
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FAT GREASY FAGGOT
HURRR FEMANON HERE BUT I'M NOT GONNA SHOW PROOF AND DANCE AROUND THE DOZEN PEOPLE ASKING FOR IT LIKE A NIGGER
751 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 09:36
is oke sir I stay I look at posts
ty for kind offer
752 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 12:23
>>727
I was going to leave the same comment lol
Tits or GTFO thot
753 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 14:10
>>744
not as bad a shithole as cuckfinger,
Fuck off I've made it a point not to go on that faggot site, I was being facetious when saying sir or madam
754 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 18:02
So I figured out why the SJW's are so retarted and go nuts for no reason. Humans are 50% good and 50% evil with some leaning towards one side more than the other during certain times of life. Since we have welfare, medical care, access to easy access to food, education, etc etc. Humans do not have much struggle. Most people need something to strive for and in the 1st world we have it so good, if the SJWs are not called the 2000 genders zim zer ze and all the other made up no sense they demand, they flip out and rage, because they have nothing and are worthless. So just ignore them they are like people with down syndrome they contribute nothing to society are will be swept away with natural selection.
755 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 20:49
>>754
And this is why someone should create a new, universal enemy. Preferrably communist.
756 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 23:36
Help me find my lost porn.

A thicc brunette is ganged by dudes. Black tape on nipples in a cross, maybe some sort of yellow bikini. Doing it anally and DP. In the middle she says "I need more dick" - and gets it. White couch i think. Saw it years ago again and again, and need it back! Names that ring a bell: Belladonna, Lola, Bella, Donna.
757 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 02:23
>>756
shit i love belladonna
she genuinely loves it
758 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 05:10
>>756
STDs and mental illness got that hoe
759 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 07:57
>>756
Any recognizable tattoos?
760 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 10:44
>>758
No. Marriage did. She stopped doing mf porn and just did ff. Then she started to lose followers. Sales dropped. She decided to go as extreme as she could. Mental illness always had her (Like any porn star) but the way she began acting in her later career made her appear toasted. There's a doc on youtube that has her in it. Can't remember the name.
761 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 13:32
I think this is a "behind the scenes" of the actual scene. Isn't that black tape in a cross over her nipples?

hardxxxvids.com/videos/xhamster/204761/belladonna-behind/
762 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-15 19:07
Help me with your infinite wisdom /lounge/.

had huge crush on this girl back in high school
i was 15 at the time, had no idea what to do with a girl
we were hanging out for about a year, then we were together for like 2 months
then i realised what a cunt she is, and that she is very toxic and makes me feel bad, so i told her to fuck off
fast forward with 3 years
sometimes i fap to her pictures, so i check her instagram for new posts
see link to her tumblr
open it, expecting huge cringe
there was huge cringe, but some of the posts she reblogged is some light kinky stuff and porn
it's stuff i really like
now i really want to fuck her
But I have no idea how to go about it. Writing her a message saying "hey im the guy who you had this horrible relationship with 3 years ago, and i stalked your tumblr and saw that we like the same stuff, so wanna fuck?" would be kind of weird. Also if she is not interested, obviously she will tell other people who know who i am, because i mean who wouldn't tell their friends about something like this?
So im thinking about making a tumblr and writing her anonymously, and try to chat her up about how i like the stuff she posts. Then if she is into it, i would tell her that she actually knows me, and if she seems to be interested in some fun, i will reveal who i am.
Do you guys think this plan could work? Or do you have some better ideas? Also, if I write her on tumblr, how should begin talking about her fetishes so it wont be weird?
Help me out guys.
763 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-21 19:29
>>762
RIP thread.
764 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 18:27
>>763
Ya never can tell anon, I'll pop back on tumblr sometime. Or lurk here.
765 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 21:07
Indian card? As a child I had an indian card and remember getting some fillings for free. I live in Kansas but 3 miles from the state line. If i find someway to reapply and get my indian card are there any other benefits? I know that tagging newer vehicles makes a massive hole in Kansas wallets. If nothing else it will be worth it to move and get an indian tag i guess. I have good insurance so barring ever being fired i will let others use the indian medical services.

Lately tho I have been wondering if it could help with business taxes.

Could i open up a small casino tax free? There is 1 that is ALWAYS full 30 miles away. It started in a fucking doublewide shell and now there are 2 stacked together.

A new doublewide shell and some machines and I would GLADLY collect all of the free gibs i have spent my life giving to lazy fucks through taxation theft.

Not to mention my bro is a slot machine tech. I will pay him to video chat a few hours a week while i repair shit. Unless i need some sort of liscense or whatever.

Nothing sketchy. I want to be 100% legal whatever I do. But, being 1/64th Choctaw if i can get back any of the money that was stolen from me i don't feel a bit bad. And if i can get even more well, fuck you for stealing my money for all of my life.

nb4 roads and schools and shit. Duh, we need that.

What we don't need is food stamps and wick and all other social programs going to the ghetto lazy fucks and fucking faggot boomers that were fucking stupid enough to trust their retirement to a stock market and then take my fucking money on top of it.
766 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 23:54
>>765
tits or gtfo.
767 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 00:45
>>766
But i am a man tho. And i only have moobs to gave anon!
768 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 02:58
>>767
post sharpie in pooper and you'll have all the luck you need in setting up your casino
769 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:05
>>768
No u. Your mom gay.

Nothing goes up my ass willingly feget
770 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:22
>>765
my wife is cree full status and it helps us out a lot
tax free gas,smokes, free meds and glasses and all the hunting rights too.
look into things and get some good legal support also. theres a lot you can do with that little card
good luck friendo
771 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:39
this isn't a real thing?
772 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 04:56
>>770
...my best f riend is an attorney. Surly he knows soe oklahoma lawyers

Dude this is sweet as fuck!
773 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 05:13
>>772
Fuck. Dri king a few beers from acooler and water made me hit send with autism Eglish
774 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 19:25
>>771
100% is. Just proof you are native american. Oklahoma has a reservation neer me. Fuck, i might be able to get a cheap house
775 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 20:37
What do you think of people who take their shirt off in night clubs? Is it a douchey thing to do?

I know i's acceptable to do it in an open air festival for example but people have mixed opinions when it comes to nightclubs.
776 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 00:29
I haven't been in a night club ever (that because I'm in 4ct).
777 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 03:16
what kind of sweaty faggot takes off his top
778 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 06:03
Depends, if u can show cuz nice built body, then go on, bitches will look at u, if u are a fat cunt, then tie your shirt till the last buttom and dont show your sweat marks or titties u piggy
779 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-24 19:58
Bouncers at all clubs are instructed to kick out people who take their shirt off (violation of the dress-code), it's a 1 way ticket outta the club.
780 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-25 12:40
>>777
Rude!
781 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-25 20:59
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782 Name: Anonymous 2018-07-19 21:06
Don't worry be happy.
No one cares how you feel inside.
783 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-01 22:51
Donald Trump is hated in the states by the left-wing nazis, they will try to impeach him but hopefully before they start "the next world war".
784 Name: 606 2018-08-04 11:39
Why can't Americans on this board control themselves with the anti-Trump arselicking? It's going to be fucking cancer until February and handegg fucks off again.
785 Name: Anonymous 2018-08-10 20:08
I bought cocaine off a guy and I went on a bender all night.

I'm starting to think this isn't coke though...

It smells like coke, and it looks like coke, but I don't get a rush of adrenaline or euphoria. It's a very slight stimulating effect that just kinda puts my on edge. I don't feel social at all either. Plus there's some very slight visual effects when I look at a computer or phone screen. My nose is cut up way worse than usual too.

Is it just shitty coke? Or did I get sold something else? I'm worried I just raped my brain by doing it all night
786 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-10 20:25
Did you anons and femanons need lube when you tried to lose your virginity(or when you had real sex for the first time not only foreplay)? I tried with my girlfriend before and I couldn't really put it in, also it was really painful for her even if I fingered her for a while. I can't really imagine moving in and out in her like this. What are your stories/experiences?
787 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 20:31
me calling tech support
has a feminine voice
clearly states my name as a male name
tech supporter calls me mam
788 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-15 08:11
Any /lounge/rs who has been out of high school for a few years, how does life compare now? Is it better or did you peak in high school?
789 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-19 06:38
>>788
28 here Its real life after school. you wont even remember 99% of the stuff that happened in school or the people who went with you. Drink and do drugs for a few years
790 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 17:59
I don't think I peaked in high school, but, fuck, I do miss those days. It was awesome not having all the responsibilities, stress and worries of adulthood. I think my peak is right now. I'm 30.
791 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 19:28
Anyone else have a fetish for buttsniffing? You see a girl with a nice round ass and you wanna bury your face in there?
792 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-22 19:33
>>791
If you like the smell of arse then whatever.
793 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 19:38
Why do you millennials acted like everything is so hard. When I was 25 in 1976, I had a full time job, owned a home and had no Student debt, Shape up youngsters we want grand-kids.
794 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 19:42
>>793
I've never understood the selfie. To me, all it says is:
Hi, I don't have any friends to take my picture
795 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 19:57
>>794
That's perfectly legitimate. Some people don't have friends. Seems pretty easy to understand.
796 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:02
>>793
imagine being able to afford to buy a house at 25, must be nice.
797 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:04
>>796
If you can’t afford a house after seven years of working, you belong on a short bus.
798 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:14
>>793
2018 is economically, politically and socially the same as 1976

I know it's bait but damn.
799 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:25
Well, gramps, wages been stagnant for half a century because Jews have been importing cheap labor from the third world instead of paying a higher price for native labor. So instead of being able to save up for a house, we get to go to college in the vague hope that we'll get a higher wage. We don't, because the jobs that require degrees get outsourced, but we do end up with crippling student loan debt and no savings because our job at McDonald's or whatever other shit-tier service job we managed to find doesn't even pay for food and gas at the same time.
800 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:31
Unlike >>793 I was actually alive in the 1976. Every generation says the next generation is self absorbed and lazy. My parents said it about my generation their parents said it about them and so on and so forth until the beginning of man. All it really is is the fear of being replaced. Every time one of the many people my age spout this shit around me I say this and they never have a response. Humans just have this amazing ability to forget where they came from.
801 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:44
>>797
no I went to college for a number of those years because you stupid fucks kept shoving it down our throats only for most of us to realise later on that going to college and getting a degree isn't special anymore.
802 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:49
Job liscensing has become an epidemic.
I had to work an apprenticeship and orchid work whiles study prep courses to afford and attend university to study an engineering degree. I have barely any debt though. But I'm physically and mentally drained from the depression it caused.
803 Name: AngstyMcSkullFace 2018-09-22 20:58
>>793
a 68 year old on /lounge/?
more like a self hating millennial
804 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:07
>>800
This. I would also like to add my response to my friends with kids who lambast <current generation> which is you were responsible for raising them so that shit's on you. I'm not sticking up for the young pups btw I pretty much don't like anyone.
805 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:13
>>800
...and each generation is right
806 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:16
>>794
She should have her shoes off.
807 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:21
Lol millennials are mostly autistic but:

Rape economy and leave nothing, force little ones to be hardcore conservatives to unfuck 2009, constantly belittle them for heartlessness
You and neighbors pretend your homes that sit on a realistic 10,000$ of land are worth hundred of thousand when some one could buy good home extra 10 minute commute away in a less criminal suburb for the material cost of your home
Pay kids nothing despite your old age and wealth
Somehow convinced broke kids we screwed over are going to pay for our old age shit

Lol

I legitimately predict the next housing collapse in about 10 years when the Boomers start fucking retiring and they realize no one has money to buy their houses except foreign corporations loll, watch those supposedly patriotic and family loving fuckers bend over regardless of their beliefs

quite literally the only reason I was considering a house this year was because my rent is insane but at this point I'm just going to buy up empty acre out in the suburbs and put my own Shack on it. Half the houses I see on listings are like 50 years old anyways I don't know why anyone would even want them even at a significant pay decrease
808 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:28
>>793
34 years old. Owned a home in a nice suburb that my wife and I bought with our own money at 25. Student loans paid off. Both employed. Beautiful children. Hard work pays off, people need to stop playing the victim.
809 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:32
>>793
In 1976 a bachelors degree pretty much meant a sure thing job and a white picket fence, today you're a shoe in to work at whole foods or Wal-Mart. What worked in an era isn't going to for the next.
I never understood why the generation before would complain so much about the current generation when they're the ones who raised them. Or did they buy all that technology in high school with the responsibility and jobs they never had?
810 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:41
>>809
1976 a bachelors degree pretty much meant a sure thing job and a white picket fence,

being this historically ignorant
proclaiming it publicly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%9375_recession
811 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:49
>>808
Oh man that's cool! Did your dad kill your mom in front of you and your brothers when you where six leaving you in foster care where you lived from home to home being raped and abused? Did you have dept by the time you where 18 so your brothers could eat and maybe have a pair of real shoes? Spend your early twenties working 3 jobs and trying to finish high school with no prospect of college until I paid for it myself at 26.
Real cool that you did well for yourself but fuck you if you think you and I had it the same growing up and I'm just complaining. Some of us are really just doing the best we can, or I guess like you said just playing the victim.
812 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:54
>>810
Citing Wikipedia to win an argument. I grew up in the 70s you bitch.
813 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:56
>>793
Millenials have been fucked by the internet. They have closed in to following a certain mindset and reside in their safespace tumblr world, they are so distracted it's sad. They have no idea what's happening in the real world, they're busy making new reasons to be triggered and forcing their left winged ideologies onto people. They are lazy and don't want to work and play the victim claiming the older generations had it easier, even though the older generations worked hard and fought in the wars which allow them to have their ridiculous beliefs which they post on the internet that they wouldn't have if not for the hard workers of the past.- A millenial
814 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 22:01
>>793

They are preceded by a generation of failures. Their parent generation has failed to raise them as decent human beings and now they will follow the only path they have been taught.
815 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 22:08
>>800
What if I am part of the generation being described and wholeheartedly agree that the vast majority of my generation are lazy entitled pieces of shit who don't understand the value of hard work and make bad decisions before blaming the results on the previous generation, the government, and each other?

I remember exactly where I came from, and it's shit.
816 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 22:20
>>799
doesn't even pay for food and gas at the same time.
And this goes back to the crippling problem of pretty much every US city that's not on the East Coast:
terrible fucking urban planning that creates huge 'residential areas' that lack basic services, are miles away from the workplace and there's no reliable public transport
If getting any cheap-ass wreck that still drives and pumping its rusted tank and leaky engine with gas is an everyday necessity, instead of getting a cheap bus pass, then you got only your third world country to blame
817 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 22:31
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818 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 01:18
Why aren't you on welfare/disability yet? Do you really love being cucked that much?
819 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 02:26
>>818
because I'm not a fucking loser like trying to justify his shitty existence by taking the high morale-ground when in reality you're nothing but a lazy, underachieving nobody
820 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 03:33
>>819
And you're saying that you're somebody because you waste your life making someone else rich? You're a drone. A nobody, if you died today, you'd be rewplaced in a matter of hours.

Meanwhile I do what I want, when I want, thanks to the free money I get.
feelsgoodman
821 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 04:06
>>820
kek whatever makes you feel better about living off other people, you degenerate. you failed in life and sit back with hurr durr I am happy living off welfare. Good luck getting out of your comfort zone loser
822 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 02:27
>>821
failed in life
If I failed in life I wouldn't get my free money. This was my goal from the start. Have fun working for mister Shekelstein till you die.
takes pride in being a doormat
LMAO
823 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 03:17
>>818
I was denied disability, though I had a reasonable claim.

...Odds are though, if you can do the paperwork, and have the determination and capability to go through with all the pre-requisite nonsense, there are Very few reasons you couldn't work.
824 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 03:51
Disability is like.. $726 a month.

Where exactly the fuck does that cover rent?

"Haha, I have to live in HUD, I really beat the system!"
825 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 04:58
>>823
has no connections
doesn't get lawyers involved

It took a long time but getting over $2200 per month + a lot of other benefits was worth it.
826 Name: [email protected] 2018-09-23 06:05
im on welfare.... i dont recommend it.
827 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 06:55
>>824
not getting a free house among your benefits
Didn't milk them hard enough if $700 is all you get.
828 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 07:46
>>818
I am too wealthy to be bothered with the hassle of claiming that shit.
829 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 08:53
>>828
too wealthy in GBP
830 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 09:10
>>825
You must be Canadian.
In the US, aside from work requirements where applicable, they literally expect the disabled to sit inside and do nothing.
831 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 09:27
>>830
sit inside
No thanks, I have a specially adjusted car paid by the gubmints.
832 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 09:44
>>818
Because I refuse to be helpless.
833 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 10:01
>>832
gets fired at a moments notice
can't do shit about it
gets sick
enter bankrupcy
834 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 10:18
>>818
I'm trying, but the process takes 5ever. I am probably going to need to steal shit to pay electricity this month.
835 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 10:35
>>834
Stay strong anon, it takes forever, but it's all the sweeter once you get it.
It took me close to 3 years to get everything.
836 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 10:52
>>835
Thank you. It's frustrating as hell worrying about if I'm going to be homeless every month. Legitimately $200 a month would change my life completely.
837 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 11:09
>>836
I know how you feel anon, they deny everyone the first time they apply and you literally need to claw out what you deserve.
838 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 11:26
>>818
I was just "layed off" from work. Soon as I get y last paycheck I'll be going for unemployment, food stamps and disability. Really hoping I can get on disability, I'm blind in one eye and only have <25% visual field in the other.
839 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 11:43
>>838
On unemployment here too, my weekly rate is half of what I got from my paycheck. Indiana caps unemployment, or I'd be making more.

Good thing I was looking for a new job anyway. Before I got laid off.
840 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 14:15
>>838
blind in one eye
You should be good anon, they take that very seriously
841 Name: *CowShit* 2018-09-23 18:24
>>840
How about i just punch him in the other eye?
842 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 20:50
>>841
why are political people so fucking annoying? Oh yeah, nothing changes, nothing happens, nobody does anything.

You are like Blue and Red dogs barking at a wall. Much noise, no thought.
843 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 21:21
>>841
Sounds implausible.

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