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I'll be back in about 5 minutes.

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:02
Hey can someone watch my towers, I gotta run to the store to get some chocolate milk. I'll be back in about 5 minutes.
2 Name: Mohamed Atta 2017-05-09 06:08
Yeah no problem, I'll keep and eye on em.
3 Name: Khalid Sheik Mohammed 2017-05-09 06:23
Looking good. Hope you don't trip with your chocolate milk.
4 Name: Hans Gruber 2017-05-09 06:27

Grab me some chocolate milk too please! These are some nifty towers!
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:28
>>4 Those are some nice towers... would be a shame if anything happened to them...
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:53
Wow your towers have some sturdy steel beems. Impressive.
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 06:59
drops 1 gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the white carpet
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:06

hey guys what's going on? I see y-OHSHIT
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:09
This is what happens when you let your towers Smoke pot.
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:13
Luckily jet fuel cant melt steel beams, so were good. No chance of collapsing.
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:26
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:28
I bet you my dubs.
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:33
Fuck your dubs sager where's the money for my towers, chocolate milk, and the stain on my floor.
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:36
All I have is tree fidy
15 Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2017-05-09 07:38
how DARE anyone ruin these towers!?
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:41
Imma need a small loan of a million dollars
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:44
um sorry /lounge/rs you only have one left
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:48
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:51
FUCK FUCK FUCK...shit sage anon

now you got none...all gone
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:54
o well anon did you get your milk????
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:56
I did then I dropped it all over my fucking white carpet when i came back and saw my towers on fire
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:57
Well, that other faggot made him spill it when OP saw his towers destroyed. Have you even paid attention to this thread?
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:59
Well saging-anon owes me a fuck ton of money from all this
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:05
well you can barrow my broom..if you want
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:09
also i just had maintenance done on those floors
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:16
Thanks /lounge/r you got a leaf blower too? I may need that as well.
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:19
ye sure
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:24
na no good u can use this though...
just put gas in it when done
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:35
Thanks /lounge/r i need to haul all this shit outta here i dont want people to know it wasn't concrete it was sheetrock
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:39
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:42
No prob /lounge/r I got you ......

you do know they where bound to come down you know sheetrock stacked that high.....
just saying
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:56
Yea I knew I shouldn't have trusted that shady contractor
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:07
don't worry anon we are cleaning this funerary up now ....

who got a dam shovel and rake
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:11
hurry up before someone sees this mess
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:13
Oh fuck here comes George Bush
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:14
I got a BlendTec blender
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:17
well I am helping /lounge/rs
do you think we can just sweep it in the sewers..
real fast
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:33
Probably you know anyone who can make a makeshift flamethrower real quick?
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:36
your not being very helpful anon bush is on his way ..
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:43
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:45
OHHH SHIT DUBS, >>39 but it was I OP, I have the over sized model so I can turn this rubble into cocaine.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:50
Um let me think ..........................

ok i tried it leaves a mess too wut do now ....
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:56
I think I saw a giant tarp in bldg 7 I'll go get it
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:02
Inb4 false flag bush did this etc

45 Name: !uaJoD7Woeo 2017-05-09 10:26
46 Name: gaming 2017-05-09 10:26
47 Name: gaming !bLOSf2.kGc 2017-05-09 10:26
48 Name: gaming !uaJoD7Woeo 2017-05-09 10:27
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 11:12
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 11:12
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 16:20
I parked my car next to two towers can anyone help find my car.
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 17:04
Yeah it's under the 300 million ton of rubble over there.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 19:10
I just want a banana instead!
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 21:15
euh, why?
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 17:45
You should take a shower anon it makes you feel really good.
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 17:49
Will this make me travel back to 2014 when I had a gf?
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 17:54
i don't own a shower. or bath
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 17:59
I didn't take a shower for 1 month now.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:08
Yes but only if you take a shower 3 times scrub bleach on your asshole and give me your credit card details.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:12
what's a shower?
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:18
>>55 Jokes on you I already took a shower twice today.
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:20
Do you live in Detroit?
Makes sense!
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:24
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ Detroit house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
had our shower stolen
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:26
no i'm just really fucking poor
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:30
a cubicle or bath in which a person stands under a spray of water to wash.
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:35
How do you have the money for a phone, PC plus internet then?
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:43
If you want to feel extra special good, put on some music, drink a beer, smoke a cigarette and wear sunglasses during your shower.
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:51
i lied. i actually do have a bathtub but it'd cost my fucking leg to fix it.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:03
Who dropped of society here? What keeps you going? Digital jew made me soulless creep.
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:49
Stupid shit you do, because life hasn't given you the opportunity to be normal..

I'm taking a shit
Hold my balls in my hand, because otherwise they hang so far down, that they touch the toilet walls
Every time I forget holding them, my shit touches my sack and AFTER THAT my log drops into the water
Every time I forget holding them, I'm forced to piss myself, because my balls touch the inner side of the toilet and my piss has to run along my sack
Every time I forget to hold them, they smell like shit and piss. Especially when I had diarrhea or if I ate too many eggs
Every time I forget to hold them, I might get an infection or some kind of disease, because my job forces me to use public toilets a lot

I fucking hate myself. I ALWAYS forget to fucking hold them. FML
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:54
What the fuck, how long are your balls exactly?
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:56
He's hung like a horse. And not in the good way.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:04
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:06
because my job forces me to use public toilets a lot

what the fucking fuck is your job?
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:17
You know the Greentext where a dude shows his balls and they are long as fuck? I can't remember the reason for them being so long but I think he stretched them or something.
Some people are born like this. My father's balls are even longer than mine.
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:21
I'm an archaeologist
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:24
dont ya'll have some private portable toilet like on construction sites?
78 Name: Skankhunt42 !j6i/CCD4ys 2017-05-10 21:30
Wait. How do you know about the length of your father's balls?
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:00
dad i need to talk to you about something very personal
sure son, im here for you whatever is the case
the thing is my testicles are hanging strangely low and im really self-concious about it
i knew this time shall come, son this runs in the family
*dad whips out his 0.5 meter long ballsack, slamming it on the table
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:19
Usually yes, but you don't want to know how most of them look like after a shitskin used them. They carry all kinds of sickness. Ever seen a portable toilet on a hot summer day on a construction site? Imagine that 10 times worse. I can tell because I've done both
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:26
why dont you just tie your fucking balls up with some piece of fabric so they wont fall down? call it a balls-bra.
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:30
We have a pool at my parents house. He always swims naked. Every time he goes for a swim, you can see his balls dingling between his legs in the's disgusting. Like a snake stuck up his ass
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:38
I've tried to create a balls-bra ages ago. It cuts off your blood circulation. It hurts and you literally get blue balls.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:46

85 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:51
Wow that's really accurate. Nice job.
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:56

These IRS scammers are hillarious! Stopped taking my call after the 3rd round of "sorry?"

It seems that if you state something they don't like, they've been required to say nothing but "Sorry?". So now, it shall be a game. How many times can I get them to say "sorry?"

My high score today was 8. I'll have to try again tomorrow. Tell me anon, what was your high score?
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:02
I didn't give my number to everybody like a faggot. Never have scam calls
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:06
All I read there was "I have no friends and I will have no legacy when I die." Speed up the process and kindly go kill yourself, thanks!
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:15
Well your post will die faster, sorry ;(
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:18
Psh, I'm not too worried about that. I was trying to see how many socially awkward teens I could get to call these people. It was way easier back during the Hal Turner raids, not so much now.
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:22
I'm a telemarketer, when people kick off it makes my day.
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:30
Why the fuck would one worship Satan if you know he's going to be raping you for an eternity in the after life?

I'm not saying Satan does or doesn't exist for sure. All I'm saying is if you're going to worship something, it wouldn't be Satan.

How could somebody be so stupid?
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:35
>>92 doesn't know what satanism is lul
sage in all fields
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:40
There's LaVeyan Satanism, which I'm not referring to. I'm referring to theistic Satanism, which I thought would be so obvious that I wouldn't need to specify for most people.

Went right past you though.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:00
Don't answer the telephone. I'm going to tell the front desk lady that I want "no calls" for the duration of my stay!
96 Name: James Byron Dean 2017-05-11 00:04
Ask someone who doesn't give a HECK anything?
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:09
How does it feel to have died at the ripe old age of 24?
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:11
idk all i remember is living and living well
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:14
Did you just come back from Facebook?
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:16
what's a Heck?

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