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I'll be back in about 5 minutes.

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:02
Hey can someone watch my towers, I gotta run to the store to get some chocolate milk. I'll be back in about 5 minutes.
2 Name: Mohamed Atta 2017-05-09 07:08
Yeah no problem, I'll keep and eye on em.
3 Name: Khalid Sheik Mohammed 2017-05-09 07:23
Looking good. Hope you don't trip with your chocolate milk.
4 Name: Hans Gruber 2017-05-09 07:27
https://i.imgur.com/p6Fb91L.jpg

Grab me some chocolate milk too please! These are some nifty towers!
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:28
>>4 Those are some nice towers... would be a shame if anything happened to them...
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:53
Wow your towers have some sturdy steel beems. Impressive.
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 07:59
drops 1 gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the white carpet
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:06
https://i.imgur.com/BSwXwFd.jpg

hey guys what's going on? I see y-OHSHIT
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:09
>>8
This is what happens when you let your towers Smoke pot.
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:13
Luckily jet fuel cant melt steel beams, so were good. No chance of collapsing.
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:26
GODDAMN IT ANON YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS AND THE STAINS ON THE FLOOR FROM MY CHOCOLATE MILK
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:28
>>11
I bet you my dubs.
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:33
>>12
Fuck your dubs sager where's the money for my towers, chocolate milk, and the stain on my floor.
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:36
>>13
All I have is tree fidy
15 Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2017-05-09 08:38
how DARE anyone ruin these towers!?
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:41
>>14
Imma need a small loan of a million dollars
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:44
https://i.imgur.com/KufJSUd.jpg
um sorry /lounge/rs you only have one left
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:48
>>17
SON OF A BITCH.
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:51
FUCK FUCK FUCK...shit sage anon

https://media.giphy.com/media/M6fg9tVYVKRZ6/giphy.gif

now you got none...all gone
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:54
o well anon did you get your milk????
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:56
>>20
I did then I dropped it all over my fucking white carpet when i came back and saw my towers on fire
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:57
>>20
Well, that other faggot made him spill it when OP saw his towers destroyed. Have you even paid attention to this thread?
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 08:59
Well saging-anon owes me a fuck ton of money from all this
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:05
>>21
well you can barrow my broom..if you want
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:09
also i just had maintenance done on those floors
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:16
>>24
Thanks /lounge/r you got a leaf blower too? I may need that as well.
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:19
ye sure
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:24
>>26
https://i.imgur.com/Kzzk7iC.jpg
na no good u can use this though...
just put gas in it when done
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:35
>>28
Thanks /lounge/r i need to haul all this shit outta here i dont want people to know it wasn't concrete it was sheetrock
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:39
>>29
FUCK!!!!
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:42
>>29
No prob /lounge/r I got you ......

you do know they where bound to come down you know sheetrock stacked that high.....
just saying
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 09:56
>>31
Yea I knew I shouldn't have trusted that shady contractor
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:07
>>30
don't worry anon we are cleaning this funerary up now ....

who got a dam shovel and rake

https://i.imgur.com/ao09XwX.jpg
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:11
hurry up before someone sees this mess
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:13
>>34
Oh fuck here comes George Bush
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:14
>>33
I got a BlendTec blender
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:17
>>32
well I am helping /lounge/rs
do you think we can just sweep it in the sewers..
real fast
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:33
>>37
Probably you know anyone who can make a makeshift flamethrower real quick?
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:36
>>36
your not being very helpful anon bush is on his way ..
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:43
OH COME ON MAN DON'T TAKE A SHIT ON THE PILE, IT ALREADY SMELLS BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:45
>>44
OHHH SHIT DUBS, >>39 but it was I OP, I have the over sized model so I can turn this rubble into cocaine.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:50
Um let me think ..........................

https://i.imgur.com/TY8jcBb.jpg

ok i tried it leaves a mess too wut do now ....
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 10:56
>>42
I think I saw a giant tarp in bldg 7 I'll go get it
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 11:02
Inb4 false flag bush did this etc

dubs
45 Name: !uaJoD7Woeo 2017-05-09 11:26
gaming
46 Name: gaming 2017-05-09 11:26
gaming??
47 Name: gaming !bLOSf2.kGc 2017-05-09 11:26
gaming
48 Name: gaming !uaJoD7Woeo 2017-05-09 11:27
gayming.
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 12:12
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 12:12
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 17:20
I parked my car next to two towers can anyone help find my car.
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 18:04
>>51
Yeah it's under the 300 million ton of rubble over there.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 20:10
>>52
I just want a banana instead!
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-09 22:15
>>53
euh, why?
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:45
>>54
You should take a shower anon it makes you feel really good.
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:49
>>55
Will this make me travel back to 2014 when I had a gf?
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:54
>>55
i don't own a shower. or bath
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 18:59
I didn't take a shower for 1 month now.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:08
>>56
Yes but only if you take a shower 3 times scrub bleach on your asshole and give me your credit card details.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:12
>>55
what's a shower?
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:18
>>55 Jokes on you I already took a shower twice today.
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:20
>>57
Do you live in Detroit?
>>58
Makes sense!
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:24
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ Detroit house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
had our shower stolen
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64 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:26
>>62
no i'm just really fucking poor
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:30
>>60
a cubicle or bath in which a person stands under a spray of water to wash.
>>61
Good.
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:35
>>64
How do you have the money for a phone, PC plus internet then?
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:43
If you want to feel extra special good, put on some music, drink a beer, smoke a cigarette and wear sunglasses during your shower.
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:51
>>66
i lied. i actually do have a bathtub but it'd cost my fucking leg to fix it.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:03
Who dropped of society here? What keeps you going? Digital jew made me soulless creep.
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:49
Stupid shit you do, because life hasn't given you the opportunity to be normal..

I'm taking a shit
Hold my balls in my hand, because otherwise they hang so far down, that they touch the toilet walls
Every time I forget holding them, my shit touches my sack and AFTER THAT my log drops into the water
Every time I forget holding them, I'm forced to piss myself, because my balls touch the inner side of the toilet and my piss has to run along my sack
Every time I forget to hold them, they smell like shit and piss. Especially when I had diarrhea or if I ate too many eggs
Every time I forget to hold them, I might get an infection or some kind of disease, because my job forces me to use public toilets a lot

I fucking hate myself. I ALWAYS forget to fucking hold them. FML
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:54
>>70
What the fuck, how long are your balls exactly?
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:56
>>71
He's hung like a horse. And not in the good way.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:04
hm...
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:06
>>70
because my job forces me to use public toilets a lot

what the fucking fuck is your job?
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:17
>>71
You know the Greentext where a dude shows his balls and they are long as fuck? I can't remember the reason for them being so long but I think he stretched them or something.
Some people are born like this. My father's balls are even longer than mine.
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:21
>>74
I'm an archaeologist
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 22:24
>>76
dont ya'll have some private portable toilet like on construction sites?
78 Name: Skankhunt42 !j6i/CCD4ys 2017-05-10 22:30
>>75
Wait. How do you know about the length of your father's balls?
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:00
>>78
dad i need to talk to you about something very personal
sure son, im here for you whatever is the case
the thing is my testicles are hanging strangely low and im really self-concious about it
i knew this time shall come, son this runs in the family
*dad whips out his 0.5 meter long ballsack, slamming it on the table
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:19
>>77
Usually yes, but you don't want to know how most of them look like after a shitskin used them. They carry all kinds of sickness. Ever seen a portable toilet on a hot summer day on a construction site? Imagine that 10 times worse. I can tell because I've done both
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:26
>>70
why dont you just tie your fucking balls up with some piece of fabric so they wont fall down? call it a balls-bra.
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:30
>>78
>>79
We have a pool at my parents house. He always swims naked. Every time he goes for a swim, you can see his balls dingling between his legs in the water...it's disgusting. Like a snake stuck up his ass
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:38
>>81
I've tried to create a balls-bra ages ago. It cuts off your blood circulation. It hurts and you literally get blue balls.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:46
>>78,83,82
https://i.imgur.com/RflKE0n.png

DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS? HAHAHAHA
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:51
>>84
Wow that's really accurate. Nice job.
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 23:56
https://i.imgur.com/13nqsm5.png

These IRS scammers are hillarious! Stopped taking my call after the 3rd round of "sorry?"

It seems that if you state something they don't like, they've been required to say nothing but "Sorry?". So now, it shall be a game. How many times can I get them to say "sorry?"

My high score today was 8. I'll have to try again tomorrow. Tell me anon, what was your high score?
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:02
>>86
I didn't give my number to everybody like a faggot. Never have scam calls
>>84
Kek
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:06
>>87
All I read there was "I have no friends and I will have no legacy when I die." Speed up the process and kindly go kill yourself, thanks!
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:15
>>88
Well your post will die faster, sorry ;(
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:18
>>89
Psh, I'm not too worried about that. I was trying to see how many socially awkward teens I could get to call these people. It was way easier back during the Hal Turner raids, not so much now.
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:22
>>90
I'm a telemarketer, when people kick off it makes my day.
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:30
Why the fuck would one worship Satan if you know he's going to be raping you for an eternity in the after life?

I'm not saying Satan does or doesn't exist for sure. All I'm saying is if you're going to worship something, it wouldn't be Satan.

How could somebody be so stupid?
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:35
>>92 doesn't know what satanism is lul
sage in all fields
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 00:40
>>93
There's LaVeyan Satanism, which I'm not referring to. I'm referring to theistic Satanism, which I thought would be so obvious that I wouldn't need to specify for most people.

Went right past you though.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:00
Don't answer the telephone. I'm going to tell the front desk lady that I want "no calls" for the duration of my stay!
96 Name: James Byron Dean 2017-05-11 01:04
Ask someone who doesn't give a HECK anything?
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:09
>>96
How does it feel to have died at the ripe old age of 24?
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:11
>>97
idk all i remember is living and living well
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:14
Did you just come back from Facebook?
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:16
>>96
what's a Heck?
101 Name: James Byron Dean 2017-05-11 01:22
>>99
i dont have a facebook norman
102 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:27
103 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:32
>>102
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104 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:36
Hey /lounge/, I need some advice. I just finished my first year of engineering, and I'm 19. I've never had an actual paid job (didn't him HS and not while in school). I have some mixed feelings on working in retail, and I've already been turned down by the employer I'd been volunteering with for years. I'm at a loss.

inb4 kill your self
105 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:42
>>104
Labor dude. Find a warehouse or warehouses in your area and apply, if you apply for order filler jobs they usually don't require past experience and pay any where between 10 to 13.50 base.
106 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:46
https://i.imgur.com/tRzdPRP.png

I've been thinking this without irony and maybe America NEEDS fascism. Like, imagine how great and safe a country we could have by removing the undesirables of society and removing certain things in the constitution that really prevent the government from properly acting.
107 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 01:51
Bumping because I have faith that you guys can see America needs to become a fascist state. We can no longer trust the people. A good government will tell the citizens to step back in line when they act out like children.
108 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-11 02:02
Can you guys please send as any bizzarre pics as you can to this email [email protected] i'll appreciate it, im making a collection of the most bizarre, incredible pics. Cheers and thanks for your help! :)
109 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 02:11
>>108
find a new hobby, you will not find special friends here.
110 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 02:21
Is globalism inevitable, /lounge/? and if so, how do we avoid it?
111 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 02:25
>>110
why the fuck did i read that in the Alex Jones voice?
112 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 02:29
>>110
Of course it's inevitable. Humans are more interconnected than we've ever been, and travel is faster and more convenient than it's ever been. This is not going to become less prevalent, we're only going to become more interconnected over time and eventually, having borders and different sets of rules for different nations will become too cumbersom to be realistic.

A world government will happen sooner or later.
113 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 02:34
>>110
You don't avoid it you figure out a way to benefit and don't waste time complaining about it like a bitch.
114 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 04:44
So let's say science progresses to the point where doctors can successfully perform testicular transplants. Let's say a man who undergoes such surgery later has sex with a woman and produces a child. Is that child his or the donor's? Discuss.
115 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 05:22
>>114
Obviously it will be the man's child and not the donor's. The donor is not responsible for the use and/or products of the donated organs. Once the testicles are transplanted into the recipient, the man receives full responsibility for them.
TLDR: why tf should a dead ball-less corpse have to father a mistake-child, bitch.
116 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 06:19
I was sleeping at my grandma's house on a friday night. Backstory is that her house was built in the 1800's. I was sleeping in her living. Then woke up at 2:30am. And saw this creepy women in the window. I was scared shitless. I got my hinting knife from under my pillow. Then went outside and try to find who ever it was. But she disappeared. I don't know what the fuck it was but since then I always have the blinds over the window. This night still gives me the chills.
117 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 07:51
>>116
Michael Jackson.?
118 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-11 15:42
>>117
A ghost?
119 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:19
When you guys piss at urinals do you put your dick through the weird hole on your underwear or pull them down just enough to pee over top of them?
120 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 00:27
>>119
Nobody uses the weird hole
except maybe niggers or faggots
121 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:02
>>119
I use the hole.
If it's briefs I'm wearing, i just push the elastic down if I'm in a hurry.
122 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:10
>>119
if my shirt is tucked in then yes i'll use the hole so i dont have to undo my belt just to have to tuck it back in nicely. if i'm dressed casually, pull down
123 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:27
>>119
I don't think anyone uses that hole at all, everyone just pulls em down and pisses.
124 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:06
Whats the best kind of tobacco? i love pic ( https://i.imgur.com/blKks9W.jpg ) related. red man makes me feel sick and so does snuff and dip but chew can be so good it goes great after coffee
125 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 02:37
>>124
As a guy that used to smoke 1 or 2 packs of cigs a day

Then dipped a can or 2 of kodiak a day

Just quit

Cancer will take you away from the people you love in pieces or all at once slowly.

I decided to quit before I got there.
126 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 03:06
playing autism blocks
127 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-15 22:05
>>126
If you're gonna jew out at least don't be obvious
128 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-16 07:46
>>127
Could always be much worse, like having to live in the cancerous shithole people call, the middle east.
129 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-16 08:42
How does one do a biological attack?

How do you give everyone in your town salmonella like that one time it really happened? Do you just go and smear raw chicken on peoples door handles?
130 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-16 09:08
>>129
that might work in a poorly sanitized population, but in urban settings, the bacteria is better transmitted through food, so think of ways to spread infected food instead
131 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-02 20:31
I just tried to cook a stir-fry and it tasted like trash. I'm tired of trying to cook meals and I'm tired of asking myself what I'm gonna eat everyday. I'm not Gordon Ramsey. I don't have hundreds of utensils and ingredients in my kitchen to cook great meals. I keep trying to eat healthy food to get all the necessary vitamins and minerals but I'm considering giving up cooking as much and just living on milk, nuts, fruit, smoothies and eggs. Mainly simple shit that you don't need to cook. Is it possible to live on mostly raw foods or will it mess up my health?
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-03 14:59
Did the pewdiepie bullshit started here? I was looking his channel and that shit seemed too much like →/newpol/ to me, not been here for awhile, update me, and don't people know that stormfront is a troll nest? Damn, niggas are really dumb.
133 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-03 17:52
>>132
Yes and pewdiepie needs to banned from Youtube, He's a clickbait master.
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-03 18:05
>>129
How about trying >>131 cooking?
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-03 22:43
I like hotdogs.
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 15:50
You are facing your opponent In a boxing match but you choose each other's entrance music. What do you choose?
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-06 04:58
>>136
Dreams by Stevie Nicks.
138 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 12:08
How long could humans possibly survive if the sun was to disappear ?
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 19:42
>>138
Well since the sun is a star, and as we know stars are made of gas, so gas stars are not that hard to make really, if the sun disappeared we can just send a rocket into the sky filled with gas and then make fire into it so it keeps burning just like the sun
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 21:45
So guys I've been thinking.
What happens when the outside lava on the sun solidifies like it has on earth?
Isn't it going to be dark all day and we will only have a bit of moonlight at night?
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 21:49
>>140
Are you developmentally delayed?
142 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 21:51
>>141
No. Why?
143 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 21:53
>>140
I'm being baited, but the sun is made of plasma, not lava.
144 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 21:55
>>140
outside lava
on the sun
moonlight

I hope nobody is this dumb 4/10 made me reply

inb4 "I was just pretending"
145 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 21:57
It's not funny because there are actually people who grew up in first world countries that are actually this dumb, it's mostly women and niggers though.
146 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:02
>>140 The sun is made of gas not mineral.(it is also a never ending chain reaction of nuclear origin)

Solution solved.
147 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:06
>>143
Damn! The idiots here just don't stop coming do they.
If it was plasma it would be green. Does the sun look green?
148 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:13
When the outside lava melts, then we've all got to move to the moon because it's brighter. That's why we've been developing space travel for so long because from here the moon isn't bright enough. But we've always got electricity just in case.
149 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:21
>>147
If it was plasma it would be green
justify this sentence
150 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:23
>>148
*solidifies
151 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:27
>>147
I took the bait willingly and still am dumbfounded.
152 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:29
>>149
You sir obviously never played Fallout
153 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:36
154 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:41
>>140
real scientition here.
The lava on the sun only hardens once a month and in small places. After 11 years, the sun enters its solar peroid and the hardened rock sloughs off and forms a new moon or planet.

This is why scientitions are worred about climate change. The sun is about 3 years late for it's period and if it doesn't form a new moon soon, it could cause massive changes in weather for us on earth.
155 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:42
>>140 How do you think the sun goes dark at night, it just warms up and re-melts every morning.
156 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:43
outside lava
157 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:45
The moon doesn't give off light. However, i think that is the least of your problems.
158 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:48
>>140
Short answer: No
Long answer: Yes
159 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:52
>>157
Oh yeah? Then why does the moon light up at night when the sun is turned around?
160 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:56
The closest thing to what you're thinking is a sunspot. Which is a cooler portion of the sun that turns dark for a period of time, then goes back to normal. That can't happen on the sun ever. The only thing even closer to what your saying is until after it explodes in a nova, turns into a white dwarf, and cools itself. And that last part is only when nuclear fission isn't happening. And takes a couple billions of years to happen.
161 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 22:57
>>147
The sun is actually white
162 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-06-10 23:00
How does the sun even work?

It's a fucking miracle.
163 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:03
>>159
ok just stop now, you've had your little troll thread and acted all stupid, its time to stop posting and put a gun to your head
164 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:06
>>163
HEY LOOKIE HERE ITS THE KING OF /LOUNGE/
165 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:11
>>159
when the sun is turned around

I bet you're gonna say the earth is round next

The lava just hardens at night when the sun goes to sleep ya dringus
166 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:14
>>163
No. Just no.
167 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:27
>>146
never ending
if only... if only...
168 Name: RedCream 2017-06-10 23:30
>>162
Its called fusion and its like an opposite nuke instead of atoms splitting there are atoms binding together and becoming new element.
169 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-06-10 23:33
>>168
New element?
There's only four, earth, wind, water and fire.
Stop lying to these people.
170 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:34
>>168
Fission. Fixed it for you.
171 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:40
>>140
the year that it happens we won't be on earth or we will be extinct
172 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:43
>>169
Actually it's only 3

Earth, wind and fire .
173 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 23:45
>>171
No. I'm going to Mars on Musk's new rocket
174 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 00:08
>>154
this is verified and true
175 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 00:13
>>170
Not sure if bait but I'll bite anyway.

Stars undergo fusion. Fission is the splitting of atoms. You don't see the sun exploding like a giant nuke, do you?
176 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 11:19
Kek
177 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 18:07
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAGS DO IT

I just ate out a woman with an unshaven cunt for almost 45 minutes straight. It was THE MOST disgusting experience of my fucking life. I wanted to stop 5 seconds into it but I dutifully obliged and carried out the mission I had accepted.

Holy fucking shit. Unshaven snatches are the most disgusting thing in the world. It literally almost turned me gay for a moment. I had PUBIC HAIR STUCK IN MY FUCKING TEETH. The vaginal juices (hers tasted like putrid vomit) just stuck to every fucking hair and made it look even more horrifying. I had to fight past the fucking hair just to wiggle her clit a little with my tongue.

We then went to fuck and the fucking wet hairs felt disgusting as hell on my skin. I couldn't even keep my erection I was so disgusted.

FUCK this shit is disgusting.

How the fuck do you men tolerate hairy snatches???
178 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 20:54
>>177
You're not supposed to eat them, you moron. The hair is for pulling.
179 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 23:41
>>177
nigga if it smells tell her to wash it
180 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 00:32
>>177
I suspect hat OP is, well, a faggot.
181 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 01:39
>>180
I tend to agree.
eeeww girl is gross
182 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 03:19
>>177
How do you men tolerate it.
I don't. Tell that bitch to shave or don't go down on her. Simple. Grow the fuck up
183 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 03:36
Dude I agree. No hair is the only option. Fortunately my wife agrees and has been waxing it off since it started growing.
184 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 04:10
You eat her ass
185 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 04:43
>>177
Faggot. I would bury my face in that beautiful pussy for a lot longer than 45 minutes.
Go find yourself a nice, shaved dick to suck. You're one of those club-douche-bros who only fuck women because you're in the closet.
186 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 05:18
>>178
my sides are in space
187 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:07
>>185
No fucking eww, god that shit is nasty, FUCK. I CAN STILL FEEL THE WET HAIRS GET CAUGHT IN MY TEETH

NEVER AGAIN /lounge/
188 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:49
You are not supposed to go down on a fully haired cunt.

She has to shave near the cunt and cut the rest.
189 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 08:07
>>188
At least I can locate her clit without getting it lost in the fucking jungle every time I had to swallow all her god damn excretions.
190 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 08:44
>>189
Rubbing alcohol
191 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 16:12
Shit! Get down there's a snip-
192 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-13 08:07
Dennis Rodman is going back to North Korea.

What can we do to get Kim to keep him or execute him for spying?
193 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 09:52
Rodman is on the CIA's payroll, they know that basketball is Kim's weakness and are exploiting that, or at least attempting to, but I think Kim sees through it all being a hi IQ East Asian. This is probably the reason why nobody knows his actual birth date, he tells Rodman one date and the official authorities in the DPRK say another.
194 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 02:53
Jaiden Animations raid when?
I mean, she makes shitty "animations" videos on Youtube. And stories at the same time. And shes super sensitive when somebody takes pictures of her and or calls her out on her bullshit. Also shes Anorexic AND depressed, double the fun!
Not forgetting the fanbase and how young it is.
What are we left with? A super weak feeble channel relying on is followers to help the user from suicide.
I think this a lolcow that should to be milked.
195 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 06:40
>>194
Never heard of this bitch, tell me more...
196 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-18 10:27
>>195
Happy to oblige my good sir!
Jaiden is some stupid bitch who has a devianart, youtube, and what ever site she can get her hands on. Her name is why I lost faith in the youtube animation community. And because her channel relies heavily on stories. Her fanbase if full, more of PACKED with young children who attempt to be pretentious and edgy. Her lolcow milk amount reached maximum capacity when she made a video called "Why I don't do Face Reveals". Which basically shows her being a little bitch and talking about her "anorexia". And you know what? Her fanbase ate that shit up like flies on shit. Also, she is depressed, meaning shes suicidal; therefore, we can drive her to suicide.
197 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-19 14:14
Oh by the way, Jaiden has some dumb ass bird that seems to be the mascot of the channel. I got banned on her channel by saying that her species of bird (Turquoise Green Cheek Concure) only has a lifespan of 10 years.
198 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-20 18:01
Only thing i know that's she hates impersonators.
199 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-21 21:48
She seems unoriginal, reminds me of Domics and Jontron (because of birb)
Bump
200 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-23 01:35
you got my attention at "anorexic and depressed"
201 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 05:22
she made me so mad when she said she had depression because she was "ugly" what a fucking whore. she should just die. she is not ugly and she is also not depressed. she is just a fucking attention whore. im fucking ugly i want to fucking die, she has nothing to complain about. i hate that cunt.
202 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:09
In the suggestion
TonyToons
What's with these story animations? They ruin animation community on YouTube
203 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-26 12:56
>>202
they are easy to make and make HELLA cash
204 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 16:43
>>194
Just skip the middle man and kill yourself instead. That'd be more fun.
205 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-28 20:30
>>194
Think before you post
206 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-30 00:17
Literally who?
NYPA summerfag
Also, the samefagging in this thread is off the charts, please hang yourself and do your family the favor will ya OP?
207 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-01 04:04
>>194
How about you leave your lolcow drama on lolcow and take your samefagging self somewhere else
There are literally thousands of shitty young girls and boys making content for other shitty children. It will never stop and you are retarded if you do anything but ignore it and move on with your life
208 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 07:51
>>202
The animation community got ruined in like 2014 when the algorithm changed dude
209 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 16:11
>>194
Why do you hate yourself OP?
Samefagging over and over, pretending to have people interested in "raiding" her?
Jealous because she's making money doing what she likes and actually has a good life?
An hero pls
210 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 00:32
>>194 NYPA, do the world a favor and off yourself
211 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 06:06
>>194
greentext
No know how to greentext
does it anyway
212 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 11:40
>>211
wow I'm impressed you managed to type that with so many cocks in your mouth
213 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 12:31
Holocaust denial is also a crime, how ridiculous is that? Points to there being credence in the gas chambers myth
214 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 09:49
Am i cool yet dudes?
215 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-04 20:47
You were always cool, >>214‑san
216 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 06:53
What isn't a crime these days in Zionist controlled Europe? I'm surprised it's not yet a crime to be a breathing white person yet.
217 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 07:04
Except on Tuesdays.
218 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 07:42
why do we let traitors to continue to live?
219 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-06 07:53
>>218
Why do you continue to live? At least traitors do something note worthy.
You fucking loser, OP.
220 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-06 08:01
Stop sucking the government's cock.
221 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 07:46
The Federal government of the USA can't even get the country to completely switch over to the metric system effectively and we expect it to do anything else with competence?
222 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 11:22
Alright autist-central, I need a name.

https://i.imgur.com/sGimjDE.jpg

Wife brought home this half-nigger, all-faggot, ditch cat. Tearing up everything.

My son suggested Yard Beef.
I suggested Chimdale.
The way she shits on her hind legs and runs around, I'm now thinking Turd Gollum.

Need you help. Can't deliver it's up to her. But I need to get something in before is goes to Fluffy or some stupid shit.
223 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 14:09
>>222
Definitely Turd Gollum. >>222, this is the ONLY answer!
224 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 16:56
>>222
just look at her face there is a cock on it! know you know name it cockface...
225 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 19:43
>>223
I agree. Unfortunately, that''s already been shot down.
226 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-14 22:30
>>224
Oh shit, never noticed that. More like snorkeling.
227 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 01:17
>>224
now you know
fug! I've made autistic typo
228 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 04:03
bump

C'mon guys.
229 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:50
Cheeto
230 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 09:38
>>228
Rash, Zitz or maybe Pimple?

Gatto
Dumbledore
Fred Astaire
Amber
Cockie
Meshuggah
Doggo (that's how I called mine)
Remy (rem-ee)
Maddie
Mc Ride
Mathcore
Poison
Rattamahatta
231 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:26
>>230
Meshuggah
Mathcore
I'm digging these.

Remy
Like the skinhead on the roof?
232 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-17 00:34
>>222
Whats that shit on its nose? looks gross.
233 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 00:54
>>232
You are a rude boy.
234 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 09:40
What is /lounge/'s opinion on civilized black people?
235 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 18:00
>>234
civilized
then what would be the problem?
236 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 20:47
They are not really people.
You have to think of them more as tamed dogs. Even the cuddliest and sweetest dog is still an animal driven by natural instincts and you shouldn't let it be close to a baby unsupervised.
237 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 23:34
It's like one of those animal adoption stories (e.g. cat cares for duckling or some shit).
Not the way nature rolls, but it works fine for now.
238 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 15:53
Kek, I hate my life. No stable places to hang myself from in my backyard, why life WHY
239 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 16:23
Now that the market's opened, might as well make another one of these posts.

AMD is currently rising, now at $13.68 after starting at $13.61 and a big dip for the limit buys at $13.49.

Jetblue is trending down (again). I wholly regret investing in them this early, but there's at least hope for August.

Tell everyone your picks and theories
240 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 17:00
>>239
Car loan bubble in the US is going to burst soon, that's going to cause the student loan bubble to also burst.

You read it here first, people
241 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 17:06
>>239
You want regret, I regret APRN. Although I'm surprised it was this long before an attempted class action against DRYS.
242 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 18:56
Flat earth discussion.
Rules:
1. No NASA photos (proven to be false/doctored)
2. No links without context. Provide AT LEAST a summary of whatever it is that you're citing, and elaborate as to how it's evidence against flat earth theory
3. No questionable sources

I have yet to see a mathematical equation proving the earth is round. In all my years of studying and researching the topic, every single globetard I've come across just shuts down any discussion after I ask a couple direct questions. Just because you were fed this nonsense all of your life, doesn't make it true.

So if you can handle an intellectual discussion, by all means feel free to post. Other than that, go back to circlejerking at /cuckfinger/
243 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 21:43
>>242
rules: no scientific fact that the earth isn't flat
Okay, kid
244 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 00:30
>>242
earth is not flat
earth is not round
earth is irregular spheroid
245 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 02:44
>>243
What? Tell me, you learned that the is earth is round, right? So prove it without 'muh pix'
246 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 03:17
>>242
come on op, if the earth was flat then cats would have knocked everything over the edge already
247 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:25
>>245
Why don't you prove its flat
248 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 04:59
>>246
Best argument, period
249 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:33
>>242
If the earth it's trully flat, explain to me the seasons and the different time zones
250 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:07
>>247
That's not how scientific theory works. The scientist proves to the normal man, not the other way around.
251 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:40
>>242
Flat earth discussion.
Rules:
1. No NASA photos (proven to be false/doctored)
2. No links without context. Provide AT LEAST a summary of whatever it is that you're citing, and elaborate as to how it's evidence against flat earth theory
3. No questionable sources
I have yet to see a mathematical equation proving the earth is round. In all my years of studying and researching the topic, every single globetard I've come across just shuts down any discussion after I ask a couple direct questions. Just because you were fed this nonsense all of your life, doesn't make it true.
So if you can handle an intellectual discussion, by all means feel free to post. Other than that, go back to circlejerking in /cuckfinger/
Stinky nigger, kill yourself!
252 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:14
>>250
So you can't prove its flat then huh? Typical flatist faggotry
253 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:47
>>249
Seasons are produced by the sun rotating around the earth. Closer regions are warmer, farther regions are colder.

Time zones are a product of the relativity theory. Closer to the disk's center, time flows faster, just like in the movie Interstellar.

Learn your physics, faggot.
254 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:38
If the earth is flat, what holds us to the surface?
255 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 09:12
256 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 09:46
>>242
Gravity make shit come together
Shit all want to come together from all directions toward the center
Everything wanting to come together from all directions in a third dimentional plane makes a sphere
Besides, dont you guys also think the earth is round? Flat circle is round, no?
257 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 10:19
>>242
Explain how people have different seasons and different time. If we were on a disc the spinning would make us fall off. Do you believe in gravity?
258 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 10:27
Gravity has a center, pulling everything around it towards the center. So if the earth is flat, where is the center of gravity?
259 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 11:01
what is gps
everything is a lie
flight times
literally everything
260 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 11:18
1 simple theory that completely disproves the flat earth one, and can be proved. Gravity.
261 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 11:35
>>254
Gravity.
262 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 11:52
>>244
Actually the term is oblate spheroid. It's not irregular. It's exactly what you would expect for a giant spinning ball. Bulges in the middle.
263 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 12:09
>>260
Gravity isn't a theory lmao, but yea
264 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 13:50
>>258
implying you have to be round to have a center
Jesus Christ, boy, at least argue with some intelligence. Even your body, which may be round, I don't know, but mine isn't, and it has a center of mass.
265 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 14:27
>>242
Explain how satellites stay in orbit, Explain why other planets are round, Why would the government lie? before everyone thought it was flat but for some unknown reason they decide to say otherwise?
266 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 14:57
>>258
There is no center. The earth disc is thick. It can be divided into concentric rings of equal mass. The outer rings become thinner yet weigh the same as the central one, thus the gravity is equal across the entire disc.
267 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 15:31
>>253
Do you have any idea about the theory of relativity and time dialysis?
Closer to disk's center, time flows faster
Kek! XD
268 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 16:05
Explain the stars you see in the sky that have been seen for thousands of years
269 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 16:38
>>253
So, by your logic, the 4 seasons are a day long.
And saying that time zones change being closer to the center is irrational, if it were a disk, the sun would iluminante everything when it goes up and then when it gets behind there would be no sunlight anywhere, so there wouldn't be different time zones, nor seasons
270 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 17:12
>>242
buy helium balloons
Attatch to camera + GPS
let fly into the stratosphere while filming
Recover camera
view home sourced video evidence of oblong spheroid shaped earth
271 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 17:29
>>266
but......even if the disc has uniform mass....if you left the centre you would still be pulled towards it.......
if you mean a disc with density inversely proportional to the distance from the centre then thats very easily disproven by the way waves pass through the earth in a manner predicted of a spheroid with a dense, molten core (in fact this alone is solid evidence against a flat earth)
272 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 18:19
>>269
And also the moon wouldn't be iluminarse by the sun, so it would be constantly an eclipse
273 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 18:36
>>242
How come you flatards dont have any pictures of the real Earth that show it to be flat?
274 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 18:53
>>242
no picture evidence
make a tldr of your citings because reading makes my head hurt
also no sources i dont agree with

Why hasnt natural selection killed you off yet?
275 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 19:28
Erasthostene was not only able to prove that Earth must be somehow curved, but was able to calculate its curvature using a well, a stick, and a camel.
And he did that two millenia ago.

Bow to him bitches.
276 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 19:46
>>250
There is nothing normal about you you degenerate.
277 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 20:03
What the fuck? I've been a pilot for years and I've traveled the earth. If you go east from the USA to china, then go east back to the USA... you eventually arrive at the USA... In fact, when flying over the middle of the major oceans, you lose radio communication because the curvature of the earth blocks straight line communication..
278 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 20:19
If the Earth is flat, why doesn't the earth's shadow appear flat during lunar eclipses? A flat earth wouldn't cover the whole moon in shadow, just an equatorial strip of some thickness
279 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 20:36
>>273
Because he doesn't actually believe the earth is flat, you fuck head. He's trolling.
280 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 20:54
You can see a curve from the window of a plane. Fuck everything; I wanna die.
281 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 21:11
Troll thread notwithstanding, there's one question that flatards always have trouble answering:

"Why?"

Why would someone go through the trouble of lying to everyone about a round earth? What's the purpose?
282 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 21:28
go on cruise around the world
don't fall off the map
end up where you started
283 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 21:45
>>277
It's just like getting lost in the forest... You think you're fying straight, but your plane is getting pulled towards the center of the disk.
284 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 22:18
But there's plenty of vids on jewtube
https://youtu.be/95NDkABAsSk For example
285 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-21 22:52
If the earth were flat (which it's not, and if you honestly full heartedly truly believe it is, that is one of the saddest fucking things I can absolutely see. It's just as dumb as if you think that the moon landings are fake. You're dumb and should be put down, or castrated so you can't reproduce and spread more dumbassery in our world. If you can honestly prove to me that the moon landings were fake, or the earth is a flat fucking disk, I swear to god, on my family, on my friends, on my fucking mother, I will take a video of me blowing my brains out. This is fucking bait and i'm biting.
286 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 23:10
>>283
>>242 not responding to the other comments he doesn't know how to refute, >>242 is fag, this thread is gay! too.
287 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 00:01
Want proof when ships sail away they disappear from view bottom first showing that the earth is round
288 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 00:18
>>285
yeah well you forgot to close you parantheses so who's the dummy now eh?
289 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 00:58
How was I able to watch the international space station orbit the round earth in an orbital spin both on a screen and by looking up into the sky with my own two eyes?
290 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-22 01:25
>>288
I sure did. Doh. Eh. I'll get over it.
291 Name: >:( 2017-07-22 01:40
Stupid people that think the world is round are the same fuckers who think all the continents were one as that pangeo bullshit. But if that's true then HOW COME THE CONTINENTS DON'T FIT TOGETHER?! You guys make up the dumbest shit.
292 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 02:22
>>290
maybe you'll get over the fact that the earth is merely a 2 dimensional textured disk projected onto a hyperbanana-shaped cloud of Kalabi space
293 Name: RedCream 2017-07-22 02:52
>>277
I think you'll find you're wrong Mr Pilot. You're readouts are actually sending you back west. It's a conspiracy which involves every government on earth, everyone who works in the space industry, every military, every industry which uses satellite communication, GPS navigation companies, satellite entertainment industrys, the telecommunication industry, every airline on Earth, their staff, the staff who build their airplanes, every air traffic control team, everyone who works in long distance shipping. They all know, and they're keeping it from you because....... now admit yoar roal.
294 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:09
>>287
>>286
What were you trying to say? And you call me a "degenerate"?
295 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 03:59
because the creator (GOD) knew the earth was a sphere which was hanged on nothing and that the universe was expanding when he wrote Job 26:7

All you atheists and perverts and seekers of strange (queer) doctrines like this garbage, with your itching ears, but you fail to realize its all garbage. its trash. its a fad from faggots and Hollywood just like the equally pathetic scientology. "ooh look at me I believe the earth is flat"? Well the FOOL has said in his heart there is no God. In 2 Thessalonians and in Romans chapter 1 it talks about people who first reject God being turned over to sodomy, perverted lusts, and DELUSIONS. What are delusions? Things people believe to be true without evidence. For instance: THE EARTH IS FLAT. I guarantee you 100% that OP is a faggot because he already is delusional, and foolish, and perverted with this flat earth GARBAGE. Go write that crap on a cardboard sign like it belongs and stand on the street preaching your filth like the rest of the losers and fags by I5 and I405. Get out of here
296 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 04:50
>>294
So, not only >>242 is really stupid, he also is a homofobe
297 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 05:23
>>242
So when an objects radius exceeds 200-300km, gravity will start to squash the objects matter into its center. This is the reason why planets, some moons like earths moon and stars are spherical, but asteroids and meteroids aren't. Because of this, earth cannot be flat.
298 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 05:57
>>250
That was one of the stupidest things i've read. That's not how scientific theory works. You have no sources for your own theory.
299 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 06:32
Anybody who says gravity is not a theory and can be proven must have shit for brains. First of all gravity is not quantifiable as a constant. It is allegedly an ever-accelerating force.

Here's the answer to all your questions: BUOYANCY.

Fucking btards go back to sucking bernies cock and leave the science to the free thinkers rather than the institutionalize fucking Stockholm syndrome retards. Why doesn't gravity work underwater if the "center of gravity" is underwater too, you fucking primates. Why do things less dense than air defy gravity? If it were a LAW there would be NO EXCEPTIONS.
300 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 06:49
>>293
So this is honestly what flat earthers believe? Jesus Christ, I guess with so many people living on this planet, we're bound to have some retards.
301 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 07:06
>>300
Take binoculars, look over the water to the nearest large city. Observe the truth. And then promptly Chester yourself.
302 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 07:23
>>242
be me
go to the pier
have binoculars
watch ship go straight into ocean
ship disappears from the bottom up
earth is round
no evidence for a flat earth

good enough for me, sailors figured this out centuries before the aristocracy who were afflicted by heavy metals and syphilis.

you're welcome
303 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 07:41
>>244
it's also closer to a perfect sphere than anything we've ever produced or found in nature
304 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 07:58
>>299
yeah noone has ever heard of a downward motion in water! i mean we don't even have the vocabulary to convey that.
305 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 08:15
>>302
This did not happen unless you truly have allowed your brains to turn to piss in fucking grade school you autistic fucking bacteria.
306 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 08:32
The earth is hollow and only niggers and workslaves exist on the surface, they fuck everything because they know they will die soon by the deadly xrays from the sun.

Think about the word "caveman"
307 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 08:49
>>253
earth is round but that's literally not how it works

the winter seasons, the land is at an angle which makes the sun's ray's more shallow, the same rays cover a larger surface, meaning the create less temperature.
308 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 09:06
>>242
I want to usher in a Bright Age. What I mean is I want to kill people with stupid thoughts like this. Round up all the flat-earthers, anti-vaxers, etc. and burn them all with gasoline.

We let stupid people live long enough. We need to cull.
309 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 09:23
>>305
history and science never happened

ok kid, im done tard wrangling today so have fun munching tendies and filling your diaper
310 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 09:40
>>304
Yeah it's called sinking and it happens as a result of density. Not gravity. So if gravity is still a part of your vocabulary after your little hiccup there, find a toaster, plug it in and clean it up in the tub. You're a fucking disease.
311 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 09:58
[b]Step 1.[/b] Take a giant balloon
[b]Step 2.[/b] Get a gopro
[b]Step 3.[/b] Send balloon up
[b]Step 4.[/b] Balloon pops and you take gopro home.
[b]Step 5.[/b] Watch raw footage of the earth curving.
312 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 10:15
>>311
gtfo!
313 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 10:32
>>310
why don't you walk of the edge of the internet and come back on the other side with some manners.
314 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 10:49
>>309
Yeah this coming from the sheep who still thinks that the masons went to the fucking moon. Lmfao. I've had more meaningful conversations with house pets.
315 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 11:05
>>311
fisheye effect on cameras in thin air...
316 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 11:07
>>301
I'll go do that, and then remember that curvature still exist. This "flat earth" meme has already tired it's amusement. Your the rage comics of conspiracy theories.
317 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 11:24
>>311
Also never happened. Also GoPro is quite possibly one of the most wide angle consumer video capturing devices on the market. By the way for all the people on life support, wide angle lenses like those on a GoPro distort straight lines. That's why you look like an extra retard when you use them for photographic evidence. Next.
318 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 11:58
>>313
If you wanted manners go to Reddit you fucking pussy. You should be thanking me for giving you the red pill.
319 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-22 12:15
This thread is gold, fucking retards baiting with shit bait and it's working
320 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 12:32
>>303
No, The Sun is closer to a perfect sphere.
321 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 12:49
>>317

Why is only the earth flat? other planets and our fucking moon are spheres, you can see for yourself with a telescope.
322 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 13:06
>>299
oh please dear wiseman don't let the detractors disparage you. Please tells us more of this buoyancy. I am in particular interested in how the direction of buyancy is determined if gravity is fake.
323 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 13:23
>>242
time dialysis
I didnt realise time needed to have its blood filtered, good to know
324 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 13:40
>>303
jesus christ so this is the power of the american education
325 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 13:57
>>242
I actually sailed around the world. So, I know for a fact that it's round.
326 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 14:14
>>242
the moon is a sphere
as is every other observed star and planet
larger asteroids tend to gravitate towards the shape of a sphere

why would the earth be any different ?
327 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 14:31
>>321
Is that right?! Wow! I never thought of it like that! You totally CAN tell the difference between a sphere and a circle with a telescope. Or a sphere and a half sphere even! I guess if I had somebody hold up a dinner plate a few miles away and looked at it with a telescope it would magically be a spherical dinner plate. Thanks!
328 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 14:48
>>318
I should thank you for not understanding what buoyancy is? maybe eat some fruit and get your bloodsugar back to normal "rude boy"
329 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 15:05
330 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 15:22
>>327
So every planet is a flat circle that is also facing earth?
331 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 15:39
>>242
Do you actually believed if you flew a plane in one direction for long enough you would just end up in space (inb5 up is a direction)
332 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 15:57
>>327
You can if the plate is ROTATING, like planets do. The Moon is tidally locked, but we literally know how long every planet in our solar system takes to rotate completely.
333 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 16:15
>>316
The "curvature" is the gravity's effect on human eye, an optical illusion.

>>321
The earth and the moon are two parallel discs for reasons I mentioned earlier in the thread.
334 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 16:33
>>322
I've got a better question for you. If the theory of relativity is to be believed (which it's not, but for the sake of argument) the giant ball in the center of the metaphorical bedsheets that is space time, when you drop the smaller ball it falls ever closer to the large ball. Why doesn't this happen in real life? Why have we not moved not one inch closer to the sun? The morons at NASA would have us believe if we moved even a few miles closer to the sun it would be cataclysmic to our weather. In the massive fictional amount of time the earth has been around surely we would have slipped down the sheet towards the sun a bit. WRONG. YOURE ALL IDIOTS.
335 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 16:50
>>330
Or a half sphere, affixed to the inside of the dome. That rotates around the flat earth. Thank you for using your brain, you're getting somewhere. That's why the north star is in the same place after we've been supposedly beaming through the universe at 700,000 mph. And the great pyramids of Giza still point towards their respective stars 5000 years later.
336 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 17:07
>>332
Really? Have you personally sat there with a telescope and watched it make a full rotation? Because as far as I know, every photo of Jupiter only shows one side. The one with the "storm" on it. Le Derp.
337 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 17:24
>>334
Because we are traveling at a speed to maintain orbit. In your sheet example we are stationary.
338 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 17:41
>>334
The earth and all the other planets do get closer to the sun with every rotation, faggot
339 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 17:58
>>337
What is allowing us to maintain that velocity?! Are you serious? Are there jet engines on the earth?! That keep us moving at a constant velocity to avoid the suns alleged gravity?!
340 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 18:15
>>337
And yes we are stationary. Again read my North Star and Giza pyramids example. We are not moving, and have never moved.
341 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 18:32
>>335
Holly fuck, we went from stupid retards thinking the earth is flat, to fucktards believing the weather is the center of the universe, this is 1000 b.c. Al over again
342 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 18:48
So besides the sun setting behind a curved horizon every day.....
I hope this is bait.
People, everyday people send up balloons with cameras. Satellites need to be positioned around the earth to relay signals over the curved spheroid.
Gravity.
Volcanos.
Every other mother fucking celestial body.
Fuck you
343 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 18:59
>>253
its not about closer and further away regions that decide seasons, its about the total area exposed to sunlight.
344 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 19:07
>>334
you shower me with wisdom and i am indeed grateful for these golden nuggets of science, unfettered by the corruption and indolence of the interlectual aristocracy. That said if you would please illuminate me on origin of the direction of buoyancy I would be forever your dedicated pupil.
345 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 19:13
Solar eclipses and the moon is rotating around the planet. Sunrises and Sun sets would occur at the same time around the edge of the earth.

If >>242 is really serious about this, then explain where the edge of the earth is?
346 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 20:35
Does RedCream actually browse any boards or is he unintentionally running the superior gentleman blueprint.
347 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 06:29
Can we get a Halloween thread going?

Spooks, decorations, whatever. Anything Halloween

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