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Grand Theft Auto V

1 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 22:49
Why the fuck do people like this shit?

It's all good for a minute, then I get dragged into theae asine long fucking missions taking a fucking HOUR driving like Im UNDER FUCKING WATER

THIS SHIT HAS ME SO HOT BECAUSE IT TAKES SO GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUXKING LONG JUST TO TURN THE GOD DAMN SHIT OFF

I JUST WANTED TO BLOW UP SOME SHIT FUCK
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:50
>>1
THEN PLAY GTA ONLINE YOU FUCKING BRAINCOOMER ZOOMER NIGGER
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:51
>>1
then go play some braindead CoD shit ya tard
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:52
>>1
Play comfy SAMP instead
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:53
>>3
big brain 10,000 IQ gta online shark card simp over here
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:54
Are you stupid or just retarded?
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:55
>>1
What game are YOU playing? I can make $5 mill a day spamming the cayo perico heist, I own nearly every weaponized aircraft and DLC-related business. I can call up a broomstick and blow the shit out of everyone I come across, i just choose not to because I'm not a cunt!
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:56
>>5
Shark cards are dead as of last December.
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:57
>>1
Imagine finding the most accessible, most popular, most liked game ever to be slow-paced. Take your fucking ADHD meds you brain dead nigger. There is no hope for you.
10 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 22:58
>>7
idk what fuck you're playing dude this is the single player aneurysm game
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 22:59
>>9
yeah I guess that's literally why I go on a 100 cop killing spree and turn the shit off
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:00
>>10
Fuck, you're still on the single player? that shit was over 7 years ago
13 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:02
>>12
people have fucking lives dude
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:03
>>1
I've played it twice from the start never finished it either time but still had fun. Most fun I had was when I finally got the force feedback mod working for my steering wheel then used a track ball to aim while driving. I must have spent at least a hundred hours just cruising around randomly killing pedestrians or people in their cars at stop lights.
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:04
>>13
yea.so do I. Full time job, wife & 2 kids. Still finished that shit 7 years ago
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:05
>>1
Kill yourself three times to speed run faggot
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:06
>>1
impatient baby
18 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:07
>>15
family men don't have lives goober
19 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:08
>>17
well fuck if I want to drive 180mph I should be able to, the cars in this game suck ass. I tuned the fuck out the infernus and it sucks ass. Then they have the aduadicty to make you operate a fucking crane or trailer FUCK
20 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:10
GTA V players are either 25 yr old virgins or 13 yr old nigger childs. It's actually the worst game of the last 10 years.
21 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:12
>>20
40yr old married to a hot wife with two kids of course sex is getting so rare I almost feel like a virgin when it happens once every two weeks just doesn't cut it once a week was bad enough.
22 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:13
>>1
The only point to play the game is to go online and cheat and kill everyone.
MK2/God mode/Unlimited ammo etc.
23 Name: Tokiko 2021-04-18 23:14
Video games are for children.

Any game intended for teens or adults should be made into a series, a book, or a film.

No exceptions.
Let resources be used to make a person's childhood memories instead of 98% of all games being made for people over the age of 11.

Fucking selfish.
24 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:16
>>21
This post made me sad and I don't like being sad!
25 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:17
>>22
meh, I think it's more enjoyable to get my own pleasure out of it, I don't see it like that, the problem is when you actually play the single player instead of doing your own thing, IT SUCKS SO BAD
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:19
>>1
San Andreas is superior in every way, except graphics, physics, and detail. Gotta admit, driving around Los Santos is actually pretty immersive.
27 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:21
>>25
single player
Didn't know anyone played GTA single player anymore.
28 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:22
>>26
based
play San Andreas multiplayer instead
or just singleplayer
29 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:24
>>26
It was OK but it still had a LOT of annoying missions

Now that I think about it... what GTA even had a decent SP? Vice City and that's it
30 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:25
>>26
Why in the fuck is GTA San Andreas the staple standard. That game sucked.
GTA Vice City was the shit!
(Basically you played scar face, not super monkey brawl)
31 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:26
>>7
I can make $5 mill a day spamming the cayo perico heist
why spend 5 hours per day doing a heist when you can dupe issis and sell them for 1.5m?
32 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:27
>>2
Fpbp, kek'ed hard
33 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:28
>>30
GTA Vice City was the shit!
second worst gta ever
34 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:30
>>1
go play red dead 2 story then nigger. Oh wait you're so autistic that you are gonna complain
WAAAAAHHH THE HORSE IS TOO SLOW
35 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:31
>>1
Go have a shit.
36 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:35
>>1
The story mode is pretty ok. And still quite fun after you finish it with max money to do some random shit now and then.
Just drive around for a while, rob some store, blow up some crap, find some of the letters, try and escape the cops etc.

Finished story mode 3 times. 442 hours in and counting.

Online mode is cancer.
37 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:40
>>1
Just finish the story mode and then do random crap as you like.
38 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:47
>>36
I know, I was trying but bro, I wouldn't be surprised if it took a whole year.

I already put 500k into that lifeinvader stock so I have reason get there

I was so fucking over it this afternoon though
39 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:51
Literally the worst GTA. Only good thing about it is jamming online with the squad.
40 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 23:54
>>38
It's long, but not too bad.
If you are on the underwater mission that's probably the Merryweather Heist with the submarine thingy, which is number 33 of the 80 missions.
So you're almost halfway trough.

And you can still halt the mission progression if you want, and mess around, there's no in-game repurcussions for that.
41 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-18 23:58
>>40
yeah I picked the sub mission and went back to the trailer... I like the characters, I don't mind either, it's just that there was a seriously long break between an autosave and I was on a rampage tryibg to get home... then I got there and I still had to go to the trailer to save
42 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-19 00:02
>>41
and the car spawn was fucked... every car I passed was a POS. The cops were up my ass in this 60mph shit fuck hoopty. All I wanted was to save the fucking game jesus
43 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 00:06
>>1
Get an attention span retard
44 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 00:09
Just mod the online and harass people. It's way more fun
45 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 00:18
>>1
GTA 4 is better
46 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 02:08
I like hiking in the woods. It’s calming to me and it feels good to get out of the house. Some cities have metro parks where you can go walk around in. Many have bodies of water like rivers, lakes, or streams. Pack a lunch and beverages and go be inna woods.

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