Television & Film

What kind of sick fuck would want to see Jodie Whittaker nude?

I wouldn't want to see Jodie Whittaker nude, unless I was a disabled, transgender, asexual, Muslim Afro Caribbean lesbo queer, just like her fucking sidekicks.

Jodie Whittaker nude fuck that.

Jodie Whittaker nude sick.

Jodie Whittaker nude retarded.

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Jodie no-tits.

God she can't act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LldI0SRzJX0

This thread is a discussion about the Amityville Horror and and associated films official and unofficial sequels.

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
Amityville III: The Demon (1983)
Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes (1989)
The Amityville Curse (1990)
Amityville: It's About Time (1992)
Amityville: A New Generation (1993)
Amityville Dollhouse (1996)

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The Amityville Murders (2018)

Amityville: Mt. Misery Road (2018)

Amityville Prison (2016) aka Against the Night

Your backlash is not justified and is stupid, none of the Marvel films are anywhere near Citizen Kane or even Police Academy for that matter.

Cry as much as you like Kevin Smith, Taika Waititi and James Gunn, but none of your films are any good.

Film is art, Marvel is CGI or in other words a fucking game on a TV screen and nothing more.

Are you all as pumped as I am for the new Matrix 4 going into production in February. Sad that Lau-oops.. Lana is the only Wachowski involved.

Better keep the pussy clean, miss fishy.

Any one sick of this third rate nobody?

Just tried to watch the new season of Black Mirror. It's never been nearly as good as most people seem to think it is, but the first few seasons were OK at least as a sort of modern throwback to okayish anthology series like the outer limits with a dystopian twist. Since I liked the first few seasons when I heard it was picked up by netfliks I thought it might be good. Huge mistake. The new season is so fucking bad it has made me angry. There's like 3 episodes, each as long as a bargin bin movie, and each as shit. The episodes are poorly plotted, poorly acted, and simply stupid. There's one episode that's basically a generic police procedural type who's point is "social media is addictive!". No shit sherlock, that might have been clever ten years ago. Another episode is basically just Short Circuit cross pollinated with a banned bleak episode of some disney teen pop star movie the popstar was played by an alexa ripoff. And the final one, the only one that wasn't completely fucking trash was basically just two guys sexting in an AOL chatroom updated for VR. Apparently critics still thought these were "great" episodes even though they'd probably have trashed them if the netflix brand wasn't attached to it. Shit sucks, but at least it reminded me why I haven't watched TV in years.

I don't watch TV.

Your ass lookinh forward to Once Upon A Time In Hollywood?

>>1

overrated

He's an experimental director who has been around forever, anon. If he's overrated, which experimental writers / directors do you respect?

His time has passed to be sure, but he made some awesome shit while he was still young, we all get old. And as far as Hollywood weirdness goes, he's fucking vanilla AF for only being into feet rather than little boys. He gets a pass, but I 'm only watching the next one on netflix or whatever. He lost me after Hateful 8. Can't think of a better sleeping pill.

Is it just me, or is the impression that Hollywood’s days are numbered is correct, unless they allow for more traditional/conservative cinema to flourish?

He fulfills his promise llewyn to kill his wife. Then goes on to collect the briefcase. The sheriff retires knowing that crime is growing out of control and he is too old now to try to fight it.

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Thanks. That ending made me feel like i wasted 2 hours of my life but now i get it

So the older police man realized that him thinking that this killer was a new type of crime was just vanity.

He realized that it has always been that way from the beginning of time. People always act the way they act. It's just a new type of cat an mouse.

It's all about the sheriff's realization that times are not changing, things have always been that fucked up. His age and his experiences blinded him to it. He calls it vanity. But the movie tries to present it as a view of human nature.

Listen to the conversation again. Why he chose to go into the hotel alone that night. He was afraid, thought he needed backup. But he still went it. Even at his age. Even as he was about to retire.

That's what I for from it anyway.

it was more or less that despite the sheriff feeling "overmatched" and like the country was now a special kind of lawless, he was wrong and that the west had always been violent and a young lawman's territory. The ending dream was symbolic that the old man sheriff's dad before him had felt the same way and set a fire for the sheriff to head to so that the next generation could attempt to tame the lawless frontier the very same way he had (and failed) to do

>>12
Nope. The lady in the office at the trailer parks sees anton. He threatens her and she stands up to him. She isn't greedy or bad.

Why do they always call it an alien "race".

Shouldn't it be "species"?

>>62
Next thing you're going to argue is that lions and tigers are the same species since ligers and tigons exist.

>>45
oh ok, so you found out you were gay already when you were a kid, congratulations on early stepping out of the closet

>>5
It uses ridonculous amounts of power and they don't have access to easily replenishable refined dilithium crystals to replace their depleted/damaged power cells (like they would in Federation space).

I still haven't see Discovery but Captain Pike just looks so god damn dapper. Is it worth a watch?

>>67
I'm actually enjoying this season. First one wasn't as good imo

We're approaching planet Musflon IV. The Enterprise received a distress signal originating from the planet's surface. I am assembling a landing party to track down the source of this mysterious signal.

Mr. Sulu, take us into standard orbit.

Lieutenant Uhura, relay the signal to Starfleet Command and tell them I'll be beaming down with Mr. Spock, McCoy, and two security officers.

Scotty, you have the Conn.

Ready to energize, sir.

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How long before niggers starting writing articles about how Sandra Bullock wearing a blindfold is a metaphor for whites not wanting to see colored people.

Niggers find racism in everything. Except when its niggers killing and robbing other niggers, then it becomes culture.

You people wont understand what it's like to be black, to be hated, to be looked down on for nothing more then skin color. White people are the devil.

4ct we finally done it The Root has a shitty article, here's the link for those of you who want to read this wise man's theory.

https://www.theroot.com/netflixs-bird-box-is-really-about-how-white-people-dont-1831345159

>>18

white people

What is the point in clicking articles that have these words written in that order, in the title?

>>19
I for one have reached a point of complete and utter disregard and ignorance when it comes to articles and what not, that contain the words " white people " its always blatants white hate.

White women =stupid
White men =evil
Niggers =superheroes.

There's your movie. No need to watch.

WE WUZ KANGS: the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxWvtMOGAhw

More degenerate, Cultural Marxist Jewish Hollywood Liberal propaganda, this time positing the ludicrous fantasy of an African nation technologically advanced beyond any other country, which maintains the international front of a primitive, Third World agricultural society.

This film blatantly seeks to ignore PROVEN evidence of the intellectual inferiority of the Negro, whilst placing a fantasized version of their degenerate primitive culture on a pedestal to encourage interracial breeding and the demise of the white race.

Liberal news outlets are currently falling over one another to fawn over the trailer and virtue signal its perceived cultural importance.

>>53
Faggots like you remove anything to proud of. Your just a white muzzie. Bleach cocktail, go.

>>54
What's your point? It's clearly the case. Why the need to gloat about it? This says a lot about yourself to have the need to feel better than someone else. Africans are literally the newest species of homosapien to appear on the planet. Whites and Asians been around longer and have had a lot more time to evolve.

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YOU are nothing but temporarily useful foot soldier used in the dividing and conquering of the poor while the rich rob us blinder,

Yeah fellow peasant, don't let them divide us amongst those lines, instead we should be divided in classes - us superior proletariat vs rich assholes. It is these successful shitlords with money that you need to worry about, not your people, culture, land and future being destroyed. If your life is shit it is because these upper class scumbags stole something from you.

I was on instagram when i came across an account called Oatsstudio. Oatsstudio is a film studio made by some african filmmaker in 2017. On this instagram profile theres a video of some puppets dancing around and the word chuckaroo appears at the end of the video. I searched chuckaroo in youtube and in google and there was nothing related to oatsstudio.
In the comments of this post, people seem so hyped about it but it doesnt seem to be very popular because theres no google results for it. Very strange.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSUvrvl_ob/?hl=en&taken-by=oatsstudios

I know I'm a little late to the party here, but I was browsing netflix and figured I'd give Black Panther a shot. I haven't finished watching yet, but holy shit this film has to be self aware right?
I thought the memes were just that - memes. But no, there actually are slavery and basketball references within the first minute, not to mention the "what are thoooose" line.
I just got up to the part where they go to the mountain nigger lair and they start grunting at Bilbo fucking Baggins and lost it.
This is my new favourite film.

Ok so I’m trying to remember the name of a 3d animated movie/ radio show/ children's book and it's going to sound pretty insane when I start describing it so please bear with me. If anyone knows the name/ remembers this shit please let me know. I should also start by saying I’m not exactly sure that it is a tv show or what, I know it was for kids and the first/ only time I came into contact with it was around 2005. It was in the form of a radio show, however I am assuming it was also a children's book at some point. I think it was called something to the effect of “ life in the swamp” but I cannot find it based on that title.
The radio show featured some animals living in a swamp, I think it was mostly frogs but the one character that stands out in my memory was an Alligator named Methuselah. In the episode the cast was in a contest looking for a golden ping pong ball, and whoever found it would receive a lifetime supply of chocolate. I also remember that Methuselah the Alligator wanted to use the lifetime supply of chocolate to create a “Chocolate Moose”, I think it was supposed to be a play on chocolate mousse. I remember that he found the golden ping pong ball in a log but he was too big to reach inside, and I think the episode ended with a dentist winning the lifetime supply of chocolate just to get rid of it.
Now I understand that this sounds like a fever dream but it was very much real, and way back when I heard it I looked it up online where I found that it also took the form of a 3d animation, I am not sure if it was a show or a movie. This has been driving me insane for years. Again I think it was called “life in the swamp” but I haven’t been able to find it based on that name.

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Methuselah the Alligator

Meet the Characters from Life at the Pond - Christian videos for kids
lifeatthepond.com/meet-the-characters/

Methuselah the alligator is the wise one of The Pond. He's been around seemingly forever. He tries to keep the others out of trouble, while giving them room to ...

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I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.

only the original trilogy was good, the prequels is fucking trash and the sequels are so bad that it makes the prequels look like a masterpiece.

Yeah, Star Wars was an epic franchise, the Trilogy had depiction of mild sex and violence and a general adult appeal and writing. Everything else they put out on film since then is garbage. Can't watch Episodes I to III and VII and VIII. Lucas failed and Disney even fails harder. I wonder if somebody would catch on to this and make a "spiritual successor" without the franchise, by doing a new legacy, a new epic.

Hey /tele/, I've got a media studies assignment to create my own horror movie. Got any villain descriptions or premise ideas, I'm not imaginative.

The killer is actually in the guys head and he has been killing the whole time. In the end you find out that aliens sent beams down into his head that caused the bad things to happen.

Then you find out that robot vampires are taking over the day time, and with their advanced robot brains they are tweaking a massive volcano to erupt enough dust into the atmosphere to blot out the sun until they can fully enslave humanity. The kicker is that they run out of humans due to time between being able to breed and the sole survivor escapes to a blasted landscape.

How come in the purge movies ALL crime is legal but people only murder?

In reality the night would consist of about 90% of society hiding in their houses or going to a neighbouring country for the night whilst the remaining 10% of society commit small crimes such as looting as they don't want to anger somebody with a better weapon. And people who did attack others would most likely be rapists as their are a lot more would be rapists in the world than there are would be murders, and the rapists would mostly target the weak (women & children)

In conclusion non of the films were rapey enough.

Watch Emmanuelle And The Last Cannibals.
Might be the kinda thing you're after.
It's softcore porn and there's cannibals.

I watched 4 episodes, laughed maybe 3 times total. It's pretty weak. I was excited because Futurama is easily my favorite animated show. Disenchantment is a far cry from it, though. It seems forced, clumsy, and low brow.

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Too much continuation. Futurama was good because every episode had something crazy and different happen yet it still had character progression. These shows are better when each episode has a distinct plot. Bojack Horseman and season 17 of South Park were the only comedy American cartoons that were able to pull it off.

>>1
We literally got this instead of another season of Ash Versus Evil Dead.

>>52
That. Nuff sed.

>>1
It's ok overall; the first half is fairly meh but it kept me mildly entertained on a long car ride. It gets stronger near the end; if that trend continues it could turn out to be worthwhile. S1 Simpsons was kinda shit too after all.

It's an unfamiliar format for the creators, we'll see if they get their shit together and adapt.

I'm not terribly hopeful tho, the main characters don't seem very well thought out.

>>52
I think the idea behind Bean is to create a relatable character for millennials, by someone who has no fucking clue what's relatable to millennials.

Whats something good to watch on netflix? Theres been nothing but garbage or things I've seen a million times already this year.

Post and explain why. I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g3_CFmnU7k

Star wars, a hew hope. A shitty kids movie that hasn't aged well, doesn't look good, basic simple plot, is only loved so much because of oldfag's nostalgia.

>>45
holy shit hahaha, did you just find 4ct from reddit or something?

lurk the fuck more you dumbass newfag.

>>42

'77 was a fairly bland year for films. People didn't have anything else to spend their money on at the box office.

Annie Hall
Eraserhead
Saturday Night Fever
Close Encounters of the third kind
Smokey and the bandit
a Bridge too far

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>>48
I've been on here for the best part of half a decade, never seen anybody say LARPing

>>47
Lord of the Rings, particularly Return of the King, was absolutely amazing. The Hobbit was aight.

>>51
You are entitled to your opinion and I respect it.

Do tell me, have you read the book before seeing the movies or did you watch the movie and then read the book? Alot of my disdain for the movies comes from how I just saw things differently when I read the books as a wee lad

I have an important question.

If you eat a zombie, will you turn into a zombie.

Like say you kill a zombie but you're out of food, will you eat the zombie and be okay.

Not like Walking Dead zombies because that's obvious if you've been following it but traditional zombies.

Walking Dead doesn't count. I'm talking Night of The Living Dead.

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Not going inna city after the dust has settled a bit for a little shoot and loot.
not rigging up some kind of crazy hillbilly armored vehicle for exactly such a purpose,
not keeping zombiefied celebrity that you used to masturbate to as sex slave.

Why even survive the apocalypse?

>>10
True, may also be a good idea just for safety, although I figure a ball gag (those ones that hold the mouth open with the hole for cocks idk what specifically they are called) would probably do the trick just as well and with less effort.

Fuck celebs, just capture the least-rotted, hot zombie and keep it like a pet.

>>15
Why not do both?

>>16
Why not just go all the way and make a zombie harem?